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Yay! It's the windmills. Yay! Oh my god, I took a year off last year. I was like, you know what? Maybe I've grown out of Coachella. You know, maybe those days are over. I did go to one day last year during weekend two. Anyway, it doesn't matter. I really did take a year off last year and this year I'm [__] back, baby. Coachella. Oh my god. Ah, we're going to Coachella. I literally am filled with joy. I am filled with joy. There's something about this 3-day musical event that brings me unexplainable joy. I think I tried to pretend last year that it didn't bring me joy, that, you know,
again, I'd grown out of it or something. I don't know what type of [__] I was on. All right, I'm back and it feels good. You know what did I learn from skipping it last year? Don't try to be someone you're not. Don't try to be too cool for [__] No. No, we're here. Heat.
These are so good. All right. Oh, hey there. It's me, Emma Chamberlain. Welcome to my Coachella crib. Come on in. As you can see, no drinks on the table unless you got a coaster down. There's rules in this house. All right, Coachella is no free-for-all. Check it. All right, we got some board games. I'm seeing a stand out here. Yeah, I might lose some friends on this trip. There's some beautiful art up here on the walls just sort of inspiring us to get lost in the experience of Coachella this weekend. I personally find it very inspiring when the host of a beautiful home like this puts art up that really sort of shapes the experience of the trip uh sets the tone. Appreciate the little detail over there. Major food
setup. Major foods. Let me show you some of the standouts. I brought my own favorite popcorn from home. Let me show you. Spicy Bujorn corn straight from Los Angeles. Made its way to the desert. Let me show you some other snacks. Some pretzels. A little crunchy after a day at the festival. Nothing like some kavatapi to just recharge you after a long day at the festival. As you can see, fully stocked. We got beverages, we got snacks, we got produce, we got milk, we got yogurt, vanilla, we got parmesan cheese. Can you eat this by the spoonful? Let me tell you, there's no better source of protein
than a little bit of Parmesan cheese. I'm telling you, after a long day out in the sun, the first thing I need when I get inside is a big spoonful of Parmesan cheese to just get me get my electrolytes back on. Huge sweet potato. This thing is huge. I'm serious. Like, I didn't even know that they made them like this. It's probably a little bit GMO. There's probably something GMO about this. Hello. See you there. This is my room. Ow, that hurt my spine. In here, I'll be resting, recharging, and rejuvenating for the days ahead.
Coachella is 3 days long, right? Yeah, I'm sure you know that. It really gets exhausting. And so then you need to rest. We got a bathroom. Check it out. Bathtub over here. Shower over here. Sink over there. Bathtub over here. Shower over here. And a toilet over here. We got a tub over here, a shower over here, and a toilet over here. What do you got? What are you going to do about it? We got another bathroom. We got a bedroom. We got a bedroom. And then we got a room for the kids. My humble abode. Oasis. Ever wake up early in the A.M. and say to yourself, "Man, I'd love to hit them balls this early."
Now, for me, that's no problem. Right now, the weather is about 100°. There's nothing better than dipping in an ice cold pool. I It's not actually ice cold into a heated into a nice like moderately heated pool. Let's touch it. That is refreshing. All right, let's head to the grill. I'm going to be honest with you guys. I'm not going to use this grill. I'm not. But it's nice to know that it's here. All right. I'll see you guys. All right, you guys. That was my Coachella home tour. I hope that you enjoyed it.
It's going to be a big weekend. I can't wait. I hope I see you guys there. All right, stay hydrated, people. Good morning, guys. I'll be right with you. Coachella, I woke up. I knew what day it was. Coachella day one, baby. Let's get this party started. I got an iced latte with almond milk and an iced americano for later. I'll be putting this in the fridge because I'm going to need a lot of caffeine today to be up and dancing. And let's remember, okay, Emma's sober. Emma does not drink alcohol. Emma does not do drugs. Okay? So, to keep up at a music festival, we need substances, just the
milder ones. H. Stop. Back to me. Tuno. It's what my dad and I used to do because if you have two, it's tuno, right? Ouch. Jared. Yay. Beautiful. [__] this. Coachella initiated. Ow. My feet are burning. Ow. Ow. I need to put my flip Ow. The flip flops are hot. Ow. Oh my god. I people. Jared's sleeping, but it's all good. Let's wake up, party people. Come on. It's okay. We'll we'll pick up the energy later. It's still promo.
No problemmo. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the view. I don't know. Turn off the camera. So, I'm a drink expert, some would say. And I'm very, very good at it. That's what expert means. So, you have to put about this much. Just wing it. Mango nectar. So, then look. Oh, [__] We're making a mango mark. So, this is what you have to do with the mint. They in cooking shows they always do this paddic. That's cuz they washed it. What? They washed it so they're drying it. You just are hitting them in. I'll wash it. Yeah, please. Washing it. Hold on. Maybe they muddle it. Did you bring something to muddle with? How did you forget that? Excuse me. Do we have a
muddler? Can you imagine someone runs out and it's me? It's me. Yes, we have a muddler. So, there's no muddler here. I'm super pissed. So, instead, we just have to use our teeth. Oh my god. You could chew it up and spit it out into the drink. Can I be honest? I might. Now, what you need? So, I just needed a knife to Ooh, there is a dirty knife in the Airbnb. Let me show you. It is a bit dirty. Ew. Peanut butter. Yep. Peanut butter and jelly. M. Wow. They use Jiffy. Love it. Ooh, fresh jam. Farmers market. Okay. You know what? Add a little flavor. [__] it. That might [__] it. Okay, so there will be paper towel in this, but you
know what I say to that. Yum, yum, yum. Protein. [__] it. Yeah, protein. Yum. The mint is subtle. So subtle you can't taste it. So we're going to do a little bit more mint. And then once we do a little bit more mint. Whoa. Stab. Stab. Mint. Yes. Would you like one? They're [__] amazing. Can I make my own? Have a good night. I'm using my coffee cup from earlier. I'm Oh, yum. We're going to miss Lola Young, who we wanted to see. All good. But this happens every year. Every year you show up, you think you're going to be early, you're not. You're late. Um, you know,
it's a whole mess, and you end up missing who you want to see. But that's the whole point of Coachella. If you don't miss the few that you want to see, you're not here. We're So, do you ever see someone you like? No, no. So, no, that's not the point of Coachella. The point is to be running to the set to go see it, to miss it, and then to be like, "Dang, I'll get the next one." But then you don't ever see the next one. But then, do you get to enjoy like maybe new artists or you just kind of like No, cuz then you miss those two. You can't ever see those cuz you're So, yeah. So, you just eat pizza? So, you just eat pizza, get a little coffee, sit down, get a sunburn. Oh my god. I
thought you were Lisa. I'm so sorry. I'm not even kidding. I thought that girl was Lisa. My eyes. Look at them. My eyes are watering so bad. I don't know if I have allergies or if sunscreen wet my eyes, but I'm crying. All my makeup off. I see you guys. Prot my lower cockets. Oh my god. You can't even see the food because it's all red here. Oh my god, you guys. Thank you so much. Wow. Yum. My back really hurts. Oh my god, there's avocado in this. How are you guys? Say something. No, I genuinely can't.
My feet really hurt. But I can't take my shoes off cuz then I can't put them back on. 100%. Then you're done for the night. Mhm. I'm having back pain. Oh my god, it's helping. Sorry. That's okay. I'm stretching. Oh, that is good. Let's do a little downward dog and we should be good to go. Sorry. Doing the downward dog. Can't see. Excuse good. Wait a little bit. Wow. Wait, you guys, you guys all need to do this. It really feels good. Okay. See, now I'm back.
Oh my god. Everyone's having a mental breakdown. We just saw three people crying, three people falling of happiness, and two like I'm not getting like I think we're really well making love. Multiple people are left like the joke. I'm not getting into actually. It's Day one done. Let me tell you, it was fun. However, uh number one, I got my period today. Just started gushing blood. Luckily, I had a premonition. So, I wore a pad. Okay, so that's number one. Number two, halfway through the day, back pain began. Didn't get any foot pain this year because I wore sneakers. They're actually not sneakers.
They're like flats that look like sneakers. Okay. Anyway, feet felt good. The back did not My back really started hurting midway through the day. And then at this point, like I need to lay flat right now. Everyone was littering. People need to have better manners. Look at this. I probably threw something on the ground today on accident. Maybe I'm the problem, too. Oh my god, they're cleaning it up. Maybe if everyone was polite, they wouldn't have to go clean up the trash like that. They wouldn't have to clean up the trash like that. But everybody's littering at Coachella like a pig. What flavor? It's lime, I think. But I was really scared it was pistachio. That would make zero sense. It's so good, actually.
I can't help but put my whole mouth around it. Um, the last month I've thought that I got my period like 10 times. Like when I was in New York recently, I was like, "Oh no, I think it's coming." Went and bought pads. Didn't come. Um, but then it came. So now it's here. So I'm buying pads again. Wait, what are you getting? Anything fun? I want sunglasses, but they only have like one rack and it says like festival all over it and it's the worst sunglasses you ever seen. Wait, but that's exactly the ones that you want to get. Wait, I actually know what you mean. These are little too flower child for me. Wait, this is horrific. I'm so sorry. I got you something. Show me, baby.
Oh, wait. They're It's actually really cute. Coachella, can you give me a paper towel by chance? Thank you. Oh god. We are fast walking to see Charlie XCX. We're just fast walking. How are you, Owen? I haven't worked out in a while. So, you're hurting. Yeah, this isn't fun. No, it's definitely hurting. We went to a little darty, a little day party. Owen had some drinks. Okay. Owen had to take a little nap and now we're late to Charlie XX, but we will find her or not find her. I don't know what I'm talking about, but we will get to see her. Um, we're running and that's that's what's happening. Find her
soon. Oh my god. And Jared's not here cuz Jared had to work. So Jared's not here. He's going to meet us here. We miss him. Are we going to make it? Nobody knows. The walk is long. We'll at least see the second half. We're at an afterparty and I am exhausted. Are you exhausted? Wake up. Okay. Wait, you're right. Wait, I'm going to wake up. You want to go to bed? No, I don't. I want you to do what you want to do. No, I actually don't want to go to bed. You're like faking being like, "No, I want you to do what you
want to do." People are going to be like, "You're toxic." Like, oh my god, so bright. It's also at this hour that I actually start to feel drunk even though I'm not. What time is it? 12:30. Oh my god. 1 2 3 4. Oh my god. Make a wish, everybody. It's 12:34. Make you do it like No, you can do it. I made my wish. Oh my god. It's a full moon. Should we manifest? Okay, let's all go around and say we're manifesting. Wait, no, you can't say cuz then it won't come true. Oh, that's why nothing's happened for me.
Alisa just spilled all over me. I'm soaking wet. I'm going home. I hate you all. I'm whispering because everyone else is asleep. We got home from that party last night at like 4:00 a.m., but I still woke up at 9:00. Naturally, my body just woke me up. So, here I am alone. All my friends are sleeping. I hope you guys are sleeping well. I think this has been the best Coachella of my life. Yeah, I think for one, my friendships as an adult are so dramaree. Also, my outfits are comfortable. I haven't been like limping around with blisters, holding my pee because I can't take my bodysuit off to go to the bathroom. Like, and I think I just had low expectations. Like, I didn't go into it like, "Oh, this is
going to be the best weekend of my life." I was like, "It'll be what it is. We'll make it fun." Um, like, who cares? I'm just happy to be here, but I do need my friends to wake up. Like, you guys, I'm bored. It's 10:00 a.m. It's 10:00 a.m. Wake up, lazies. Like what's happening? Day three. We're here. Let's all say it together. 1 2 3. Day three. So two day three. Yo, it's just day three. Like you keep messing it up. [__] Let's do it again. Ready? One, two, three. Day three. It's like 15. What about this? Day three. Wait, it's sick. That's sick. That's good. Actually, I'm super thirsty. I'm sick. And I've been asking
to go. Day three. Tell us your outfit. My outfit. And I'm wearing all black today. I had to wear a bikini top because it was too hot to wear a tank top. I've decided. So, my boobies are out. Booby reveal for everyone. How do you guys feel? Um, and yeah, talk to you later, I guess. Hey guys, so something really crazy happened to me. Um, sorry to take over Emma's vlog. I just would love to tell you a story. Um, one of you posted a TikTok of Emma, um, that I'm in the background of, and it's a hate crime. I'm in the background texting my dad. He was lost at Coachella. He's 70. Imagine my surprise. I get a text saying I'm lost. I freak out. I am ultimately um very anxious in the video. Swallowing a lot. texting in
the back and people are commenting about it. So, I'm that guy and I'm reclaiming it. I think it's cool to be stressed in a TikTok. You should post your most stressed out moments. I think we should all gather, grab each other's hands, and make sure we lift each other up. Thank you. I brought an entire Sorry, I have to keep the character up. I'm losing my character. Give me a second. It's important on a weekend like this to know what you like.
