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The whip is back. We are going first. Got him in the goodies. Really? And a mallet attached to the chain. Asymmetric jellyfish 7667 requested it. We're going to head to the bunker now. Lots of cheese on the board. WHO'S DRIVING? ALVIN! UH WE'RE TENSIONING UP THE WHIP. AND OUR business manager Alvin is just driving through, which sounds like a great TIME TO SAY GET IN HERE, ALVIN. GET IN. WE'RE tensioning it up. Right, YOU ALMOST DIED. THREE, TWO, ONE. THE MOUSE TRAP HIT ITSELF, which we've never done. Now it looks fresh enough.
Josh's bolt sheared off. You saying It's not easy to shear bolts like that, IS IT? OH! JUST UNDER. IS THAT ON FIRE? It just couldn't handle the flick. It couldn't handle the flick? Ah, nice. Yeah, it's good, isn't it? No, THAT'S REALLY GOOD. THE MALLET holds its like 45° angle. So, we've got an over and an under, a nutmeg, and one over the bar. I mean, everything here is good. rough to hit the gong with. WE'RE IN. GONG ROUND TWO. COME ON. CAN I count it down? Um if they're I've just got word that something has snapped. Jackson, can you utter words to me, or are you not in a state to be able to talk?
is This is all right. We've We've got some spare ones. So, I'll just stick a spare rope on. videos online where there's like a big snake coiled up and then it gets to it and goes That's what I imagine that looks like. Big Anaconda. a good view of it from here. Two new ropes have been installed. Norton Jackson worked about an hour and a half to get it sorted. I was also told that this old rope stretched 1.8 m compared with the new one. All the mouse trapping and whip cracking we've done taking a toll. Hopefully we're good now. We're going in 3 2 1. OH, [screaming] YEAH. THAT'S being What?
Some frame landed in that tree and that the gong landed here. Imagine it landing on my car. Gongs, I think we moved it TOO FAR FORWARD. THIS IS PART of the frame. Is that like just a baseball? That's pretty cool. Let's watch the slowy. What does it smell like? Damn, it's so nylon. It's a crisp image. Just watch out a couple pelicans almost. Yep. Image away. Oh. Oh, it's so not satisfying it didn't hit the gong. So, it was baseball to frame chain to gong. didn't get it. I mean, we got it, but we
didn't get it, you know what I mean? Don't worry, we've got heaps of spare gong. It was kind of the whole point and we didn't even get it. It was a big gong. It was an expensive gong, too. Yeah. Do you want to hear what's next? Yeah, bring in the boot first, soccer ball. guess what Heron picked. It's literally my steel cap boot. be bolted to the end of this thing and I want it to kick us off a ball. I legitimately feel if this makes good contact and the ball doesn't explode, trees are in play, which they're a long way away.
I'd watch this. concerned dad, like someone's doing a U-turn on his driveway. So close. OH. OH, WOW! OH! THAT'S ALL BALL. WHETHER IT WAS ALL BOOT, we don't know. The ball just disappeared. It's just out here. I mean, it's broken on the seam, for the most part. If this was boot I'm sorry. People need to understand how clean that was. Insane. Was that the boot? Boot's over there. Wow, feeling good. advert for the old Steeden boots. My word. It's done all right, hasn't it? And unbelievable Oh, there's No, the zipper's gone, guys. But, the Velcro's there.
Wow! It's wearable. Aaron, this is yours. You do the honors. do it. Boot. BOOT! OH! [screaming] BOOT! THE BOOT GOT IT! It did! Wow, weird. That's All boot. And nothing but the boot. So, help me, Lord. The boot has detached and fanged it in. OH! OH, MY TOE! WHAT face did you make when you initially saw that, Toby? Oh, yeah, that's pretty good. I didn't know the thumb was there.
Super selling boot. Uh, what are you I'm calculating the speed of the boot. Have you got a speed? Yeah. Jack has a boot speed. 634 km an hour. That's a humming boot. That's a fast boot to the ball. It's a high quality soccer ball, but fair enough, it didn't stand up to that. What's Hang on, hang on. What's the G-force on that? I'm serious. Could you work out the G-force on that? Not really. Not easily.
G-force would have to be big seller. It's not really accelerating at that point. You get the next selection. Uh, I'm selecting just a regular ball with attached to the end of the chain. Yes. And what are you hoping for? I think we're going to try and measure the speed. And also, maybe just an epic crack. Let's do it. Show it to me. Hashtag epic crack. It's what most people call the Grand Canyon, actually. It's It's other nickname. Epic crack.
The epic crack. We're learning. Dude, come check out this epic It's like 5 miles long. How am I meant to fly like an eagle when I'm surrounded by a bunch of geese? You really going to drop that and walk away? And by regular bull whip we mean this one's made out of paracord, which is not that regular, but it is nice. Yes, someone sent it to us. Yes, it's like HR colors. Oh hey, that's good. I think he worked pretty hard to get that. Hey Josh, do you know what the guy who sent the whip was called?
I don't. His name was Don't. Could have been Mr. Whippy. So Jack, is this whip satisfactory? I'll tell you in about 20 minutes. All right, WE'RE BULL WHIP WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I think Jack should count. 3 2 1 Did you see it on the drone? No. I'll be going faster. You already passed it. I don't know if that worked. It was loud. Was that everything you wanted, Jack? No, no, it was a bit underwhelming. Oh. No.
Oh. No, it's It's like a snake. So it didn't hold on. We've been had. It couldn't handle the whip. curve gets the best of them. As we're getting that flick, we're snapping bolts. Yep. I don't actually mind that this is going to happen in the video because even if bolts snapping like happened with the boot, things still fly forward very fast. It's absolutely fine for a sledgehammer. Is that where we're next? You want to have your pick? You want to play it? But hang on, I do just want to Yes. That was the answer. That's what we're looking for. Thank you.
Hold on, no, go back on the sky. We're going this way at 600 what? 60 kilometers an hour. And then we go that way. It was going attached. We're handling speed. We're just not handling the change of direction. If I'm running like this, I am accelerating, am I not? Uh I don't know. I don't even know. I don't know if you were. Are you holding your speed? I You weren't getting much faster. When we're linearly accelerating, we're good. It's like this the Y-axis. It's is harder on the joints, the selling of
the candy. The defender goes that way, they then they and then bang that hamstring goes, whatever. Like 1 2 3. heavy. I mean, we might start with yours, bro. This one? Go big or go home. It's a bit like Shopify, you know? Go big or go home? Was that a sigma? Yeah, yeah, maybe. I mean, we've tried to go big with the merch over the last 6 years. FIRE IN THE HOLE! OH! [screaming] AND WE WOULD HAVE GONE HOME IF WE DIDN'T PICK the best all-in-one commerce platform to use.
Shopify? By far the best, and they've proved it. It helps you build your store, sell your products, and turn your idea into a real business. Shopify now has inbuilt AI. Sidekick is its name? be thinking, yeah, well, what can it do? A lot, it turns out. I was playing with it the other day. I wanted to know how many Rexies do we have in stock? Cuz we reorder the things, and we got to be ahead of the ball. Well, we're we're okay.
Cuz I worked it out with Sidekick, we've got about 14 months left Okay. before we run out of stock. I'm finding this is very helpful. This is saving me a lot of time. You can save that bad boy or to skill and use him another time. Now, we're pretty small team here at Rexy Clothing. Shopify enables us to create products, to manage the inventory like Scott was talking about with the Rexies. Like we know exactly how many there are. Simple, super easy to use. Yeah. You know what else it helps with our small team? What's that, Stan? Sidekick. No, you've said that.
No, you had your time. You bought down, Sidekick. Helps you with your discovery for new audiences. So, not only your existing audience, where you can link your Shopify account with YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, so that people watching your content, they can see the products on the side, but also you can put it into the Shop app, ChatGPT, to help new people discover your stuff and hopefully buy it. You're a small team. get on board. I'm not a one-man band. shopify.com/howridiculous. Start your journey. You can sell anything.
I don't know if you can sell anything. Well, What couldn't you sell? What couldn't you sell, Scott? I mean, you can't sell like Satan dust. You could. It just might not be real. Alvin's Alvin's got through my Alvin's our business man through my notes. Alvin's our business man, Jake. We're we okay then? We might have to do that one more time. That's okay. No, it's a good It's great. That's good energy. All right, let's get the sledgey out.
Sledgehammer's being bolted on. We have 20 Actually, I think it's 19. I just counted 20. Yep. No, good. We have 20. Should ask sidekick. REX! MY QUESTION, LADS, IS DO YOU THINK WE'LL HIT? The heaviest thing we've ever attached to our chain whip. Yeah, I think Do you think we're going to hit? Yes, I'm in the know. With the sledgehammer itself? Yes, with the sledgehammer itself. The handle or the head? guys, to us it's heavy. To this thing, it's a toothpick.
Gons and Rexy hasn't featured very much in the vid. Big fella hasn't been involved much. Now he is very involved. Well, can you imagine if the sledgey No, he'll be fine. 3 2 1 I THINK HE GOT TAKEN. Taken like the rapture? Who was taken or No, like in the movie Taken with Liam Neeson. I just know the sledgey has a particular set of skills and it used them. Is that the end of Rex? I don't know. It could be. Rexy was perched just at the top. We've taken a schnick of Oh, NOW I SEE HIM.
REX! OH. HE'S ACTUALLY HE'S BEEN WORSE. He's okay, really. He can be put back together. he'd be atomized. What's what's what's Just got his new knocked his new jaw off. Just knocked his replacement jaw off. Plug and play jaw. It's fine. It's not too bad. He's barely scratched. That's our boy. He's dodged a big sledgy bullet there. Oh, bottom of the handle. REXY. OH MY GOSH. HEAD SHOT. And then tumbled down. How many times can he cop a head shot?
Oh, and his little stumpy leg thing fell off again. Oh, we need to find that again. Next sledgy, it's the same weight but nowhere near as reinforced as the last one. Just a simple attachment point, but it doesn't really matter. Like it's broken anyway. We can't hold on to it. when you go biscuitting and you go round a corner at full speed. Sometimes it doesn't matter who you are, you can't hold on. The forearms will give out at some point. Want to order a boat? Yeah. We've got half a one. We dropped this boat on a exercise ball pit. Then we mouse trapped it in half.
Now we're going to use it as a backstop for a 600 km/h sledgy. It's given a fair bit for a boat, hasn't it? Three, two, ONE. GO. HOLY MOLY. COULD BE SLOWY OF THE YEAR. I think we should go watch it back. Straight to the slowy. And then I might attach a samurai sword next for my choice. That's big. Oh, that's absolutely perfect. We flipping did it. But where did the head go? What happened to the force? It's 20 pavers. Jesus creepers, isn't it?
Yeah, but where did the head go? He's a cheapy out of Bunnings. They're meant to go. So the head It's raining concrete. The concrete's rain. Well, no, I think it went up. I think it busted through. Now, I'm tossing up between Oh, Alvin. Well done. We've had some rather loose moments with these. Obviously, when they all flew off and one hit the bunker. That's not a one piece anymore. Sword coming in at let's guess 600 km/h. That would be sweet. Yeah, I'm pretty happy. Whatever happens is I'm happy with. At the very least slam into the boat. That felt very unsafe.
Did that hit the moon? Shades of um tank versus watermelons on that. No, the sun's straight in my eye. I'm driving a car for no reason. And I have a funny necklace. It's absolutely gone. How good is my neck, mate? from any substance besides fatigue and heat. What is that nice around the shoulders there? J from Drive Tanks Yes, Jake. He's holding a little bullet. Hey everyone, got the bell on yet? THREE, TWO, ONE. DAMN, THAT ONE KEPT GOING.
YEAH. THAT missed the mountain. How do you hold a moon beam in your hand? Oh, that's new. That is fresh. Missed this side. No. Constant, I wouldn't grab that. I'm just going to put the handbrake on. Oh, all gone. Did you see? It was flexing. Flexing in warm? Did it look warm? And then obviously, I'm assuming you ate it off. There's a lot of Beckham in that, isn't there? Pure animal.
Look at it go. Yeah, that's a perfect launch angle. That's a pure 45. And you're out of here. Okay, next round is another staff round. The boys are trying to find where the sword is. Alvin and I have just built, off camera, a new mannequin. So, this is not Barry the Boom Guy. Plan for the next round is to attach the whip to the mannequin's pants, whip the whip, and his pants should just come clean off.
Yeah, he's pantless. Wow. Exceptional. Was that like really cool? re-enacting Glacius. You could be my hero, Joe. He's a flat-out born pantless. I was born in like baggy jeans. No, you were not. a fade. No shirt. What would you name him, Melvin? Shorts Connery. Can we put Shorts Connery. Did you like Shorts Connery? Who? I don't get it. Sean Connery, the actor. Okay. You are young. We switched glasses. Pants Armstrong. That's better. I think if his pants get ripped clean off, it'll be a miracle, but I'm I'm here to find that.
I think this is wonderful. THREE, TWO, ONE. DID EVERYTHING CATCH? NO. IT WAS A BIT OF A BUMMER. Big thanks to Nashoba Community College. Got the uh students to weld up some fun things for me. These three. And we're going to go the same setup as what we did with the skateboard, where we knew that at the speed of sound, the rope broke. So, ideally, these get pulled through, and right at that crucial point, they all release, and they hit Yeah, I think they call it the Hyper Casket from Titan Casket. They reached out, and they said to me from New York
and he said I've got two coffins and he reckons this one's bulletproof. He put a seatbelt in here I think because Scott said it's the fastest way to heaven and they're pretty cool. They cut out the funeral home, cut out the middle man so they sell coffins directly to people and it's a lot cheaper. They sent us a couple of coffins. What a weird thing that we've now got. Thanks Scott. Thanks Titan Caskets for sending us this bad boy. They look brutal. I wouldn't want to cop that at 10 km an hour.
Same strength as the skateboard. Hopefully they flick off at the same time. Imagine just even trying to catch that. I don't catch. And I vote if they miss we have one last sledgy and we send it out. Now we need to try and hopefully that they keep going. ALL RIGHT, WELL, DON'T KNOW. WE HIT SOMETHING, we did something. It's amazing when something collides with something else, something happens. They ain't bulletproof. Sorry. It ain't whatever we did. Whoever was in there survived. That looks like chain. Yeah, that does look like chain. That looks like ball.
There was force and here. Breaking laws. I'll see you next week, class. to go home. They're not even on it. There'll be one coming like much later. They're not even ON IT. WOAH! ACTION! MINUTE. AW. ALL RIGHT. Little sledgy that could versus the bulletproof coffin. THREE, [screaming] TWO, ONE. HOLD ON. HERE. WOAH! HOLY MOLY. THAT'S TIGHT. YEAH. OH BOY. THAT IS the exit wound. Yep, a different mixed results. I think we [snorts] all have our lives.
Mixed [clears throat] results is what really got me. Went two from here for the big whip. Throw it out there with the propane tank. Unfortunately, has been poo-pooed by the local authorities. The fire permit season is done. So, we can't scratch it till next year. long time, which is a bummer. They're coming in, boys. Oh. Oh my. It exited at the perfect moment. head detach? Yeah. Not the handle. That was perfect. that?
Thanks, everyone. Been a great vid. Good fun. Bless you all. See you later.
