"You still got breast milk on your breath?" "My womanly clock is ticking." "If he's not looking for something serious, run!" "He's breathing?" Hi YouTube! It's Olandria, and this is my YouTube Watch History. Let's see. I know I love like Quen Blackwell's like "Feeding Starving Celebrities." That is hilarious. This one is featuring Halle Bailey.
"People be saying I eat, and then I see it and I'm like GIRL DELETE IT!" Quen is so funny. She's unapologetically her. She's really, really cool. I would love to collab with Quen. Hello, she's iconic. I see these videos all the time with them cooking outside on rocks. I am obsessed. I love cooking but to be able to, like, cook such amazing dinners outside using like nothing but like your surroundings is like top tier talent.
I couldn't imagine having to start my own fire, use everything from scratch. I just think these videos are very interesting and the food looks so delicious afterwards. My best dish is my mac and cheese. It's amazing. As I've gotten older, it's just something I do to even bring my friends together and just cook and we all just hang out. Oh I like this one. "Auburn's gonna win the football game. He ran the mid-field goal back!" I'm a huge Auburn fan. This video gives me chills even years later.
I always watch, you know, when I need a pick me up, you know, because we had a terrible season. But, like, even when we have those bad seasons, I always I pick up my phone and just watch the video all over again. I'm from Alabama, so we don't have any professional teams. We only have college football. Auburn is like my heart. Shout out to my Tigers. This is where things get a little questionable. I'm blind scrolling through my Watch History and stopping on a random video.
Couple scrolls. One, two, three. Okay, I landed on my own thing. You know what, I'll watch it. I'm my own biggest fan. Period. I want to show you guys this part, it's hilarious. "Don't blink. Poking my eye out! I know I was gonna poke your eye. Yeah! Come on." You don't have to see all the glamorous part of my story. I don't mind putting this on the internet. I know a lot of peoples is like, "What was thinking?"
You look like that too. Just no cameras around you. A lot of my supporters met me through the TV, where they got to watch me almost every single day. So the moment that I stepped out, I found myself being very busy and not being able to let them in as much. So I was like, "You know what? Why not give them something like a YouTube and have them be a part of my journey?" One, two, three. Oh, this is a funny one. "The Carolina Reaper" video. I am obsessed with people like eating really, really hot peppers.
"That ain't bad. It ain't bad? His whole body got hot. His ears started ringing? He has to take his hat off. When it comes to wings, like hot wings, I get mild like I'm a-I'm a wimp. I like spice, but not too much. Not to where it's like unbearable and it's painful. But I think that's where I find humor in these videos because it's like, "Why would you do that?"
Okay, enough of that. Let's kick it up a notch. YouTube is giving me a Scavenger Hunt Challenge. I got 10 seconds to find a video in my Watch History that fits the prompt. Let's get that timer going. A fan edit that always makes you laugh. Any of the Olandriacore ones. They think I'm so hilarious. "What were you thinking when you backed up into Nic in the bed? Sh**. I was half asleep and sh*t so, I don't remember. I guess my comments, especially on the show, like my side comments to other people, whether that's me saying,
"And he's still breathing?" Another one is me find out someone's age. And I was like, "Oh, you still got breast milk on your breath?" Why did you say that? Like intrusive thoughts just coming out, right away. But people love like how witty and how quick I am on my feet. Do you and Nic watch the same kind of videos? Nic is like a huge anime fan. Loves watching it on his spare time. Like he'll like be watching, like little episodes on his laptop and stuff like that.
I'm trying to get into it. When we're picking out movies, he lets me like, do my thing. I like action movies. So like we are both just on board with that. How do you think the dating scene is now? The dating scene is terrible. Why do you think I want on a dating show? One of the red flags that no one should overlook, when a guy tells you, "Oh, I don't want anything serious right now." Like you're pushing 30, buddy. You don't want anything serious? My womanly clock is ticking. If he's not looking for something serious, run.
Get someone is very transparent, knows exactly what they want, and it's very intentional, too. Intentional with his goals and what he wants in a partner. Like you gotta pay attention to things like that. A video people would be shocked to find in your Watch History. Oh, I'm going back to the vault with this one. So I was in a video, It was Kirko Bangz and Bre. It's called "Brellaunte - Feelings." I was like the "side piece" in the video and I'm knocking on door with a pregnancy test like this. And they found it and it was flooded all over Twitter.
I was like, "No way!" Like- and even I was a video, just a story that so crazy, I'm like, "Oh my gosh." I was like, you know, just experimenting. And that's my Watch History. People find out so much about me through doing things like this, so they're going to be surprised. I feel so exposed. Got a must watch for me? Leave it in the comments and I'll check it out.