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Hi friends! I have worn Mom's suit. Ta-da! And now I've become the neighbor. Today we're going to do a role-play where I'm the neighbor, Who's annoyed with Aayush, And I'm going to complain to Ruchi, I mean, Mom. That means I am going to get scolded a lot today. Now we'll check whether Mom will take his side, Or scold him instead. I don't know, we'll see. Okay? But today I'm going to treat Mom and Dad a little, you know, Like they're my age because. Because you're an aunt. First of all, don't call me aunty after this video. I'll call you aunty because what else should I call you?
You are going to act like our neighbor! Ruchi! You know Pihu is planning something to fight with you. Fight with me? What did I do? She's become a neighbor and all. She'll fight with you. They were recording themselves, so I recorded them. Great, this is going to be fun. What will she fight about? I'll show her how to fight. She doesn't even know how to fight. Today I'll show her my true colors, And teach her how to fight.
Okay, let's go You don't get angry. I'll fight nicely. Yeah. Go ahead. Ruchi! Yes? Control your son. Why? What did he do? How are you talking like this? Is this how you talk to Mom? Dad, it's ok for today's video. What? What's going on? What are you shooting? Oh, you just hold this camera. Control your son, you know, he's so, so mischievous. He's spoiled everyone in the whole neighborhood. You know what? But what has my son done?
Look at that innocent face, poor thing. Only his face is innocent. He looks like a monkey. One minute. Don't raise your hand at the poor boy. Yes. No, one second. Why are you scolding him? And tell me this: why are you calling Your Mom "Ruchi" instead of "Mom"? You came inside and told me that yourself. Dad heard you. Now that you're pretending to be the neighbor, Come on, fight properly. I'll fight too. Come on. Yes. Yeah!
Come on, let's fight. One minute. So you didn't bring a bowl today? Why would I bring a bowl? You come asking for things every day, don't you? Do you have any sugar, sister-in-law? Aunty, we understand your point. It's okay. Sugar has become expensive these days, right? Leave it; we are not in the mood to fight today. Let's forget it. You just stay quiet. I came here to complain about him, And now we're talking about sugar. I don't know why.
Have you even looked at your own son? What did you say about my son? Yes. What should I say? I'll say it. My son is so adorable. Compared to him, he is so. Oh my God! Run from here. One minute. But your son is right here. This isn't him. Then which one is your son? Auntie, here. Isn't this your son? Auntie, here. What happened.? Keep him away from me. Why? What's wrong with him? Let me tell you what happened that day. I had come here to get some sugar.
You accepted that you came to ask for sugar. And then he crossed my path. After that, I went outside. I fell twice, you know? You fell, right? You weren't hurt, though. What if I had gotten hurt? You would've had to pay for it. I would've paid. One second. Maybe there was a defect in your sandals. She doesn't wear sandals; she wears heels. You wear heels, right? She walks around like a madam all day. Look at this. The drama never ends, And she asks us what we must be doing all day.
One second, I came here to complain about him. I've been trying to complain about you for so long. Yes, then go ahead. He's always trying to be the leader among his friends. Your son is one of my friends too. Yes. He's spoiling my son too. This is bad company. What bad company? Tell me. No, you stay quiet for one minute. Let me fight with her. Tell me, what has my son done? What did he do? My son is so sweet. He is so well-mannered. What's his name?
Chintu. My son's name is Chintu. Yes, tell me how well-mannered Chintu is. He comes home from school and goes to coaching. After coming back from coaching, he takes out his books and sits down to study on his own. But this one. As soon as he comes back from coaching, "Ting, tong! Aunty, send him to the park." He never stops playing in the park. Chintu himself told me to come and call me. Chintu tells him at school, "Come and call me." My mom doesn't let me go out to play. So the poor boy comes to call me. Otherwise, he has no shortage of friends in the world.
Don't say things like that about my son. No one knows my son better than I do. Well, no one knows my son better than I do either. No one knows him at all. Aayu, if you go to call him after today, If you go to call Chintu, just wait and see. Chintu studies in your class? Yes. He acts like the leader of the group. Okay, and then he tells everyone, "Whatever Aunt says, ignore her; you guys play." And you know how hard they kick the football?
Once, a football came flying like this. How did it come? Tell me again. A football came flying like this. It almost hit me in the forehead, you know? What were you doing in the middle of the ground? I was walking there. Walking every day is a good thing, right? Exercising. Then we were playing too. Isn't playing a good thing? Yes. What are the poor children supposed to do? Play at home? They go to school; they go to coaching. They can't even play in the evening.
Should the poor fellow just sit at home? You just keep your son locked up at home and sit there. I won't lock him up. He will play. And one more thing. I heard you got Aayu a new PC, right? Yes. How much did it cost? ₹5,000. Can you get a PC for ₹5,000? It's a keyboard. Oh, so it seems expensive. Why did you buy it? He wasn't studying anyway. All day, he keeps calling, "Come to the game." First, you were saying that my son calls your son To the ground.
Now you're saying my son calls your son to play games. That's all they do all day. Sometimes they play games inside, sometimes outside. They just don't study. Why don't they study together? You're in the same class. No, Aayu, tell me, who asks whom to play? Yes. I'll tell you. By the way, Aunty, in the tests we had recently, He actually topped the class. See, the truth is out.
Listen to that. From the bottom of the class. Did you hear that.? Now did you hear that? What a useless joke! I thought you were going to bring some new-age jokes. You're still using jokes from your time. Aunty, you're a millennial. Oh, yes, I am also from your generation. Sit down. You don't even ask us to come inside. But we do make you sit after coming inside. Sit. No. I don't want to sit. Why? Why don't you want to sit? Should I tell you? That day, I had worn my lovely black suit. I came and sat down. When I went home, the cat's hair was all over it.
It wouldn't come off at all. So why do you keep going after my son, My cat, and everyone else? I really don't understand. Because your daughter brought home a cat. Now everyone in the neighborhood says, "We want a cat." And I remembered another thing from this, He and his sister keep feeding the dogs. So many dogs have started coming outside. They keep following us around. What are we supposed to do? Why do you feed them? If you want to feed them, fine. It's a good thing to feed everyone. But go somewhere farther away to feed them. Why right in front of our house?
Yeah, exactly. In front of your own. First, you were after my son. He again crossed my path. Now let's see whether you fall today or not. First you were after my son, then you were after the cat. Now you're not even leaving my daughter alone. Oh, Mom, she hasn't even spared the dogs in the street. Yes. What exactly do you want from the whole world? My son should teach yours some manners. Yes. What extra manners does your son have? Tell us.
He's Mr. Sharma's son. Ok? Don't you understand what I'm saying? Mr. Sharma's son always gets caught in the middle. Whenever he sees an elder, he goes and touches their feet. Even today, if he meets you, He must touch your feet every time. I can say this for sure. I know my son is so sweet. When? One minute. When does he touch them? He does it every time. He doesn't touch anyone's feet. My son always touches people's feet. Oh, then he forgot to touch her feet.
Oh, she's really in the mood to fight today. It's okay. Let Aunty fight. I do touch everyone's feet; it's just that you. He's a little scared of you, poor boy. You know what everyone says at our kitty parties? That whoever. Don't know what kind of kitty party, They have one going on every day. Aunty, don't you have kitty parties? They just keep singing and dancing day in and day out. What fun is there in that? Everyone says, "Don't let this lady enter the kitty at any cost."
I don't even want to join your kitty. We're not even letting you join our kitty, Even though you want to. You just want to come and hear all the colony gossip. Where did the kitty come from? Aayu was getting scolded. Oh yes, I just remembered. One day, he and my son. He has already given my son bad company. All of them were playing cricket together. They broke an aunty's window. He blamed my son for it. What's his fault? The bat was just in his hands. Wow.! Is it not your son's fault, even though he was batting?
It's the poor guy who was fielding's fault? Wow! What? That's exactly what I'm saying. He doesn't know how to field. If he had done it properly, the window wouldn't have broken. Aunty, I'm not Spider-Man. The ball was flying over there. I couldn't just catch the ball while flying. Well, you do have spider-like skills too. You're saying too much about my son. I'm listening patiently. I am telling the truth. You know, that day, Aunty scolded my son so badly.
Aunty, why are you crying? You came here to scold me. Why are you crying now? I was so, so hurt. First of all, my son wasn't even at fault. Then she came home and scolded him too. And now my son is crying because of him. Well, you also came here to scold me. What? I was looking for tears. She's been trying to cry for so long. Hey, my mascara will smudge. You don't understand anything. Madam's makeup will get ruined. Yes! Wait a second, I'll just be back. Go from here. What's this? We have taught him good manners. When a guest comes, offer them water. He's bringing water; still, you don't trust him.
I've been here for half an hour, shouting. You're dragging me into my own house by my ear, And then telling me to give you water? Come here. Come into the kitchen. What happened? What do you want to show me in the kitchen? What do you even cook all day? All day, there's smoke coming into our house. Smoke? Yes. Why is there so much smoke? We make parathas. Do you make parathas all day?
We're Punjabi. P for Punjabi, P for parathas. We eat parathas. You eat parathas every day? Yes. One day cauliflower, one day potato, One day fenugreek, one day spinach. Onion, lentil. Yes, I can see that. You only make parathas. There's absolutely no balanced diet here. Tell me, what's cooking today? Lentils. Do you want to take some lentils? Take some cooked ones today? No, what lentils do you have? Yes, I'll make mixed lentils today.
We started talking about what, And now we're on mixed dal. Now, come outside. She's going to take this with her. Mom, what did Aunty ask for today? I only come to borrow something once in a while. She made it sound like I'm a thief. I wasn't even interested in taking your things. Oh, what else does she come asking for? Tell us. A few days ago, She asked me to give her my party-wear suit. A friend needed it.
Have you seen your fashion sense? If your friend needs one, ask the neighbor. Give her one of your own. But you don't talk to her; what am I supposed to do? She has such an ego, you know. She doesn't talk to people. And whose suit are you wearing right now? This is mine too. This is mine. Have you seen your fashion sense? You walk around wearing pink every single day. But you are also wearing green. Yes, so what? What, can't I wear green?
Look at my son. Green is for nature. Trees. Eco-friendly, ok? The topic is veering far off course. Oh, I just remembered. What did you come asking for just three days ago? Tell him. Soap. Does anyone ask for soap? If you don't have any, take a bath with water. I don't bathe like you, ok? I ran out of soap; I was going to take a bath at that time. Aunty, do you have that dumb phone? Wait a second, you are dumb. Hey, I mean, do you have a keypad phone? No, why? You have a smartphone, right?
I mean, yes. Then download Blinkit on it. I don't do all that. Why don't you then? They deliver everything to your home in 2 minutes. That's why we don't go asking others for things. Because we get it delivered at home. Are you doing a promotion? All you do every day is make videos. You just keep doing promotions. It's our work, so we'll make a video. What's wrong with it? What is your work? Your husband has a business. He runs a business. He goes to work; you don't even know that. Where does he work? At Ambani's house.
Ambani's house is in Mumbai. There are online jobs as well. What kind of work-from-home job will one find for a house? Not everyone is as free as you, alright? I am telling you, if you don't want to get scolded by her, Keep quiet. Don't know when she is going to leave. What's up with you today? What do you want? Are you satisfied now, or do you want to fight some more? Yes, I am done. So, how did you like my acting?
Now, friends will tell us, How did they find our fighting neighbour? Absolutely amazing. And yes, friends, If you have any other role-play ideas for us, Do let us know in the comments. To see Pihu in different avatars. Yes. Bye!
