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There comes a time in every gamer's life where they have to go back to Sonic Forces and get an S rank in every level on Sonic Forces. Load me up, Sonic. I'm going back in. Just like Knack, I'm going to play on hard mode. For those who have played a Sonic game before, because I did play Sonic R. Sonic, how I hate him. Oh, come on, man. Sonic Chaos was good. Green Hill's looking a lot more like Sand Hill right now. To get S rank, you have to laugh at that. Let's get ready for some action. I'm ready for action, Sonic.
All right, level's over. No more action now. Yes! I did it. I am Sonic. Sonic spin. Sonic dash. Sonic sit. Is that a game yet? Behold the power OF MY ULTIMATE MASTERPIECE. WHAT? How can this be? This guy is faster than Sonic. No, nobody is faster than Sonic, except for every seagull in Sonic Frontiers. I hate to see Sonic lose, so that's why I hate this game. He's winning. I love it again. What are you How are YOU DOING, COLE?
[groaning] I HATE SONIC FORCES AGAIN. NICE. TAILS, I need to know what's going on with this guy. I'm trying, Sonic, but these readings are all messed up. They don't make any sense. Tails, you're just PLAYING ZOMBIE U. SONIC CHAOS WAS GOOD. I DON'T LIKE Sonic Forces. Sonic! With Sonic defeated, Eggman's army quickly took over. Within months, all but a few isolated areas in the world were under their control. Without Sonic, the people are losing hope and giving in to despair. Despair is a luxury we don't have. Despair was like $300 now with Eggman in charge.
Sonic is gone, Amy. He can't be. And Tails is just lost it. He did. I forgot that part. I think the problem with my first play-through of Sonic Forces is I didn't take this part seriously enough. I should have been a bear. And he's like, "No." I'm like, "No, you." And he will be brown like a bear. And he will be a type three bear. And there's his victory pose. Happy to see you're all still alive. I thought you all died like Sonic. Oh, Sonic Team sucks. Now, wait, that's Team Sonic. That's a different company. They developed the A Train series. I just received some incredible news.
Sonic is alive. And that's why we love this game. He was dead, but only for like 1 second. He's captured in the orbiting prison, and they've been torturing him for months. What? They've been torturing Sonic for months? No way. That's excellent. Ah, I should have made Jason the Hedgehog be my character. Wait, now that I look at him, that is what I did on my first play-through. We're fighting for Sonic to defend his honor. Except me, Fozzie Bear. Watch out for my Sonic the Hedgehog Forces Paint Tool that I did that kills everybody. Who is it we're fighting for? Is this Sonic? Is this war?
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. I am a bear in this with a grappling hook? Call me Sonic the Bearhog. Likes ice cream, YouTube plus deviantART, and Chuck E. Cheese Conroy's videos. Dislikes Eggman Empire and evil, horrible people. Press triangle to cause an explosion. That would have made Crimson Desert way better. In the distance, I see the choo-choo train driving. Oh, that was a close call. My beloved character. Ah, do not worry, fans of my beloved character. He will not die, and if he does, we'll just take it back 1 second later. In the distance, I hear this Sonic's call. Who is it we're fighting for? Is it
Knuckles? Is it Tails? Beautiful. B for bear, A for Al the alligator. Yes! Well, I don't know, man. I'm getting S rank on hard difficulty on every level. I don't know, man. Maybe this could Maybe this is one of the best Sonic games, actually. Can I get two medals for my great accomplishments? Oh, yeah, you can get clothes for my bear. S hat. Cuz I'm going to get S rank on every level, I got to wear that. Stage three, Ghost Town. 50 million people used to live here. Now, it's level three, Ghost Town. Hmm, that should have done it. Tails is so far gone, man. There's no coming back for him. Woah, Chaos! That thing isn't even there. Tails is hallucinating.
Sonic, help me! Sonic can't help you, Tails. He's in prison being tortured. No, wait, there he is. He just jumped out of a portal and saved you, actually. You're alive! Wait, what? Oh. You're that Sonic from another dimension, aren't you? Tails has just lost it. Careful, Sonic. I'm being extremely careful. Don't worry. I haven't touched the controller since the start of the level. One is stronger than the others. That level was like about 5 seconds long. But I did get the S rank, so it was a very good level and a very well-designed level.
How's Sonic doing? They're getting ready to banish him into space. There's some good parts in this game. None of this is good. There are no good parts in this game. Round one begins. It's up to you to save Sonic now. My character's only one left of the entire Sonic army, and I'm the one that's going to go save Sonic, so maybe they'll do a movie about MY CHARACTER NEXT. OH! That ruined my S rank there, that little hit. But I did get the football helmet. No! How could I lose to the likes of you again? Because I battle for my friends, Zavok. See how much fun they're having in their prison cell?
Then, you have to prestige as every animal. You have to prestige as dog, wolf, rabbit, and bear, and cat, and bird. It's not a yawn fest, Sonic. That It's awesome and exciting. None of this is good. This game has good songs. And Sonic are best buddies now, and he says my created character is better than all the other ones. Time for the two of us to team up. It doesn't matter what obstacles they put in our way. We'll blow past everything they throw at us. Because we fight back!
Yeah, that's how it's done. We've got unstoppable speed and timing. We just have to keep this up. Speed has found a way in. If you just turned the game off at this point, you would really like this game. But if you keep playing, you might not like it anymore. I just earned gold medal honors as a bear. They call me the Santa of Sonic, because I'm the gift that keeps giving. Are these the right shoes for a Santa? Forces is the first Sonic game to feature the iconic Sonic snake. There are good parts. None of this is good. Unlike Max, I can grow. I get more powerful every second.
Purple gamer hat, mask on Knack, and shoes, and that. And okay, no, please, please, no more clothes. Please, no that scarf again. And these shoes, and this Okay, that's good. Now, I'm good. No more clothes. Okay, this one unlocked an helmet and a and watch, and blue shoes, and you need this. Okay, no more, please. Oh, no, no. And now you unlock this, and now you unlock this. Okay, okay, that's enough. Please, no more clothes. No more Oh, no. Why did I do that? No, no, not the farmer outfit. No, no. Pick up the enemy and mess him up. And then I'm going to go and kick their butts. It's been generations since I've seen you.
That was the last one where the modern Sonic and the classic Sonic teamed up again. Me and Sonic characters are always getting more funny all the time, unlike Max, which only is funny as when they were first introduced in the year 2007. 80% of our forces have been wiped out. 80% of our forces wiped out. S rank. Really? We're doing Green Hill, I mean Sand Hill Zone again? A throwback to Sonic 1, which is ripped from Sonic Generations, which is used in this game 17 times already? I'm starting to think that maybe they kind of cut some corners with this game. It's okay. We can just talk about how there's a big battle instead of making like an awesome and expensive cutscene.
The sun will fall upon you all. Boom. The end. Sun is falling in the sky. All right. This is what I think. I think they only did 10% of the ideas they had for this game. I bet you were supposed to like play as every Sonic character and do awesome big-scale like army battles, and they scrapped all that. A skilled gamer can extract some fun from this game. None of this is good. It can be done. It's just that you don't want to be seen having fun with this game because it's such an insulting package overall. Like half of the cutscenes have crackling audio on PS5. I can't even get the PC version to run
anymore. The best part of the game is the music. But the characters are always talking over the music. They like talk over the entire level to tell you about battles which you we never see unfold. It's None of this is good. I just want to enjoy the music. Just let me hear the music. A vision shared. Future you promised. On that special day, still memories never fade. Friends of old that were long ago will come again just to say hello. And it's something that you know.
Find the strength that lies within your soul. And believe that you can do it. with a beauty in your eyes shining. You have not lost a thing. Whatever may come the light of hope is always shining there in your heart. You've not lost a thing. What
