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It has been 3 years since the last GTA meme Olympics, but it got a lot of views, so we're going to do it again. Now, we obviously usually play Fortnite, so I told these guys to close their eyes. I have a surprise. Closing my eyes. Yep, they're closed. Can't wait for the surprise. All right, you can open your eyes. Oh my god, it's a guy from Fortnite. It's Fortnite. Yeah, I've brought Fortnite to GTA. So now when you brutally beat up civilians, you'll be doing it as Fortnite characters. He's witty wittying. We got Fortnite emotes.
What is happening, dude? Now, as always, I have built five insane challenges. The winner of these challenges will get a photo on the wall. I am terrified of what's going on there this time. Our first challenge is a simple game of floor is lava. The lava will rise. You have to not die. Simple as that. Yo, we got a battle bus. Now, this is epic. This way for this challenge, you can pick your drop spot. You can go anywhere on the map that you want. Hey, yeah, thank bus driver, guys. Wait, there's an animation. I'm going. Oh my god.
How? What? I'm going. There better not be fall damage. Oh my god. I'm fly I'm flying. Okay, I pulled my glider. I don't know how I've done that. Oh, there is a glider. Oh, all right. I've just landed on a highway. Uh, this is good. I've just hijacked the car. I'm going I need to get to high ground. I might actually do the same thing. I'm getting a photo on the wall, guys. All right, I think the lava has started. Time to get to high ground, guys. Oh, the lava is rising. Oh, I see it. My epic getaway in my Prius. The lava. Oh, No. No, no, bro. I ran into someone straight away. That lady is walking straight into the lava. She's crazy. Oh my god. I thought the building
was the play. Yo, the lava's going so fast. Yeah, Locky's done for. I can see the city. It is almost under every bit of lava. Oh, there we go. Oh no. Glad to redeploy. Yeah, Lachlan is dead. If someone's died, uh, that means the second challenge is activated. There's meteors now. What do you mean there's meteors? I don't have a car now. I'm on a roof, but I don't think it's tall enough. The lava is rising way too quickly. Oh my god. Yo, help. Oh my god. Get over. Get over, Creamy. I don't know. I got hit. I'm dead. I'm so dead. I'm not surviving this, bro. I'm dead. Okay, now Cream is dead. There is also
earthquakes. The ground is shaking. M. Where are I? I'm not again. I can see the like marks from the meteors, but like they I can't see them on my screen. Oh my god, dude. My I'm just landed on my head. All right, look. I am definitely cheating right now cuz I can't actually get hit by the meteors. Game's glitched. Who cares? Even if I can't get hit by the meteors, I can get hit by that lava which is about to come here. What? No. The lava. No. I just got thrown into the lava. M is dead. Do I feel slightly bad my game glitched and I couldn't get hit by the meteors?
No, I don't feel bad at all. I won. That's a point for me. Eat my ass. Challenge number two. We are racing to be the first person to kill 100 civilians. Now, in Fortnite, they make a big deal about saying, "Oh, eliminated. Uh, back to the lobby. We're actually killing people. It's mass murder. Really?" First 15 kills have to be done with a mele weapon, like an axe or a bat. At 15 kills, you can use small guns or vehicles. And at 40 kills, you can do whatever you want. I will have a knife. I want the candy cane. Holy bro. They got the Fortnite minigun in this game. All right, get me on the battle bus. I'm ready to kill. Also, there is Peely walking around the map. Peely
counts as killing five civilians. It's a bonus. Five kills. I'm dropping out now. I'm going. I think I'm invincible, so I'm not going to waste time pulling my parachute. I'm just going straight down. Oh my god. All right. Remember, melee weapons first. All right. Bang. One kill. Oh my god. All right, I need to use a hammer for my first kill. All right, that's my first kill. Oh my god, I'm stomping. Oh, that's so I stabbed him in the ass, bro. It's appealing. I found one.
Oh my god, bro. This feels so brutal for some reason. Oh my god, I've already got 10 kills now cuz they count as five. I'm targeting the Fortnite skin, so it's way less real. Like, oh my god, bro. Oh my god, it's Ninja. Come here, boy. Books like fish. All right, I just gritted on Ninja. All right, I've reached 15 kills. I can now use small guns. All right, racking up the kills. 15. All right, we got the vehicle. The heckular manslaughter. Just what I wanted. Bang, bang. Yep, that's easy. Bang. One, two, 200. All right, I'm at 40 kills. I can do whatever I want now. I got a minigun. Oh, it's it is a peely.
Dude, I'm finding so many peelies. I'm Oh my god, bro. This is what I like. Jesse, it's peely. Come here, Peely. 40. Oh my god. Wait, I found some vehicles. Is that a tank? Yeah, you cannot give me a tank and expect me not to win. Say hello to the Brutus Minigun. Let's go. I'm a 47. Yo, it's Ninja, dude. Sorry, Ninja. I just I needed the car, dude. Perfect. You know what's crazy? Peely, where you going? Oh, I'm on 90 kills. What? How did he get to 90? Come on. I got to be lucky. Come on, man. I'm not even close. Oh, another Peely. Wait, I might be on the comeback arc here. 88. I'm I'm
catching up. Bush ranger. Okay, 61. It's actually not looking good. My mass murdering skills are not great. All right, I'm on 99. I'm going to find a Peely to finish it. Come on. I'm on 91. Wait, is that PE 100? I did it. There was two peelies on the back of a on a bus. Wait, you did it. All right. Well, somehow mouse stole the win. I'm not going to lie, I could have won literally 5 minutes ago. There was two peelies on the back of a bus. Challenge number three. We are going to race across the map in a giant triathlon. Each step of this race will have a new obstacle. Give me the advantage. Don't eat it. Let the race begin.
I am sweating. I am Oh my god. What the hell? Wait, I thought this was a marathon. Oh, wait. No peelies. Why are there peelies? Yes. Our first obstacle. Uh, the peelies are getting revenge. What? What do they have? Oh, bro. What is that? They got ray guns. Oh my god. Wait, do they have tasers? I just got to hit the checkpoint. No, bro. I'm so close. Give me the checkpoint. All right, I got it. To make this possible. Yeah, there is checkpoints uh where you respawn if you die. Make sure to hit them. Go, go, go, go, go. Las beam with a massive
lead. Almost like he made this video. Well ahead. Okay, I hit a land mine and I'm being beat to death by a peely. off, peely. off. You guys can't beat me up, man. Oh, wow. Tasers. That's That's cheap. That's just Oh, you just hit me in the nuts. We have designed some catch-up mechanics so you don't fall too far behind. Whoever's in last gets a little speed boost. Yeah, I know. I'm like utane bolt right now. I'm sprinting at 3,000% speed. This is great. Wait, I think I see you guys. I might be catching up. All right, we're all kind of stuck up with each other. We've all caught each other. Where did Mal come from? I'm in second place. Creamy, I'm coming for first, boy. I'm coming for first. I'm in first.
Well, we're about to reach the second leg of the triathlon. Uh, there's a bunch of sharks with TNT strapped to them just cuz I thought it would be funny. Hope you guys are good at swimming. Oh yeah, nice. Some sharks. Yep. Just been bombed by a shark. Awesome. Oh my god, I just got eaten. I thought they just blew me up. I didn't know I got eaten. I need to get like the blue shell. No. Feels like I'm playing Call of Duty, bro. And I'm fighting in a harbor. There's just like explosions everywhere. No, no, no. Don't do that. No, no, no.
It's fine. It's fine, actually. Oh, wow. Wait, I'm first. Oh, it's getting shallower. We must be getting to the end. I'm leaving the water. Let's go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Stop that, man. Yes. Locky's out of the water and we're still just being fed on by sharks. Yeah, I've just been blown up three times in a row. I want the yellow bike. Let's go. I am bike riding on the way downtown and I thought I was bro. I can taste the beach. M fresh air. Let's go. It's time for the bike section. Our final obstacle. There's a bunch of murderous drivers. They're They're all drunk.
Oh my god, I just got sideswiped. Okay, this is Oh my god, I'm out of the water. 10 minutes late. Nice. This is far and away the longest part of the triathlon. We have to go a long way. No, I was so close. Get off my ass. Oh my god. No. Wa. I just hit a Oh my god. Where is my bike? All right, I've got an entire junk out on top of my bike, boys. Let me just get the I've got a tractor on me. I see Creamy. I see No. Why is everyone going for me, bro? It's like, bro, chill. Lucky. It's almost like that's the entire point of the challenge. We're all going through the same thing. Lachlan. Oh, I have a commanding lead. Absolutely. Okay. He
had a commanding lead. See you, Creamy. Oh, yeah. See you later, man. Anything behind us? Yep. 17 cars behind us. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, actually I felt that. That was really cool, actually. Oh, yep. That's really cool. Yeah. Oh, yep. No, I actually like this. That's good. Wait, there's a road block. What is that? There's no way I make it out. Yeah, I'm going to go over here. Wa! Yo, Creamy, I think, pulled it off. The finish line is the ocean. We are very close to the end. Jump this. Oh, that's embarrassing. That is so embarrassing.
Just got to get through these gates. All the cars are glitching. Let's go. No, the gate, bro. I'm on Creamy's ass, bro. I'm on his ass. No, you're not. I'm not looking. Oh my god. You're right there. There's no more cars. It's just pure biking skill, bro. Where is the finish line? Oh no. Here it is. No. Yes. No. Yeah. Oh, okay. That was awful. I never want to do that again. Future laser beam here. I have finally released my own Gamer Supups flavor, Chug Juice. I don't know if I can legally say, but it's scientifically proven to be the greatest thing you've ever tasted. Obviously, I don't want to get in trouble for feeding caffeine to kids. So, we do have an energy version and a caffeine-free
version. I also have my own cup. It's like full of gingies. There's a gingi rocket riding. It's awesome. Give it a sip. You can check this out at gamersups.gg/lazer. There's a link in the description. Also, code laser gives you 10% off on everything on the site. Sorry for interrupting the video. I'm just excited this finally exists. Now it's time for challenge number four. There is a giant ramp. You have to choose one of these cars, go down the ramp, and make it through that tiny hole. First through the hole wins. Three people are tired on one point. Anyone could get the photo.
Look at them load in. You got options. You can pick any of these cars you want. I'm doing it in a fire truck just for the culture. I reckon I can do it. Give me the squid mobile. I got the yellow car. First through the hole wins. Where's the hole? Oh god. That's uh Yep. Found the hole. Guys, as you come down the ramp and you look towards the target that you have to go through, just really take your time to read the message. Okay, what is this message going to say? Oh, I can already see it in fine print code laser. First try. First try in the fight. No, I've just cleared it, bro. I've just cleared it. Not first try. Holy Oh, wow. Too much power.
I went over it. Is that bad? Oh, that is bad. All right, let me try in a golf cart cuz I had too much speed in the last one. The bike was so nice to me. I might have to go back. Oh my god. I am banging it right now. I'm going so fast. The lineup is the Oh, my tires are going What? No. My attempt has been griefed. Control it. Here we go. Creepy's going after griefing me. Oh my. Yeah. Not even close. No. Why? I just got cyber bullied. Go. Oh my god, that was pathetic. Oh. Let's go. Okay. I'm sorry, Lucky, but you're just like, I've been hurt, bro. Went AFK for a second.
Oh. Oh, guys, I'm just trying to win. It's the perfect size. I'm not sure what's just happened to me, but that was the coolest thing ever. If I get it this try, I'm going to freak out. Please, please. That this will be the coolest thing ever if I get this. Oh my god. He just did it. Oh my god. That was the coolest thing I've ever done in my life. You've just taken the lead in the meme Olympics. I don't need to see how. Perfectly lands that is crazy, bro. All right. No, we just lost to a better player, guys. We just lost to a better player.
Wait, look. Read the vows. I knew from the day that I met you that this was always meant to be. Look, why is he loading with the power invested in me? I now pronounce you skull trooper and renegade waiter. I'm dying, bro. What is this? Oh my god. Damn. The back is crazy. Challenge number five. All four of us are running from the police. There is an entire army of police from our community. We are starting at a 25star wanted level. Every time someone is arrested, the wanted level increases. They will get more powerful all the way up to a 100 star wanted level. And leading these cops is Marcus Cray and Baz from Wanted, the GTA channel I have been working on. So, it's basically Wanted versus the Meme
Olympics boys. Oh, it's the enemy. Hey. Good luck finding us, boys. It's one giant game of hide-and-seek. Uh, we've decided that Loy gets double points if he wins cuz he's so pathetic and he has zero points. Pity. Yes. All right, we have 5 minutes to hide before you're allowed to come get us. All right, timer starts. Go, go, get out. Go, go, go, go, go. Hey, get back here, guys. I suck at this game. Where do I go? The best hiding spot would probably not be right here. Don't you have a timer? All right, I'm out of here. Good luck. You're so chill about it. Maybe you should start running. Lucky. Run.
I'm just running in a straight line trying to get as far away. I literally don't know a single hiding spot in GTA. We only have 5 minutes, by the way. Wait, there's club cars. I'm stealing a club car. Yeah, boys. There should be rules against that. Like, they were definitely off limits. But you know what? I respect the balls. Grand Theft Auto, boys. Oh, I think I found a bush to hide in. Oh, it's so good. The one IQ strat. Are they out yet? Do we know? All right, the timer is up. Uh, I think the police are after us. We're going. Look at all the men down here. Oh my god. Go, go, go. Where are they? Oh
my god. Go, go, go, go, go. But they've been released. What? Okay. Sorry, buddy. This is my car, guys. I'm the only one actually hiding. I'm on a random building. Uh I'm hoping this is a good spot. Oh, there's a guy here. Oh, he ran right past me. He ran right past me. Let's go. Bush cam strap works. Bro, do we have any idea where they could be? Any ideas? I'd say strip club. Come on, strip club. Let's go. Strip club. Just so you guys know, uh at a random point there is going to be giant pings on our heads saying where we are. Wait. Oh, cold boy went right past me. Let's go.
Oh, he's coming back, bro. He's running around past me. Guys, we're meant to be looking for Who's that? Who is that? Uh-oh. Here we go. I got a convoy. Craze on me. Crazy on me with Marcus. Kill her. Send a message. No witnesses. Good work, officer. Good work. No, no, no, no. They don't know I'm here. Let's go. They drove right past. I'm just reminding you there will be pigs. Oh I'm I'm cooked. Yeah, as soon as a ping goes, whoever's closest is just done for. You got to run. Oh, I mean, there we go. Our locations have been marked. I can see your faces. No.
The pings went. Go get out. Run. Wait. Do they know where I am? I know where you are, Locky. I know where you are, M. I know where you are, Creamy. And so does everybody else. I see one over here, boys. Over here. Oh, we did drive past someone. Quick. Mark, mark it. I'm going to be a troll under the bridge. I'm being a troll under the bridge. Oh my god. I hear 5 million cars by me. He's got to be around here, boys. Split up. Oh my god. Hello. Who is it? He's going to be around here. They're all above me. Uh-oh. Uhoh. No. He's right here. It's Lan. We can talk. Can we talk? Who's that? Get him. Can we talk?
Do it again. Why do you Oh, Lachlan's dead. Yeah, we got it, boys. I got literally like, "What the hell, bro? I was trying to be a troll under a bridge." All right, Lachlan has been captured. This means the police are going from 25 stars to 50 stars. Oh Oh, they got more weapons. Every single one of them has cars now. They're basically an entire SWAT force. Should we let McCree win? Cuz he's a father now. He does have a kid, you know, so like it'd be sad if he didn't win. Can we trust our community to not shoot McCree? They just blasted Locky in front of our eyes and you're asking if we can trust him. I'm almost up to my spot. I have a good feeling about this one. Oh yes.
I'm sitting in a bush going down here. And I'm just sitting right here. This is my spot. I'm like in a corner just facing the corner. All right. The cops have been released apparently. Uh so we're being hunted down again. All right. Go boys, go get in. Be careful with the helies, guys. Be careful with the helies. Oh, helicopter. Oh, I see one. No, that thing is zooming. Okay, the pings have gone off again. Our spots have been marked. Okay, M's over there. Cream is so far away, bro. I got to go. I got to break into a car and just leave. Run, run, run. Creamy, you just going to another bush. Oh, that's so good. Oh, but Mark, Mike's running. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I see the fans, bro. Hello. Oh, they're at the top.
Climb up. Oh, they're getting out down there. No, no, no, no. All right. I'd like to see try and come up my ladder, bro. Oh, no. No, no, no. Oh god. off. Oh. Oh, we got some here. Officers of the law. Have you seen them? There is a police car next to me. There's a helicopter next to me. He's going to be right here in this bush. Ready? I run over this bush mellow. Run over the bush mellow. Five helicopters. I'm done for. I'm going to drive around like an NPC. That's what I'm doing. Oh, there's a dude. Wait, one of the hunters just drove into me and he didn't know that I would I've got this ladder. Lock the down. No one's getting the off. Get back down there,
Rush. No. What? No. I'm reloading. Why is he Why he's battle rolling. What the He's teleporting. I'm coming up, Lennon. Ah, I can't get up. Oh, Ah, the pings have gone off again. Oh, GG's. GG's. GG. Wait, he's there to the pink. Go, go, go. Where? Get in quickly. Let me in. We got you. Oh my god. They pulled me away. Hey. Wait. Are you picked up with a police officer? They I was fully bound. I'm done for. Dude, get off my tower. Get out and spend your butt cheeks. I will kill every single one of you.
I'm going to give you the chance to stop right now. Oh. Uh, go back down. Yeah, get back down there. I'm chilling with the cops right now, baby. There we go. Bro, beat the system by actually being found. What in the scuffed meme Olympics is that? They're up there. I see someone in the tower. No. Get away from me. No. Stop it. No. Marcus, get out. It's sick one, Marcus. He shot me. What a shot. Why are you teaming on me? Get out. Oh, Get out of here. Oh, I think I do. Cray. Oh my god. Oh, wait. What happened? Wait, they died. How did they die? I'm taking the helicopter. Why do I have a helicopter?
How has this happened? We got a hot job. Drop them. Why are you attacking? Oh my I think we got him. Mission accomplished. They took me out by chemacing the helicopter. You tell me M's just chilling at the beach. Yeah, I had a nice resort day at the beach. Well, that sucks. I just got ganged up on. That was brutal. It's the final round. The cops have leveled up again. They are now the army. They have tanks. They have jets. It's a 100 star wanted level. So, I'm at a beach sitting in a car right now. I don't know how I'm here. I'm going to now or McCree. We'll get the photo. They're released now, by the way, just so you know. Hop on, boys. Hop on. Oh, let's go. They
could be anywhere. I just I guess to just fly towards the city, I guess. Creamy, you've just leveled up the bushes to a whole another level. Like, I need to respect this game. I have the most one IQ strategy that I think might work. When the ping goes off, I'm not moving. Well, the pings have gone off. They do know where you are. Oh, yep. Okay, so now the plan goes in. We jump out here. Get the jet ski. Go, go, go, go, go. Yep. Here's my strategy. Here's my strat. Here is my strat. M is on a jet ski. Okay, we got to go.
They've seen the ping. We got to go, boys. I don't know how that's going to go, bro. Holy. Mal, I don't mean to alarm you, but a jet has just gone straight over me, heading your directions. Oh, yeah. Okay, nice. So, I'm not staying here anymore. I'm going to keep going. H, another ping. Creamy strat is going to have to really be tested here cuz bro is not moving. He is still in the bush. I'm good. I'm not good. Is that them there? It's them there. Open fire. We got target, boys. I'm not good. I'm not Oh my god. How is Creamy still alive? If I lose to this, I'm going to scream. I'm I'm literally Oh, what is happening?
Oh my god. No. That's crazy. I'm still on a resort holiday. I've not seen a cop yet. Oh, I hit somebody. It was that dead. Uh-oh. Oh, what? Wait. What? How have you won doing that? How could Let's go. Mel is dead. I mean, it's bittersweet. We didn't do anything, but that's what we wanted. I got one hit by a jet that just shot a random bullet into the water. Bro has just won the meme Olympics with a bush cam strategy in GTA. Can't wait to see what you pick for my wall this time. Yeah. Just you
wait. So Creamy gave me two options. The first one is this. Uh yeah, that's uh that feels illegal. So he also gave us like this cute little family photo. So we're going with this one cuz I don't want to get in trouble legally for having Fortnite characters in sus positions. Oh, beautiful. I'm so glad he went for like a wholesome option. So much better than what he picked last
