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Hey Ian, just put the TNT down. Okay, we can talk about this. Bro, WE ALREADY TOLD YOU THERE'S NOTHING HERE. IAN, you don't get IT. THERE'S GOLD UNDER VOLCANOES. I HAVE TO GET IT. THERE'S NOT. WHERE DID YOU EVEN HEAR THAT? VOLCANO could destroy the whole hub here. I SAW IT IN A YOUTUBE VIDEO IN THE INTERNET NEVER LIES. YOU LIE ON THE INTERNET ALL THE TIME. OH, the brain rock on him. OH, WELL, I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP. YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO NO. GET OUT. STOP. OH. OH, GREAT. IS NOT YOU'RE DEAD. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
He's dead. That man dead. Oh, Aaron. Oh, what? You thought I was going to die in Ian's TNT? I may have had a little trick up my sleeve, you know. Don't worry about it. Now, let's get you out of here. HANG ON. FLY. HEY, I'm not a wild animal. All right. Woo! All right, come on. Let's get you out of here. Wa! That was cool. That wasn't cool. OH, DON'T WORRY. I GOT IT. OH, THERE ME. SEE THAT ANIMATION? It was crazy. Oh, hey. Hey, you're not supposed to say that. Okay, I think we're safe here.
Okay. We'll pause here for a second. We'll get you home safely. ALL RIGHT. OH, cool outfit. Also hot. Literally. Yeah, cuz I'm fire. I get it. What do you think Ian's going to do next? I don't know, but he caused all those meteors, so I'm sure everyone else is dealing with them now. Dude, he like blew up everything. And that volcano is going to erupt worse. Knowing him, he'll probably try to find more TNT. He'll probably hit up my house next. Okay, we should probably see if he's at your house.
Yeah. Yeah, he better not be. All right, come on. Let's go. Run inside. Ian, bro, are you here? Okay. Oh, when you speak of the devil. Oh, there he is. Ian, I knew it. Um, Ian, you put THAT BACK RIGHT NOW. UH, BUT I NEED HIM. I'LL GIVE IT BACK. I promise. It's one of my totems. That's how I turn into THE WOLF. YOU CAN'T JUST TALK. I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. I GET SMASHED MY WAY INTO THE VOLCANO MYSELF. YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY GOLD. WE JUST WANT THE TOTEM YOU STOLE.
Be careful. Don't kill him. Okay. If you kill him while he holds it, he's going to use it. Oh, really? Bro, you want to live? You don't want to die. All right, I'm going to have to tie him up. Be careful. OKAY, THAT DIDN'T WORK. I DON'T THINK SO. KETCHUP. OH, GREAT. OH, that's going to be a pain later. Yeah, let's think of something. He'll respond as what, though? I don't know. It could be a lot of things. He could be like a goat or like a bear. I don't know. Regardless, it's not going to be good. With that being said, we need to be prepared. Here, take some.
What did you do? WHOA. YOU SET ME ON FIRE and I didn't die. Well, yeah. I mean, I mean, kind of, but not really. Either way, you have powers now. So if he comes back, you can at least defend yourself. Come on, let's go. I decide him now in his house. Yeah, I don't think he's here. Did you hear something about a fire totem? Oh, yeah. Not good. Big fire guy. You don't want to see that. Okay. Uh, Tiramisu. Tiramisu, where are you? Okay. Erupting.
Oh, I got to find her. My cats went missing and I need to Tiramisu, I'm coming for you. Don't worry. Okay. You might want to put a leash ON THAT THING. THIS IS AWESOME. I'M AWESOME. ARE YOU A PIMPLE OR ANYTHING? OH, I think he is. Oo. Hey guys, check me out. You're a pimple. I think I'm a pimple, sir. Oh, yeah. Dude, it's not good. I'M GOING TO BLOW EVERYTHING UP. LIKE A PIMPLE? NO, NO, NO, NO. WE GOT TO STOP HIM. SO, what does this do?
THERE'S NO GOLD UNDER THE VOLCANO. BUTTERCUP. BUTTERCUP, I'm coming for you. Oh. Uh, I'LL HELP YOU SEE THAT CAT. A OW. DO NOT THE CAT, MISTER. DO NOT THE CAT. WHAT YOU SAY? Let me GOT TO GET HIM AWAY FROM THE VOLCANO. THE LAVA'S nice to me. Oh, I can swim to the HEART OF THE VOLCANO NOW. OH, THAT LAVA'S DEEP. BABE, we didn't want him to go there. He's going to be a problem, isn't he? Yes. Yeah. And he's ugly, too.
Incoming. What? Huh? Bro, we tried to save our cats. OKAY. I HAVE A PROBLEM AT MY HOUSE. PROBLEM? OH, it's on fire. Tootsie Roll. Get over here. Ian did it. Not us. Yeah. Can you help me? Sure. We've got nothing to do right now until Ian shows up. Do what? His house is already destroyed. It really is the end. Oh, this isn't too bad. It looks just like the volcano. Just a volcano. I got to get ready for doomsday. All right, he's a lost cause.
We got to move on. Ah, I think he's going crazy. Whoa, that's a lot of magma cubes. Oh, we're all GOING CRAZY. UH-OH. WHAT? UM, it looks like the volcano's doing some weird stuff. Well, you know, I MEAN, IT COULD BE WORSE, you know. Oh, this is bad. HUH? UH, what are you doing, Z? You can hide IN MY BUNKER. JUST DON'T TOUCH MY HAPPY GAS. THERE'S a bunker. Bunkers are usually underground. Uh, Zane, hang on a second. When did you make this? The moment I saw that volcano. You can never be too careful.
You made this the moment you saw that volcano? A He doesn't have a hobby. Oh, I mean, it only got here this morning. I'm actually rather impressed. H you're pretty ready, but leather maybe diamond. Leather armor? Really? A babe? We can't be here. We got to go. I mean, let's entertain him. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. Don't touch those. They're important. Why do you have a lightning rod inside? Jeez. Fine. I'll keep climbing. Uh.
Whoa. Happy guy. We need to talk about your preparations. This doomsday and this is all you brought in your bunker. Wa. That's a lot more than we're there. Oh, yeah. There's more of them. OH, SEE IT? OH, THEY CAN GET IN. SERVICE DEAD. WE MIGHT AS WELL RESTART. Time to move on to plan B. Yeah, plan B. Yeah, give me a second. We didn't discuss anything like that. We totally did. I mean, I did, BUT NOT YOU. All right, there we go. PLAN B.
WE MADE A PLAN. NO, I made it. HE'S GOING TO PROTECT you while I'm gone. I'm going to go put this volcano back on. BUT I CAN'T BOSS HIM AROUND LIKE I BOSS you around. JUST DON'T KILL IT. OKAY, AARON, DON'T KILL IT. ZANE, it's just you, me, and my new son or daughter. I should have spent more time prepping. I KNEW IT. CHILD, we'll be fine. ZANE, NO. DON'T CASEY, HELP ME. HEY, MAN. JUST FLYING AWAY. IT'S OKAY. UM, all right. Let's get out of here.
Hey, is anyone here? Anyone need help? You're not SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. GO BACK TO YOUR HOME, G. Hang on. Uh, WHAT'S HAPPENING? I LOST A VOLCANO. THIS WASN'T THERE BEFORE. UM, don't worry about it. You can handle Oh, nice. Oh, thanks Emma. You really saved my life. Don't worry about it. Oh, what is that? What is this? Um, my British body isn't made for this heat. Get out of the way. Nothing's coming towards us. Oh, it's just smoke. You're fine. See, guys. Ow.
Oh, this isn't my face. CAN PUT ME OUT. YOUR FACE IS ON YOUR FACE. YOU'RE A SKELETON, THOUGH. And you're dead. Oh, wow. You shrunk. No, wait. Ice. Okay. Uh, that's the thing. We got to run, puppy. Oh. Um, let's see. Wait. Oh, Ky's cats. Uh, hey. I have some fish. Let's try to save you. Uh, maybe come over here. This way. I hope my fire dog don't eat you. Come on. Let's go this way. Okay. Um, hey Casey, I got your cat. Oh, I got almost all of them. I can save them all. Oh, that is so cute. Oh, there's more behind a You're saving all your cats. You got him from one more. I found this one.
Cupcaker. What do you name your cats again? Desserts. Uh, no. That's Kendrick Lamar. Amell. You know this. Hello, baby. A so cute. Okay, we got to figure out how to turn off this volcano. I don't even know where it came from in the first place. I thought someone built it. Whoa. This whole house is on fire. Uh, come this way. Let's check out. That didn't work. Oh, hey, AF Mau. Ian, please not. But AF Mau, I need um uh help. No, because then you'll want payment and you're not getting my gold. Why don't we just call it a favor?
What? For what? Let me have that wolf. Ian, no. Why do you want the wolf? IT'S A FIREWOLF. I BET IT could show me the right way. Now, you dare touch my wolf. IT'S MY BABY. PLEASE. I said please. You have to say yes. THAT'S THE RULE. That is not the rule. That's how please works. Oh, hey Al. You want to help me build this mode? He's still getting to me. Not right now. Guard. There's lava and pimple. There could be more to WORRY ABOUT THAN THIS. I'M HELPING THE SERVER. IAN?
IAN? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? WHOOPS. OKAY, we just got to go. We got to go. Come on. This way. Up. Okay. I got to find something. Let's see. COME ON OUT. OH NO. I just got to lay low. I got to use this just in case. Maybe the water can be fire. Are you destroying your own house? I'm going to get you. Wow. UH. Where did you go? Oh, there you are. Can't get me. Oh, come here. I need that dog. Whoa, Mike. I can't move.
You can't. I can't believe that actually worked. You fell for it, though. Let's get somewhere safe. Casey, I think this is the last of the animals. Uh, we should have built an arc or something. do something about Ian. He's going to go bananas on the server with this power that he's got. Come on. Okay. Oh, where'd Eric go? I really don't know. I think he's been fighting stuff. He said he'll be back. He's got to Oh, okay. Oh, wait. Lava. I got this. There we go. Okay. Oh, I need to start carrying more water like you. Do they have aas in Minecraft?
Oh, I want Oh, come on. Let's go. Get us some water buckets. Zane, we got the last of them. Okay, there we go. So much of these blocks, I'll bring them inside. We could just replace this Zane. Wa. Is that lava? Uh, things are getting bad in here, guys. And Oh, good. You brought the animals. Melting. It just keeps spreading. We have to, I don't know, turn off the volcano somehow. We've got to figure out how to do that. Oh, I could just block it off with THE BLOCK, BUT APPARENTLY I DON'T know if we CAN CONTAIN THIS ASS. YOU KNOW, I predicted this all IN MY BLOG.
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT, ZADE? OKAY, come on. No, maybe it was a bad idea to make the boat out of wood. Why are you using an umbrella for lava? You think it's going to work? Let's move this over here. Let's get them. Okay. Well, I got to stay and get this boat built. So, you guys go. I'll take care of this. I'll get the animals done. What? Asmo, you do what you got to do. Make an obsidian boat. Why is everyone just not thinking today?
Okay, this is getting insane. Uh, why are meteors coming down? It's a volcano. Erin, you're back. Hey, why are you just letting the meteors hit you? What? Oh, you saw it. Where were you? I was trying to make my way into the volcano to stop it. I mean, it didn't work, but I tried. All right, come on. We got to walk past it. How do we get rid of this? Aren't you a firewall? Can't you like eat the volcano?
Wait, did you kill Ian finally, or? Yeah, he's nearly just Whoa. Oh, never mind. I guess I can move. No, no, let's reverse that. Let's turn you back. Sweet freedom. Hold. Hold up. You know, I actually think I have something that might fix this. Really? Yeah. Just give me a second here. No, not you. I need you. Well, now he's dead. Sorry about that. You have me. I was getting attached. Well, too bad he's gone. You can't have him anymore. Come on.
THERE YOU ARE. WHERE YOU GOING, IAN? DUDE, COME HERE. FOLLOW ME. All right. He's going to take a bit, but we got to be quick. Get the last one. No. Not technically. I wouldn't hide my most valuable item out in the open like that. Here. Go inside. Hit the stone. I can't fit in there. Yeah. See? Aaron's smart. Ian dumb. All right. So, this one I'm thinking if Ian holds this and he dies, he may go back to normal, right? Go ahead and grab it and let's see. Maybe.
Babe. Babe, it'll be easy. Wait, what if I can sneak it on hand and we can distract him. Oh, I like the way you're thinking. All right, you stick here. I'll see what I can do to distract him. llama. Throw me the llama. You know what? FINE. I'LL DO IT MYSELF. RIGHT THERE. THE BEETARD. NO. JUST DO IT. OKAY. That's a little better. All right. So, about that distraction. You might want to give me that. Oh, there you are. Yeah, we may want to improvise now. Here, take it. TAKE IT, BRO. ANYWAY, I WANT TO BORROW YOU. It'll be quick. I PROMISE.
YEAH, SURE. COME HERE, DUDE. YEAH, COME ON. HERE, LET'S MAKE A DEAL. What a deal. Okay, what do you want? You know what? I could give you gar. Oh, I mean, that is a good offer, but uh how about you do? I'll give you this special totem. Oh my gosh. Don't Don't give him that. Whoa. WHAT IS THAT? HE DOESN'T want that. He never would want that. Oh, but you better more than that special totem for sure.
Hey, Ian, I can't see your hands. Are you holding it or? Uh, yes, I am. All right, GOODBYE. LET'S KILL HIM. GET HIM. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M HELPING YOU DIE. OH, WOW. THAT WAS A LOT easier than I thought it was going to be. Perfect. All right. Well, then hopefully he turns back to normal now. Yeah, dude. How you feeling? What did you do? NOT COOL ANYMORE. OH, DUDE. COME ON. YOU LOOK super cool. Really? All right, enough of this. Come here, you. I didn't talk to you. Leave me alone. See if WE CAN STOP THIS.
YOU COME ON. All right, Ian. You made the volcano. You helped MAKE I DON'T WANT TO. IAN, GOODBYE. And he's dead again. Hopefully, he didn't have another totem on him. You know what? I'm going to break his bed. OH, oh no. Are you okay? Uh, okay. Uh, yeah. I'll take that. Just say YOU HELP ME SAVE. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DID THIS. YES. HUH? ARE YOU OKAY? I DON'T KNOW. I CHANGED MY MIND. YOU KNOW, IT'S GETTING TENDER. I NEED SHELTER. OH, FINE. We'll help you out.
Whoa. Maybe Stratus can help fix Zayn's problem, GUYS. HEY, ASMO, YOU'RE BACK. YEAH, we just helped and now we're trying to help you guys. Oo, show me. Ah. Oh, okay. So, these things can ride on lava. There we go. We set them all up by the boat. Let me get this going quick. Put these over here. Oh, that's so smart. We can put a boat on them and make them. Yeah. I figured since you were making an obsidian boat that we could maybe use this if this actually works, but I'm not entirely sure how this is going to work. So,
hey, I'm trying my best here. All right. I ran out of crimson planks. Oh, that's what they were. Okay. Uh, maybe you were on to something there. I think they're all good to go. You still got any animals up there? Uh, just this one. And there you go. Oh, nice throw. All right. Well then, okay. Just got to get something from in here and we should BE GOOD TO GO. GUYS, WE'RE REALLY GOING to save the animals. I'm so proud of us. Oh, all right. Now, all aboard. Yep. Breaking it. AND THERE WE GO.
WOW. NICE. Very good. All right. Let's get it going. And come on. Okie dokie. Okay, it's uh Oh, there's lava. Uhoh. Well, I guess now's a good time to test. I see it. Okay, striders. Come on. Let's get going. And maybe this lava will work. Oh, it's actually working. You should just try to get the thing moving. No, it's fine. This is a good time to test it. The strider should be able to walk on lava, right? Yeah, but you can't sing.
Oh, that's true. All right, let's get out OF HERE. COME ON. UM, HEY. All right. SEE YOU LATER, ABAU. WAIT, SEE YOU LATER? YOU'RE not going to come back and help me? Hey, I'm surviving the apocalypse here. All right. So, uh, good luck. Don't die. And, uh, I believe in you. Yeah, you got this. Casey, not you. Okay. Come on, Casey. Let's go. What are you doing? Are you digging a moat? Well, you know, if at first you don't succeed, try again.
Oh, so this isn't your first time. Push him into the moat. I really want to push him in. My British body IS STILL NOT BUILT FOR THIS. What are you doing? What is happening? Where did all the water go? It just disappeared and all that stuff. Go pick it up. What do you mean you can't pick it up? There's literally water in your mouth. Um. Oh. Oh no. Okay. I'm just guessing, but that's that looks like a bad sign. This isn't good.
We need to figure out what's going on with that volcano. For real. Watch out. Dude, well, if only we pushed him in, he would have lived. Uh-oh. Oh no. Oh, watch out. Watch out. Okay. Well, I'm not really afraid of lava. This is really a nuisance. What do we do now? Move. You know, I think we move somewhere else. I HAVE AN IDEA. YOU STILL HERE? It doesn't involve a Oh, ice for my sweat. Look, check this out. Okay. Now, what? Dude, you had more to this plan, didn't I? My freezer lava any minute.
No, your plan sucks. This was a stupid plan. No. Try putting it next to lava, maybe. Oh, okay. Uh-oh. Wait, bro. I don't know if that did anything. Wait a minute. How much more that ice you got? Wait, you got more inside or blue ice and salt? So turn lava into the salt. Basalt. What salt you do? No, I don't have any salt. It's bustled. Do you have any more of that ice? IT'S ALL IN MY FREEZER. OKAY, PERFECT.
All right, I'll sit here and I'll watch the fire. G, I've never been more happy to see a stack of sweat blocks. Ew. Oh, me neither. Yeah, I knew that could be useful. Um, Aaron, I think I'm going to need to get to Zayn's happy gas. I know he said not to touch it, but I'm going to. All right. Yeah. I'll get you there. Come here. All right. Get on. Come on. Get on. Guard. Stay safe. WAIT. HOLD ON. BYE, GUYS.
OKAY. Don't fall. Almost there. Okay. All right. Now, get the Zayn's weird bunker. Um, do you even think it's up there still? Wait. Okay. Babe, wait. Take these. Take Here. You'll need them. All right. I'm going to go back and check on G real quick. I'll be right back. Thanks, Aaron. Oh, this is going to be great. Zane, I'm so sorry I'm stealing this, but I need to and I'm not going to steal it. I'm going to give it back.
It's also an emergency and you don't want to have the apocalypse. So, you know what? I'm going to grab this gas and time to do it. Uh, let's see. Just got to put this over here. Um, right in the middle should do it. Let's see. There we go. Ice. That should be enough to do it. This Wow, that worked. Oh, the lava's going away. I can get to the gold. Ian, please be careful. There's meteors. You're on your own. Ooh, sorry about that. UH, ALL RIGHT, BACK UP, IAN.
OH, there's something down there. AND IT'S GOLD. OH, IT'S MINE. WOW. You're not wrong, but that doesn't look That thing will absolutely kill you. Uh, don't sound so surprised. Half mouse surprise. You're just A NICE LITTLE GULP. HE'S NOT NICE AT ALL. UH, HELLO. UH, ACTUALLY, OKAY. WATCH OUT. GET HIM. FIGHT HIM. WHAT THE HECK IS THIS THING? I'M TRYING. IT'S A LITTLE BIG, THOUGH. MUST BE THE REASON WHY THE LAVA'S HAPPENING.
WAIT, WHAT? SERIOUSLY? OH, THIS STUPID THING. REALLY? SHOOT. LET'S try to push IT IN THE LAVA. YOU DON'T MELT. BITE THEM. LAVA. GO IN THERE. OH. OH, YEAH. IT'S GOOD. IS IT? THERE'S SOME GOOD GOLD RIGHT THERE. That wasn't that bad. Yeah. If I don't care about gold. Plus, I want to be rich, too. Really? After all we went through, you care about gold now? Oh, give me. Okay. Fine. I'm allowed to have gold, too. Okay. A girl does have priorities sometimes.
We're not going to tell about this. Be careful. Was probably LURKING AROUND HERE. OH, BUT I ALREADY KNOW. I knew you'd BETRAY ME. AND I'LL do it again. GET DOWN HERE. OH YEAH, a likely story. NOW PREPARE TO DIE. FIGHT ME. OH, HE'S GOT A ROCKET LAUNCHER. REALLY, DUDE? ALL RIGHT, BABE. SORRY, but I'm going to kill him now. He is not going to fire a rocket at you. I'll fight him. Get down here and FIGHT WITH YOUR FIST, BOY. Let's do it. Hang on. I got to reload. Uh, you know, hang on. COME DOWN HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN. TAKE DOWN HER BIKE.
