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Boys, welcome to a game we haven't played in a long time. This is called FPS Chess. It's normal chess, but with a twist. We'll show you in a little bit. Craner, you're on the brown side. I'm on the I guess the beige side, right? Listen, Ian, I don't know how to play chess. No idea whatsoever. Making fun of me. And Nico and Pat is also here to laugh at me. So, I'm going to move there. Okay, move. You're an idiot.
I don't know how to play. Doesn't know how to play. Okay, Craner or Nico and You have to choose the You have to choose a side. Who do you think's going to win? Me or Crater? Shot your I think you're going to win. I know Crater needs help. Okay, so check this out. Normal chess, I would be able to take your pawn with my pawn, right? But watch what happens whenever I go to take your pawn. We fight to the death. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Oh, I fell. How do we shoot? Left click. Oh, I can do Hold on. Don't fight.
I got I can't hear anything. Hold on. All right, I'm back. You got You ready to fight? Are we fighting? So remember, whoever wins this fight, the other person's guy dies. Use my ability. Let us right click there, dudes. I don't know. Let us right click. FIGURE IT OUT. OH, REBIRTHTHING. WHAT DOES REBIRTHTHING DO? OH, my screen is breaking. Twice, bro. My screen is breaking. Do you heal though? I think I'm like Oh, no. You heal. Oh, yeah. The cracks went away.
You guys should have bet on me, bro. I'm just saying. I haven't even decided who I'm picking. You got to pick me. I did. All of these things have different abil I got hit by the train. So all of our parts have different abilities and we have like a new set that they came out with recently like it's called the ignition set. So like I have these clones Oh my play that. Russell Russell replay what? Are you just fighting your own demons down there? I'm like getting out of I got a group of people waiting. Where are you?
Nowhere. Bro fell off. I did a long time ago, bro. Oh, you looked at my we You have to be dead soon. You have to be No, you have to be dead. No, I'm not. The cracks on your screen. Your health basically. Yeah. Okay. YOU HAVE TO BE DEAD SOON. THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE NOT DEAD SOON. WAIT. [screaming] NO. He what? WAIT. NO. I WON. OH, AND THERE'S A KILL. RUSSELL. WAIT. SO, you dude, look at that shot. Dude, that is sick.
Right there, bro. Okay, so I won that one. Wait, now it's your turn to go. So, you could use your He threw his queen at me. How am I going to defeat? What's that? Watch my queen. You have Look at your abilities in the bottom left. Look how big he is. Oh no. Whoa. Wait. Is that a tornado? Oh my god. I don't know what I'm shooting, but it's good. I think, bro. If you lose this, I It's over. I think he's got a flamethrower. He's got a fl He's flying with a flamethrower.
How can you do this? You're a queen. You're my queen. Penny here. Are you no sunny team? This is why I picked Craner's team. Wait, if I kill his What? Our jetpack. Yeah, I won. Russell, we play that. No. What is the queen? We have it right here. This You have a flamethrower. Look at how bad this looks. You were not even aiming at him. Like, good. You kind of suck low key, though. All right. What am I supposed to do?
What? How do I How am I supposed to take your queen out? Ladies and gents, I don't know, bro. You can take my queen out. Just make sure it's a nice restaurant. I'm going to put, you know, I'm taking my horse out. That's called a rook, right? I don't know. That Yeah, it's a rook. No, no one wants to take your queen out. God damn. Oh, stop taking I one of the I'm going to kill your queen with a pawn. Yeah. You know, if you lose your queen, you're in trouble, right?
Yeah. I don't know what the queen does. OH MY GOODNESS. WHY ARE YOU WINNING? OH MY GOODNESS. You're winning. Maybe you should have used the Does the health carry over? Like, is he still damaged? What? What is that game over? Bro, that's what you did for attacking my pawn with your queen. So, like, what happens now? I lost my queen. That's crazy, dude. Isn't that one of the most strongest units? That's one of the strongest units. Yes, that is the strongest unit. But I still have a king.
Oh, boy. You got beat by Okay, I'm going to do I'm going to take my horsey up right there. Yeah, you better get on the trolls for Craner. So, if you lose your king, Craner, you die. You know that, right? Hey, Craner, you knew we were doing this today. Why didn't you practice your chest? No, you didn't. YOU KNIGHT VERSUS PAWN. WHAT DOES THE knight do? What is What am I doing? He never tells me what he's doing, by the way. Oh, you have like a So, no. Where is he? I'm turning into a horse. You can shot. What the heck? Where is he?
I go fast. Why are you getting turned into a horse? I'm dying. Why are you How are you? I don't know. I don't even know what my abilities do. I got to go. Keep running. Keep dodging. I got to heal. Why are you I'm healing. What does my ability do? Oh, wow. That really does a lot of damage, by the way. Oh, I have like a slingshot sniper. Oh, WAIT. YOU LIKE NO, THE horse is terrible. Okay, so you charge up your Oh, Russell, you're Why did they make the pawn so strong? teach us all a lesson. It doesn't matter if you're a porn or a king, you can
still get the job, dude. I got to set up a What is that thing called where you put the king in the corner? What is that called? I don't know. Carter King in the corner. Oh, I know what you're talking about. No, he doesn't. It's a corner king. No, it is. It's called Does it even matter if you know how to play chess? Cuz like it's all about shooting anyway, bro. That's what I'm saying. What are you going to do, Crater? That's what I'm saying. UNLESS YOU LOSE YOUR OH, I'D RATHER lose a knight than I want to lose the one.
Okay. You're already dying, loser. Did you jump off the map already? He fell off. Yeah. You're missing. You're Dude, it's so hot to use this dumb thing. Yeah. This is basically the match that you guys had last round. Owie. Dude, use your ability. Get out of there. Dude, the night sucks. The night is pretty dunk. Okay, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to bring out my guy. Do something. Do something then. Do something. Bring him there. I dare you.
I got to set up my castle with my king. Look, I got a castle. Look. Yeah. And then I do this. Wait, I'm going to put this here. What are you doing? I got to set up my castle. Look. Now I'm playing you. Look at all this chess I'm playing right now. He has no clue what he's doing right now. So, what does this guy do? What are these names? Do you know what these names are?
Guys, have you seen the chess amount of chess I'm doing right now? I We see it. Yep. You're chessing. Can you please just move Ian there? Now what are you going to do? Ugly Le and Ian. I don't know what this I don't know what the rook does. Or the bishop. That's the You're a bishop. What are you doing? She's just clicking and seeing what works. Yeah. Hey. Are you serious? No way. Come on, dude. We can just end this now, can we?
I could fight your king right now, but your king is very strong. You're probably going to win. I don't want to w I don't want to waste my bishop though because the king is crazy strong. It doesn't matter if you play chess good when you have guns. No, but here's the deal. I got to see what the bishop does. Oh, the rook versus bishop. What does the rook do? What does the bishop do? I don't know. I have like a giant. What? Oh, WHAT THE HECK?
OH. OH, what the heck? Okay, let me use my ability. You have a rocket launcher, bro? Yep. I have a rocket launcher and I can apparently fly. Apparently. What does my F ability do? Craner, please fight back. Okay. What is your plan for this? You're literally getting like exploded into a corner. What are you doing? Listen, I don't know what I'm doing either. You said it. It doesn't matter if you know how to play chess as long as you got guns. You got a gun. Shoot him.
What does my F ability do? Good at shooting. He does have a gun though. Why is he floating? I DON'T KNOW, BRO. OH, THAT HURT. NO. [screaming] YEAH. OKAY. The rook is a sniper. Look at this. Okay. I didn't know what I was doing here. Oh, that's a rail gun. Look at this. Two. And then look at Why you just Why are you doing right now? The rook is broken. I don't know what the bishop does.
Yeah. It ain't for you to find out. You know what? Horse versus horse. How about that? Huh? Something. I hate the horse. Me, too. I don't know what it does. Horse. He just always just goes right off. Oh, got to go. Got to run. Where are you? That's your mama house. Sup, girl. Oh, nice. We hit those. You can't just ride. That's cheating. Am I still on Craner's team? I don't know why I chose the same side, bro.
Please tell him how to play chess. We're so fast. We hit those. Throw this at your feet. Oh, trainer. Hit a You have got to be dead soon. He's not hitting it either, bro. I am, bro. Did that hit you? You guys both s We hit those. You got to be dead soon, dude. Look at his movement, DUDE. WHAT IS THIS? OH, WHILE YOU were fast, you got measled. You don't look. I'm just like, what's up, bro? What's up? That was the most anticlimactic fight. The lamest fight ever. Are exciting. So, the knight is doo poo butt. So nerdy. At least I got my castle going. Did I do it that right?
Am I saying castle correctly? No, no. I'm going to look up all the pieces for you. Okay, here you go. Don't worry. I sent you a list. I'm not. Bishop, knight, rook, pawn. I'm going to get rid of your knight. No, no, no. That thing's broken. That's what I'm saying. Why do you run so Why do you fly? I don't even know what this really does. Uh-oh. I You die. If you die, you do not. No way you're going to die.
Ro is actually doing good at the horse. I figured it out. A crazy gun. Oh yeah, but he's a horse. Oh. Oh, you're getting sniped. Oh my god. That was like five shots in a row. That's insane. Me, dude. I need you to lock in, dude. I put all my money on you. How did you do that? Bro, if this if you at the end of this video go, "By the way, I was using a butt the entire time. I'm going to freak out, bro.
I wouldn't do that. I would do that." Yes, you would. That's something you would do, bro. here. Not in this one. Knight versus pawn. No. Gosh dang it. The pawn is so good. Yeah, but Craner isn't. So, Oh, but you're like good at that horse now, you know. Uh-uh. Yeah. At first, you said it sucked. Now, now Craner sucks. That was like your favorite little horse. You can't even hit a single shot.
I did. I missed. Ow. What? I got hit by the train. Oh, it was a train. Yeah, that's right, bro. Just like your mama. Okay. No, the train killed me. The train No, I hit you so many times. Look at this. train. You can literally see the train hit you. Look at this. Hit. See, he said it hit. I just hit me once. You know what? Hit. Pawn versus bishop. I'm taking out your What's the bishop do? I don't know. Wait. Am I a bishop? You remember? You're the bishop. He hasn't done the bishop yet. He doesn't know about the gun. Uh-oh.
Well, what is this? I don't know anything I'm doing. Just shoot your gun, bro. I'm noting Oh, you hit my thingy. I just got the rocket launcher and got owned. There's literally Watch this. He hit my clown. I thought it was you. That was nice. I put a Fortnite wall up. Uh-oh. Nico, who did you choose? By the way, I don't want to say anymore because it's embarrassing. Dude, tell him where to move. At least he's walking up. I can't. He's not sharing his screen. I have to watch Ian's now. I have to watch it from Ian's side.
Oh yeah, right. It's the same thing. Oh no. Rook versus pawn. Okay. What does the rook do? Oh yes, the sniper. You made me lose like this, by the way. That's true. I don't know what this does. Oh, you have to charge it. Oh my goodness. I Wow. The rookie is broken. Just wow. Yeah, but you got to hit your shots. That's my like That's where it falls short on me, you know? You are short. I don't even know what the abilities are. I got to see what these abilities What are you doing now? I'm taking out your heart energy.
Okay. What do my abilities do? F. What does it do? I'm like floating. Didn't even hit any of those. You were standing still, too. What the heck? That's like a water. Yeah, that's the one that really confused me, too, brother. And now he's hiding. Pat, what do you got to say now? Oh, you're going to get owned probably. Okay. Yep. All right. Rook is pretty good. The head shot hurt more or something?
I don't know. Okay, I need to see what the queen does. What does the queen do? You're my queen. Slay. What do I want to fight? I dare you to try on my king. No, I don't want to fight your king. It's too strong. I'm going to fight a pawn. You take my king off with a pawn. My queen is like short ranged. You're my queen. Oh no. Guys, [snorts] guys, do I die if he takes out my king or do I still chess Craner? It's chess.
Wait, that's the final piece. Really? I just shoot. I can't believe I So the queen don't matter in chess. Oh, I fly. Hey, how are you supposed to? This is insane. Yeah, you're just kind of okay. Well, queen's broken. Uh how did you lose your queen, dude? I don't know. He's just good. You lost your queeny, bro. I don't know what to say about it. Okay, he's minaxing on me. Well, queen is broken. Good to know.
Two. What are you doing with your pieces? What are you doing? You know what? I'm going to hide my queen. I'm scared. I don't want to lose my queen. She's too strong. Oh no. Craner. Craner, this could be a bad idea for you. Oh my goodness. It's a WHAT IS THAT? THAT IS TERRIFYING. What is that? No. Bro has a shield, bro. I can't get out of his circle. I can't get out. I can't. He's not even hitting you. What kind of ability is this? I got to go.
Stop it. Stop Okay. King is broken. All right. King is broken. Great. I don't know what I'm supposed to do against that. I mean, also had a gun. I'm not going to lie. I'm a little bit disappointed that it's like a melee thing. You know, you know, I'm going here. All right, we'll do snipe v snipe. Wait, why did I not jump on you? Uhoh. What is he going to do? You know what? Fine. I'll take this guy up. Bishop versus rook.
I don't know. I don't remember what the bishop did yet. He shoots a rocket. The bazooker. Yeah. Got to go. What does E do? Oh, we hit those. Just flying around. I don't know. OH, HE SHOT THE THINGY. Come here. Charge up your shot. Oh, we hit those. Oh, he hit one. Craner, where you at? Where are you, bro? Dude, the rook is insane. All right, I'm just going to You know what?
Let's do Oh, wait. No. What are you going to do? What you think? What you going to do? H Stop it. Rookie rook. Best sniper wins. I don't know what my F ability does, though. Okay, hold on. Don't Don't fight. I want to see what the F ability does. You're really going to tell me not to V. Can create multiple smoke pillars that block shots. What? Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Huh. All right. You ready to fight?
Yeah. All right. Let's fight. I'm blocking shots. Where? I can't see anything. It's just a giant smoke ball. No. I stink. Poop. Ow. How? What's up, Pat? How did he hit that? That's insane. Check this out. Look at this. Ready? He installed hacks. He What's up, Pat? What's up, Dad? What's up, I finally loaded them up? I actually am team viewing into his computer. Okay, how do I What's up, Wed Pat? What do I do now? What do you mean to say now? You got anything smart this whole time?
Are you finally locked in when you have five pieces left? Yeah. What if I do this? No. Get your king out of here. Never. You know what I mean? I don't know what you mean. No, he has too much health. Wait, he's down there. Oh, I know what to do. I think if you die to a pawn, how bad are you going to feel? Really? He lost his queen to a No, I can't jump. I can't jump when you hit me. Really? What do you mean? Where are you? I want my house.
Thanks. He's pretty. What? Hey, what up? Where are you, bro? I'm literally one giant smoke bomb, bro. What? Are you allowed to be there? Hello. You guys can take it outside. Take this outside. Oh, stop it. Get into my balls. I can't shoot YOU WHEN YOU HAVE THAT THING. Got to go. Uhoh. How low are you getting? How low can you go? I don't think you've hit me. Are you serious? I've shot you like 15 times.
I want to No. I can't move. I can't get out. I can't get out of the circle. I can't get out of Trainer. Let's see this to a pawn. Oh my god, bro. All right. Well, um, chess. I think I win. Guys, hit the like button. Hit the subscribe button. If you want me to play Craner again with the other, uh, kits, we'll do that. Shall we b
