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Where's Ty? Dude, it's hot OUT HERE. WHAT'S UP, BOYS? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? Me and Ty were out there. He wants to film a DPO video. He said, "Sparky, the desk is yours." THAT'S RIGHT. FIRE IN OVERTIME. SPARKY AT THE DESK. LET'S GO TO AN INTRO. GUY BEARD TWINS, purple hoser. Dude, perfect over time. Tall guy beer twins, purple hoser. Now we're heading on to over. Welcome to Pirate Overtime presented by State Farm. I like that. That's nice. How did you convince me to get out here without Ty? I don't know. We could have filmed this two different ways. At the office with a green screen or in the deep sea.
And we chose deep sea. Real one. Okay. What do we got lined up? We have cool not cool. We have fight scene. Wow. We have top 10. Wow. And we have wheel. Let's go, boys. I hope you channeled your inner pirate because it's that time of the show. That's right. Cool, not cool. All right, boys. You see the button? It's time for cool, not cool. Who wants to lead us off? I don't mind. You don't feel like a leadoff hitter.
I'll do it. Gary, Steve, let's go, baby. All right. I got a cup of coffee. That's not my item. Don't vote yet. What pirates didn't have is a motor. And boy, would they be jealous of my item because I got a motor. For my cup of coffee, all you do is you wind it up and you let the milk stir the cup of coffee. You're a black coffee guy. You don't even need anything in there. That's true. Why did you volunteer to go first? The real reason why you want to drink his coffee? I want to drink my coffee. Cheers, boys.
Uh, that's a great for me. So, yeah. I got to feel the power. I got to feel the raw power. I'm giving it a few more turns to see what it maxes out at. You don't need to. Okay. LONGER THAN I EXPECTED. THAT'S A GREEN for me. We're just handing out greens today. I see. Yo, as cool as this is, G and it's authentic to you. It's a red for me. That's fair. Unsanitary mug, man. The instructions were simple. Make it pirate themed. I did. Coffee cup. Look at the coffee I see no pirate theme. And therefore, red. But the coffee cup, Cory, the coffee cup.
I don't need to hold it. I'm sorry. I We have to keep the integrity of the show. Oh, I'll follow that. No, you will not. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, from the back of the boat, if we could please get my special guest and your new friend, Jock Sparrow. Boy, so happy to be a part of your wonderful little suare. Good to have you here, Jock. Lovely to be here. Oh, is that a red dot? You can pull one out like this. LOOK AT THAT. WHAT EVEN HAPPENED?
MY lawyers made sure that I told you it's Jock Sparrow this time. This is a two for one. Not only is he a Jack Sparrow impersonator, he's a magician. Jock, if you stop now, I'll give you a green. Stop. We'll stop. We'll stop it. I'll stop. ALL KEEP GOING, JOCK. WE'LL STOP. I'll give him a green. I want more now. He's already You locked in. See, there's actually a button in there. If you press the button. Can you see the button? You see the button in there? If I squish it down. Squish it down in there. Press that button.
Press it. He's the greatest. Kobe, I'm not going to lie. I fully expected to give you a red for your item because you never BRING A GOOD ITEM. I KNOW. THIS IS A GREAT ITEM. YES, UNBELIEVABLE. Do more magic. Yeah. I'm going to determine my boat off this magic trick alone. We'll take these two. Now, in order to make it come through, I need to blow on these real quick. Like this. Now, to make it work, you got to blow on it like this.
We're back to neutral. And it's connected on this side as well as connected on this side. And in order to make it come through, you have to blow on it one more time. Like this. Comes through out like this. What? Consider me sold. Wow. Jock. Ladies and gentlemen, Jock Sparrow. Thank you very much. Thank you for your service. I would be so jealous. He loves magic. I think we need a whole magic overtime. Personally, comment below if we should do a magic themed overtime.
I've been patient, but I am now ready. No, you're not. I am, though. Get him. Uh, may need a little help with this chest. Sure. WATCH YOUR HEAD. WHOA. THE MOTHER LOAD, BOYS. I've done it. Yep, that's right. WE'VE GOT BURIED TREASURE and the treasure is for everyone. Yes. Brought you all merch, boys. Dude, flannel DP. Boys, the good news, the treasure isn't just for us. It's for the people at home, too. The holiday collection is out. Dude, perfect. Grab it before it's gone. That's nice.
As you've seen, I've got a collection of cool items, but I have the coolest item still remaining. BOOM. 45 OF 50. A mint niner. Is that possible? Yeah, that's one of the faces of baseball. Patch auto, bro. merch and rookie patch auto. Sign me up. He's a cool dude. That's a green for me. Okay, I'm in on the uh PJ. Yeah, the PJ set for the family for Christmas card. That's a green. Can I take the blanket at least?
You can have the blankie. Thank you. Buy it, Cory. Is that super cool? It's one of the only baseball players I know. Tough to get more famous than Paul. Wow. All right, dude. Here's the deal. Yeah. Final answer. I'll go last. I actually like you now. All right. You guys are going to love this. I have got an all expenses paid trip to the Ritz Carlton in San Diego. Four night stay. Massage spa included with baseball tickets. Ranger playoff game. I'm in. This doesn't feel good. Sold me right away.
I'm just kidding. I didn't I don't have any of that. I can tell. Why would you tell us that? I wanted a green. I did however bring a real life antique pirate. Show that in the first place. Look at this. Why? Why the false promises when you got an item like that? No, I just kind of wanted to see if y'all take the bait and then we can go actually get it. But do you mind if I grip her? You can grip her. Do you have like a certificate of authenticity? That's a great question. It's at the house. I mean, it's at the It's on shore.
I like it. I like Why you guys keep grasping the sharp part? It's not sharp. It's dull cuz it's old. Would you rather it be brand new and shiny? Red. It's old. Can't even use it anymore. It's a no for me. It's incredibly lame. Uh, you know, you want to hold it? There's not a lot of things I would learn from Corey, but this is one of them. No, I don't need to hold it. That's the rest. I'd like to revote. I'm out. Oh, I took this from the treasure chest cuz it's super rare to get a golden boy. And I'll let him decide.
Wow. Give it up for actually kind of so bad it's impressive. My green button needs a little action. Pressing for please. I want to press it. I just got to be presented something. Ladies and gentlemen, we are on a real pirate ship, which means we need a real cannon. Ladies and gentlemen, who would like to see a cannon fired on a pirate ship? Let's get to it. Fellas, thank you for joining me. I don't know about you, but I've never seen a cannon fired on a real pirate ship.
This ship, 500y old style ship. This cannon 500-y old style cannon. Cory, I know it's a replica, but are we actually shooting some cannonballs? We're not shooting an actual cannonball for the safety of the ships floating around us right now. But I have been told we should not aim this cannon at our drone because a sizable blast does come out. Oois kind of makes me want to aim it at the drone. You know what I mean? Drink shot. FIRE. WOW. DUDE, THAT WAS LEGIT really sick.
Felt that in my chest. That was cool. I would like for us to play the clip of Cody's MINIATURE CANNON. TWO. OH, IT LIT. DID YOU SEE THAT? Now replay that. Mine at least. HEY, MINE AT LEAST shot something. Mine did something. THAT'S MESSED UP. I WANT TO KNOW JIM'S VOTE. JIM. YEAH. KOBE, if I may. Cody's at least shot A BB. I'M OUT. AND HE STAYED THERE. CRAZY. Almost a super cool. Really cool. All right, that's a wrap on Cool. Not cool. Up next, boys. Fight scene.
What do we have here? Take him off the plane. ONE MORE STEP, MATE. CAPTAIN, IT'S BEEN AN HONOR. CAPTAIN, YOU'LL NEVER GET MY MASK. OH, you hear that? It's a creek. It's a boat, mate. It always caks. Hi. I hope you can swim. Our rescue's here, boys. Sparkman, you're alive. I'm alive. I told you he'd float. What's that supposed to mean? Why are you talking like that? We're from Texas. Good point. First mate keeps the keys up there, but he never lets them out of his sight.
I got this. You all stay here. Stay Great plan, genius. Kind of messed up thing to say. looking for this. The Jones, YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS. I DOUBT IT. Wake up. Yes, we're safe. Get that skellywag. Give me, give me, give me. HEY, GIVE ME THE KEY. He'll come back for me. You'll come back for me, RIGHT? LET'S GO. COME ON. Let's go. This thing stinks. Dude, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DUDE? I'M SCROLLING MY MAPS. THAT IS THE CAPTAIN SPEAKING. STOP MOVING.
HEY, STOP COPYING ME. ARE YOU GETTING DIZZY? HEY, BROTHER PIRATE. YOU FINISH HIM. I DON'T KNOW HOW. I'M OUT OF FINE. Say hello to Cody Jones locker. IS THAT LONG JOHN SILVER? HEY, GET BACK IN YOU. BRIGHT FUTURE. That's it. You're mine. Finally the moon ain't coming back from that one. You here to die? SURE. NOT THAT KIND. How does this thing work? Give me that land lover. Jenzy pirate doesn't know how to love a pistol. I'll put your scallwag hair.
Uh no. Oh no. Flip that. Ah, DID YOU FORGET WHAT TO DO? TOTALLY YOU. I slipped the rehearsal home. Maybe you MAKE THE NEXT MOVE. DEAL. In what world COULD YOU HAVE EVER BEATEN ME? SPARKMAN, ANY FINAL WORDS? TECHNICALLY, this should be tie. Ah, that's a good point. Oh yes, finally. Undone. Oh man. Prove the ship is off. WE DID IT. OKAY. WAIT. LANTERN. I thought he was a myth. The Gapote. What? The greatest pirate of all time. More adventures await.
Let's not worry about that, lads. The ship is ours. Let's celebrate. Captain Sparkman saved the day. His might is our cry. He left the Jones out in the dark beneath the starless sky. He won the map. WE GOT OUR STEEL. LET'S RUN BEFORE THE GALE TO CLAIM THE BEARDS. BURIED GOLD UPON THE MIDNIGHT TRAIL. WELL, GOOD THING THAT WAS JUST a story cuz you'd have never beaten me in real life. Uh, I'm pretty sure that was actually based off a true story. But you did do better than Cory. Y'all did not help me out with the key. I did realize I actually had the key the whole time. WATCH OUT. STAB YOURSELF. OH, he can't even sit down.
Walk in, dude. Better luck next time, Jones. It's that time, boys. On the top 10. Welcome to Top 10. And like him or love him, the thing I love about Ty is he absolutely is authentic when it comes to his top 10. And he has encouraged me to be authentic. Why can't I be the host just one time? I could name many reasons, Cody. Top 10 pirates. There's some weird options up there, dude. Who what is Monkey Duffy? You brought anime into this. This one may shock you, boys. As we get started here, uh, honorable mention. I can't find him. Where is he? There he is.
Whoa. He's not in the top five. Honorable mention. I know people say he's a heavy hitter, but Whoa. You know what? I love a good hero, not a villain. That right there is a villain. He gave me nightmares when I was younger. That is a top five pirate all day. Also, honorable mention, Captain Jake. I don't know who you are, brother, to be honest with you, but I read your uh Wikipedia. It sounds like you're a brave 8-year-old vicious pirate. You're putting Captain Hook next to a guy you don't even know. That is crazy. Now we do our top 10, boys. I know he's not a pirate, but he is a parrot and he represents the pirate. At number 10, a fun loving mascot, pirate parrot.
Okay, I'm okay with sports. Up next, yes, they introduced peer-to-peer sharing boys, mostly in the music. Oh, that's huge. It's actually not high enough pirating. I get it. What about Jock Sparrow? Is he up there? Jock Sparrow couldn't be further off this list, Cody. Funny you ask. Does anybody know this guy? Yeah, Hondao Anaka. I don't buy boys. At number eight, oneeyed Willie. Fun fact about Willie. One eye at birth, believe it or not.
I got to admit, never seen the Goonies. Oh, Garrett, stick with me here. Jean Leafu would have been higher, but Captain Crunch notorious for terrorizing the top of your mouth, therefore not even ON THE LIST. OH, I LIKE A CAPTAIN Crunch polo. That's funny. Are you a berries or just all flakes? Um, neither. But sometimes a villain has a good heart. And my man SME here. Tough five. Captain Hooks right-hand man. Over hook. Good dude. Deep down inside. You can identify that with SME. Reminds me a lot of myself.
Actually, you have one of the worst boards of all time. How's your seasickness? Uh, we're struggling here. You are struggling. I agree. This is a horrible list. Sparky, if I may. Yeah. Ty says, "Normally during this part of the presentation, it really doesn't matter what's happened here. All that really matters is what happens here. And this is your chance to bring it home. Only people care about the top of the food chain and that's what we have left here, boys. At number six has to be. Wow. A lot of times it's on water, the space pirate. The greatest of all time. I haven't seen Star Wars, but I've heard
great things about this guy. I'm glad he's on the list, but he's a top three. No. Well, he should be on the board. He should be at least up here. This is where I ruffle feathers. Right here. Long John Silver. What are you doing? One of the best food establishments of all time. OH, I'M SICK. THIS definitely does not deserve to be in the five spot. But you know who does? What? Little combo play. Patchy the pirate walked. So Spongebob pirate Spongebob can run.
This is a number one, dude. This is crazy. Comment below. Cody should stop dead. This is getting outrageous. We want bad too. We got It's time for someone else to guy's at number three. It's obvious. Blackbeard. Blackbeard at three. You know why they called him Blackbeard? HIS BEARD WAS BLACK. GOOD. CODY, really good. I thought it was a trick question. That's a good answer, dude. Two spots left. What about Wilson the volleyball? Not a pirate. Locker. Uh, I don't know. Monkey. Anime. Not my thing. Uh, anime, I think.
No, that's Guardians of the Galaxy. It felt animeish. This guy was a late ad. Who's Dread Pirate Roberts? You ever seen The Princess Bride? Bad movie. That's why I don't know him. You don't know Dread Pirate Robert. He's only the fiercest pirate in all the seven seas, mate. Jock, calm down here, cuz I'm about to make you really happy, my friend. Come on. The Princess Bride. The seas have been rough. But the man you model your game after checks in at number two.
How's he not number one? Jack Sparrow. That's the most famous pirate in the world. What? You see this one? I don't think it's in the right place. WAIT, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE? I AGREE. JOCK. JOCK CALLED HIS OWN SHOT. Look at what happened. How did that happen? He's got Captain Jack Sparrow at number one. But at the end of the day, Tyler encouraged me to be authentic. I am a man of authenticity. And I say it with my chest. It wasn't number five cuz it deserved to be number one. That's right, boys. If you've ever laid your lips on a number two with those glorified hush puppies, YOU MY FRIENDS WOULD KNOW THAT THE TOP PIRATE OF ALL TIME IS LONG JOAN SILVER.
It's a learning experience, guys. That was really something. It's a learning experience. You cannot sit there. Someone has to take his spot. My debut. Has Ty been perfect in his top 10? Just saying. No, I just I knew you were a bad get crafty judge. I didn't know it would translate straight to top 10. That was atrocious. You know what? It's time to move on. Put that top 10 behind me. That was bad. Self admittedly. But you know what's even worse than my top 10 list?
It's that time, boys. Let's go to wheel. Oh, should we let Cory pick? Yes. Historically, I would say yes. I won't do it. I'm not picking. I don't want to pick. Anybody want to do it? I won't do it. You could make me walk the plank and I wouldn't pick my own name. Famous last words there, pirate. Oh, Tyler's still in there. That's exciting. Yeah. Wouldn't that be cool? Hold on. Let me eliminate one first.
Whoa. Let me eliminate one. I like the limy's fun. Who is it? They're safe. I love this game. You know what? Let's do another Cory. I'm not picking. I will not elimination. I can't reach the hat. Pick your name. I'M NOT REACHING IN THE HAT. I'LL DO A SAFETY. Who's safe? Who is it? KOBE. YES. TALK TO ME. PIRATE WAR. IS THAT IS IT A B or a D? Let's go. It's a B. Confirmed B. Oh, that is big time. So, it's down to us three.
Yeah, it is. Cory, pick no. This is the person spinning the wheel and going on a pirates adventure of some kind. This one feels like the longest, which would mean it's LIKE WOW, I'm lightheaded. Only one thing to do, sparks that wheel. Who's even hosting? And welcome to Wheel Unfortunate. This is Captain Jack Sparrow coming at you live from the San Salvador. And we're going to do the Wheel Unfortunate. So, we got to make sure this thing's on. So, just toss this. I really just toss it around cuz it's getting kind of nasty. We've got dress as a pirate at the pirates game. We're going to try swab the deck with a toothbrush. Trust me, mate. You don't want to do that. It will take 10 years. We've also got be an animatronic on a pirates.
No thanks. And a bunch of other really bad things. Let's bring in the contest, shall we? Sparky, I hear you. Excellent. You tell me which one is your least favorite that you're interested in doing. Oh, Jock. Okay, that's a loaded question, but considering I can't order an Uber and get away from this seasickness, I think it's walk the blank. I would happily jump into the water at this point. In fact, that's disgusting. With all due respect, Jock, I'M TIRED OF WAITING. LET'S SPIN THAT WHEEL. AGAIN, SPIN THAT WHEEL. WE'LL WORK on it next time.
Whoa. Dress as a pirate at a pirate. Pirates game. I feel like it's only fitting. Jock. You want to come with? No. That did tell me one thing to say to you. Unfortunate. Yeah, it is. It very much is. Been a lot of things in my 40 years. You're the first pirate. R. That translates as Yes, ma'am. Setting ourselves for Pittsburgh. I didn't choose the wheel. The wheel chose me. If only the pirates from the past knew how more efficient flying was than on the seas. the pirate life nowadays a little easier. Here to pick up my rental car. You know what I mean?
Paying what cash or card today? Uh, shillings. Y they'll accept those. Shillings. Oh, look at the poop deck on this thing. Setting sales to PNC Park. The curtain's closed. That's weird. A pirate on his voyage trying to support the boys. Uh, we playing baseball tonight or what? Let me in. Fellow pirate. Mateies, any buried treasure? I'm certain to have question marks here. The doors are locked cuz baseball season's over cuz Jacques doesn't know ball. But I am a man of morals and ethics. And while I don't want to do my
will punishment, it's only right and fair and just. So, we're going to the top of the food chain. We're going to give Ned Forester a call. See what he cooks up. Siri, call Ned Forester. Hey, Ned. I came all the way to Pittsburgh. Your villain host, Jacques Sparrow, led me astray, man. I need to know my consequence. I don't want to be in Pittsburgh much longer. Yeah, I'm a pretty busy guy. But I got to be honest though, you know, I thought being a host on the old Athletes that you would know that there's no more baseball in Pittsburgh, but I guess even your sports knowledge runs out. What do
you say? I don't know. Maybe you just need a 100 hush puppies. 100 hush puppies seems extreme, Ned. We'll do our best, Ned. Thank you. Get after it. 100 pups, baby. And they are dense. Time for this pirate to party. Oh, will you toss me the first puppy? Ceremonial first puppy. One down. Only 99 more. Here goes another. I'm going to be sore. Not to be a party poop deck guy. I don't think the pirate life's for me.
One box down. For the first time, I'm really starting to feel it. Puppies ain't going to eat themselves. Mind over matter. All right, the seas have gotten pretty rough. We're going double puppy. to get the long john silver sweats. We're approaching high levels of nauseium. My stomach is not feeling well. But a monumental moment. Big box number one has been complete. Oh, what a bad time, brother. Feel so helpless, man. 13 puppies. That's the only thing that stands between us and this punishment being over. Dude, I hope the Pirates never win another baseball game ever again. If anybody says this punishment
wasn't that bad, they didn't walk in the pirate boots that I walked in today. One final puppy here at PNG. Pittsburgh. I'd love to tell you it's been real and it's been fun, but it quite literally has not. That's unfortunate. That was something. I would say no tie, no problem, but that wasn't the case, boys. Thanks to our partners over at State Farm. That's a wrap on Pirate OT. SET THE SAIL. POUND IT NARGAN. SEE youa dude. Perfect.
