36:46
Here we go. Use your book, Venos, right now. Yeah. Come on. Okay. All right. Oh, wait. Rolling back time. Roll back time. Now I'm at zero. What? Did it work, Delir? You roll back time and we lost the three grand. How does that work? Oh sh Oh, hello there spoon. Who's that guy? He's another Asian. Oh, hey. Yeah, you're the minority. You cracker. Yeah. What the are you doing here? Cracker. I'm going to burn you alive for being white. You [__] cracker. You cracker.
Acceptable. Cracker. You say more aggressively, it sounds more offensive. You cracker. Why do I have two yellow people yelling at me? No. Unacceptable. Oh, you really got Wait, hold on. Follow me. Now I'm yellow like you guys. Oh, he's one of us. Okay, I like you, man. I like YOU NOW. WHAT THE [__] would cracker? Hit workout. He wants to play me in chess. He said he'll come. No. Follow me. EVERYONE FOLLOW ME. EVERYBODY FOLLOW ME. I got off me.
Open the door. NO. What do we do? Oh, you're in here with me, you stupid [__] No. How do I turn? Activate it. Oh my god. Shut the door. Shut the Take off. Take everything. Take it off. Here we go. Hello. Can he not speak anymore? No, we took his mouth and his body. You're missing an eye. You get your eye back. [__] you. So listen, this game is has like a Lethal Company type of vibe where you got a um you got a quota. All right. And if we don't hit the quota, we get fired basically.
Okay. Fired from gambling. Yeah. So every round we have um tickets. And if you look at here, these little things we could buy with our tickets. So like this one could triple or lose our last win. This one could spin for a chance to revert the last loss. These are really good to have. Really good. Right now we have 15 tickets. So, we could buy a couple right now. What should we buy? Yeah, y'all decide what y'all want to buy. Increased profit amount. Sounds good. Yeah, that'll be good. After so much money of us making uh if we make a certain amount of money.
This is sick. Level one. God. What the [__] are you doing? What the hell? Who the hell is doing that? THIS IS FOR PUTTING ME IN A MACHINE EARLIER. [__] OFF. I didn't do it. I was watching though. All right, we are here. Welcome, guys. We're at the casino. Enjoy your Let's go gambling. Let's go gambling, friends. What is this? He's the He gives us our items that we bought. Can you say hello? Oh, we're going to the first floor, guys. First floor.
Oh, man. Listen, we all share the same money. All right. Is that the money? What? So, we earn and lose the same money. Don't use it. What is it? So you want to use this if you win uh like win big and then you could try to triple it with that. Roger. Go ahead and use that. See what you get. What are we playing first? Roulette. Oh, smearing off. If you drink that, you make more money. That's Yeah, that's actually how it works in real life. You just playing roulette.
You're wasted. You always make more money. Oh, max bet. Come on, red. Come on. Hit one of my numbers. God damn it. Oh yeah. Plus 180 instantaneously, baby. Come on. Hell yeah. Come on. Drunk over here. We just triple it. We just tripled it. Tripled it. I tripled it. Oh my god. Oh, they're playing blackjack. Drunk. Drunked. Okay. All right. Ryan hit me. What? Throwing away our money.
I'll stay. Stand. Stay. Match spin. What are you doing? 360. Okay, fine. Oh god. Okay. Oh boy. All right. Here we go. You ready? Boom. Oh my god. Yes. Okay. All right. Step away. Step away, guys. Duck race. I want to bet $500 on who? On Yel. Bend on YL. COME ON, YL. GO RUN. GO, YOU LITTLE [__] GO. We lost $100. Just like that. Should we do crabs? Wow. All right. Play. I got this. You want to roll the dice like that? Roll the other dice.
Seven. Hey, we win. Seven. Easy, dude. 2K. So, so far we're at quota. We're good. Like we can like stuff if we really want to pick this up. Go ahead. That's a five. Now you win on five. Now you crap out if you get a seven. You want to roll five now. If you make a five right now, you win. Eight grand if you roll a five. I got it. Here we go. Come on. Oh my god. Huge money. Let's go. Thought it was 4x. Oh, the 4x equal 1.9. That's what it was.
Okay. Why do I keep saying Brian minus money? Terizer. Terrorizer. What are you doing? What's happening over here? SORRY. I'm losing. Spoon lost $900 on a 15 against an ace. Yeah, you probably should hit. Oh, nice. Stay. You're good. He busted anyway. Let's go. Spoon's not positive still though. [__] Brian is even. Brian was even. Is that it? Sorry, Spoon. Listen, since you're at the bottom of the list, you have to lose an eye. All right. What? Ew. That's severe. I'm fat.
You son of a [__] Wasting goddamn money. Where's he at? Ow. Stop. So, the better you do, the more tickets you get. And the tickets are used to get those good items. Okay. Don't look at my ball. Oh, baby. Mine's a nice smooth steady line straight up. Venos won big and never played again. That's how you do it, man. That's how you do it. All right, guys. We need 5.8K now. What the hell? Did you guys pay for that? Did you spend our money on beef on your head? I look awesome. You guys are [__] jealous.
Spoon. Make some money this time, guys. Let's go gambling. Gamble. Why do I feel like Give me the You [__] stinky [__] What's this? Oh, it get it gets crazier. What does this thing do? A gun. Have a gun. What do we need a gun for? I'll do it. Read what it says. Terrorizer. Read. Read what the gun say. It was something about a quota. What was that? Yeah. If you shoot limbs off of PE or off of any one of us, you get some money onto your quota.
Okay. Wheel of spinning the wheel. You win a 2x. Oh [__] [__] 2x 750. Look at spoon. You play you pick your bet and then you click the big spin in the middle. Big spin in the middle of the [__] wheel. Let's go. Double triple double. If you don't win, hit this to revert your loss. Revert your loss, Evan. Hit this to revert your loss. Hit this. It's a chance. How do I do it? What do I do? Left click to use it. Come on, man. Come on. Reverse it. Reverse Oh, it didn't work.
Hold on. I got double down. I got to double down. I want play this [__] Watch this [__] guys. We're losing too much money. Hey. Yes. All right. We're losing too much money, dude. That's That's the strat. You just got to double down, man. Double down. I don't trust myself. Come on, Del. You better win. You better gamble. Like, there's a gun to the back of your [__] head.
Yes. It wasn't three times. Oh, was it five? Three times. All right. We need 5.8. We're at 5.5. What the [__] was that? He's shooting. Don't shoot me. You had to double your bet. Delirious. I did. I tripled it. Oh my god. We're going to get fired. You know, I've lost four times in a row. This one's going to be the winner right here. All I do is win, bro. Holy [__] I just went and won another $500 black. What the [__] I got it. 1,000. Walk over. Oh my god.
Oh, You want to play? Really? We're We're going to die. 40 seconds. We don't have 5.8. Die. Oh my god. You guys just ruined everything. We don't have $1,700. Oh my [__] Christ. Oh my god. It's You lost six grand, you [__] idiot. He's like, "Guys, we don't have $1,000." No, you are a loser. Win more. Win more ter Oh my god. Bring it back. Max. I'm trying. You got this. Yes. Uhhuh. All right, guys. Take a look at Spoon and Delirious's numbers up there.
Okay, this is worse. At least you get to see what happens when you don't. You guys both lost more than our best winner, which was Evan. I just I can't believe I kept losing. Like a like the Titan sub, dude. Look at him go down the ocean gate. Look at that Wait, this is not our home. Well, uh, are we going to die? Get in. Oh. Where are you muffled? Where is it? Has no mouth. Oh my god, guys. Listen to this.
We have to. You guys are sick. This is just a little bit of money. This is a little bit of money. Pay you back. Listen, we can pay you back. We can do a brand deal. No. Maybe they'll let us go. Maybe Game over. That's it. We don't even get to see anything. You'll get to see an animation of them [__] blowing us away. and delirious coming in and laughing. Ryan's still missing his mouth and you can't hear him.
Hello. Hi. His mouth. Brian, I still can't hear him. Brian, scream the nword. I can't hear you. Shut up. I can see it in the mirror. Dude, you look I got it. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. We're going to go to our Come on, Tyler. Let's go. We got some nice ladies. We're going to go Not orange. You got to make yourself more or is there not an orange color? That's the most orange they could do. Okay. I tried. You think I'm mentally Y'all hear me to the Lords? Okay, hold on. Let me just win big real quick.
[__] brother. The machine, guys. The money's already gone. What the [__] No, dude. I just won. I just tripled. Hey, we're good. Okay. Can we stop now? Are we good? Are we going to stop? You could leave and be up or we could win more. Everybody follow me. We're going to I'm going to show you a secret strategy. All right. Watch and learn. All right. We're going to bet $4. That feels like the right amount. And here we go. We're going to Oh, wa. Oh my god. Spell out poop. I like it. There we go. And now you poop shred, baby. If we don't hit one of those numbers, I'm done playing.
Oh my god. It worked. Yep. It profited $24. Genius. How much did you put in there? Let's just see who we get first. Tell them. Four. So, we need right here. Let's do time two. Nice. Hey, no more. Eight. He needs a eight. He needs a Somebody spin the [__] dice for me. Okay, let's do this. Anything but a seven is good here. Anything but a seven. All right, that's fine. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
Are you cheating? What's going on here? Yeah. Yeah, I'm cheating. What number do I need? I need a six, right? You know, you got to You can't physically get eight, dumb ass, cuz the other one's a one. You're right. I would love if security came up to Delirious and banned him from all their casinos. They took him in the pit and shot him by himself. STOP GAMBLING, YOU STUPID [__] Let's leave. We got the money. Let's leave. We got it.
Let's go, baby. Profit. Oo, we have 10 extra tickets. All right. Bet us. You know what? Here. 100. No. No wait. Max bet. I got If you lose, I'll roll back time. 450. Yeah. Let's go. Come on. Times three. Let's go, baby. You lose, I'll I'll roll back. Oh my god. All right, guys. Are we good? We're good. We just go home now. Play again. Spoon. Not on the same wheel, though. Here we go. Use your book better.
Right now. Yeah. Come on. Okay. All right. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Rolling back time. Roll back time. Now I'm at zero. What did it work? Delirious, you roll back time and we lost the three grand. How's that work? Delirious. What the [__] How delirious. Roll back time. I WAS ON ONE TIME. What the [__] We got a quarter. Let's lead. We got a quarter. Dude, you were so far ahead, man. I got him.
Have I got a mouth? Yeah, you're good. THERE'S YOU'RE A [__] IDIOT. THE LOBBY. CLICK LOBBY. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU DON'T IDIOT. ROLL BY TIME DOESN'T MEAN LIKE TWO SECONDS AGO. He said 60 seconds. It did. You okay? I'm ready. All right. Oh, he's bad news. We don't have enough money. Here you go. [__] Perfect. It's okay. It's okay to here. I'll hold you and I'll take you to whatever game you want to play. Awesome. Cool. Thank you. Oh, this will be easy. Here, here.
What the hell is the sushi? How much? That's up to you. Here. You're You're playing here. Okay. Red or black? Let's go. What the hell? I can't see. Let's do it. Am I spinning me? We got it. Yes. I see. Hold this for a second. This has a name, you [__] Wait, you're just walking away? Yes. Yeah. I don't want that responsibility. I'm the little brother they brought to work. My god. Look. Okay. Here we go. There you go. Nine. And then we're going to hit and we're going to get 19. Okay. No. And then we're going to get 21. Then
You guys got this. I believe. Okay. 21. And then we stay. You're kidding me. Okay. Oh, nice. 21. There we go. And then get the [__] away. I think Yl is uh I think Yl is a piece of [__] 14. The guy who can't walk and the guy can't talk. Okay. I get I understand. I get it. Yeah. There. I got him, guys. I got him. He was trying to gamble on ducks. No. You could grab him and we'll get like human centipede.
What you trying to do? Huh? [__] Don't [__] with me. Huh? Guys, I'm not in the car anymore. Okay. All right. We surrender. Stop. Ryan, come here. You got to get terrorized his legs back. We're not doing anything bad. Spoon. GIVE HIM HIS BODY. WHAT? GIVE HIM HIS BODY. He's got to sell his eye if he wants his body. Oh, [__] We only got two. YOU SHOULD HAVE HIS body both eyes. So now he's just going to lose his eye.
There you go. Yes. Now he can't see. What the [__] He took his mouth. He has his body. He needs his mouth back. Ryan, get in there. Get your mouth Now you do. Now I can hear you. I have a mic. Okay. I liked it better without it. NO. We can go to two now, guys. We can go to two. What do we got? Oh, level two. What the hell is this, dude? New games, guys. New games. Over and under. PLINKOINKO. PINKO. PLINKO. PINKO. DINKO. 100. Come on, baby. Six times.
I'll take that. Little profit. No profit. Ryan. Yes. I need your luck over here, man. I need your luck. My luck. Okay. And I come on. Oh, [__] dude. I am losing so much money. Okay, watch. Oh, okay. We're good. Holy [__] Did you just win the lottery? Stop wins the floor. Stop. Okay, we're good. We did it. OKAY. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. You're welcome, guys. You're welcome.
Thank you. Saying you're welcome when he's minus 1.3. Well done, Evan. Well done. Thank you. I listen, we I was occupying that so that way it gave Delirious the opportunity to win the money that he won. Yeah, we were just doing our Are we all here? Can I get my eye back? Yeah. Got 13 points. Brand new. All right. Hold on. Listen. We Come here. What? You need to sacrifice somebody's body. So, you see how happy Spoon looks back there. Get the baseball bat. Hit his ass. And I'm going to I'll put him in here.
Hey there. That's a nice basketball you got there. Hey, Spoon. You having a Hey guys, want to play some basketball? Get his ass. What? We need the money spoon. We need the tickets. What are you? We needed their tickets. Why? All right. We got 18 tickets. Buy whatever. Buy whatever items. We need THIS TO BUY VODKA. WHAT THE [__] We'll buy you a better body, you We'll buy you a more athletic body next time. Calm down.
Much sexier body. We'll get you one with this body of yours is absurd. I'm drinking this and my profits will increase when I am drunk. I'm drinking it now. Everything's going to be worth more on the max bets. You guys want to see me launch the rocket? Where do we play? Play the wheel. The wheel. Wait, what the hell is this? I don't know. Wait, how do you lose on this? Oh, like a mind scraper. All right.
Come on, baby. Come on. Spin. What is this? Oh, nice. It's just what you choose to bet or what? How could you lose on this, though? No. Two times. You see all the green things? You got to guess. Is it going to land on 2x, 3x, 5x? You can lose. If it doesn't land on the color that you choose, you lose your money. Oh my god. [__] lucky. Holy [__] We're off, guys. We got the We got it. Should we leave? Leave. I want my body back. Oh my god. Brian $3,000.
No, I didn't. No. Lose. You know, to be fair, I did have I was up $8,000. WAY TO TREAT doing [__] WE HAD THE QUOTA, YOU STUPID [__] YEAH, you [__] Stand. What's going on? I got it back. All right, let's get us out of here. Get Put me in the car. PUT ME IN THE [__] car, YOU ASS. LOOK. He's got a dick. What is that? You're my body cake. Let's give that man his body back. Oh, what is that? You're back. We got eight points. What do we want to buy?
We got to make 25,000. Sorry. We get a free all in. We can rip the free all in right away, dude. That's probably going to be like a 6k all in. Go around until you find the one that gets the most money. This gets 7,500. Okay. Oh my god. Come on. YEAH. HOLY. WE WIN. WE GOT IT. WE GOT IT ALREADY. We ready now? Do we leave now? Oh my god. We leaving? Let's leave. Or should I waste all of it on Plinko? I think we need to get this just cuz it's the cheapest. Anything below seven?
No. We save our tickets. You know what? I'm gonna do the good old uh good old wheel. Just made 35,000. Please, man. Bring me back. 35k back. What' you win? You win. [__] this man. I'm Guys, what you Come on. THREE. YEAH. YES. OKAY. All right. We got it. Let's get the [__] out of here. We got it. That's $7,000. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WAIT. He's going just sawus. I ran a quick 10k.
Yeah, I saw that. I saw that pop a quick 10k. My bad. Oh, right here. This is really good. It will increase the maximum bet. If you ever want to do maximum bet, this thing will We have to win 160k. Okay. You think we want this? All right. Yes. It's It's pretty good. We can buy one of these then save our money. All right. Let's turn your number upside down. Hit that little button called all. We won. No. I'm not at all. What it means? Now, just hit that little spin button. No. Here. You have to revive. We just lost all of our partners.
I didn't spin it. Okay, good. You just lost now. Should I raise it? Max bet. Max Yes. Give me 100 grand. Yeah. We can't [__] this up. Here we go. We can't lose. We can't [__] this up. We can't have a three or a 12. We can't have a two now. Eight. All right. We need eight. Why would you hit that one? Why you hitting it right? Because it was a six. Wait, was that eight? That's a seven. No, no, no, no, no. We need a eight. We need a four.
Didn't we have an eight a second ago? It needs to be a four. No, no, it wasn't an eight. I swear it was an eight. There. That was an eight, dude. On my screen, that [__] was an eight. I don't know how you're not getting you [__] We're done. We lost. YOU [__] HIT. WHY DIDN'T YOU HIT IT? Cuz I didn't know what number we needed. Hey, you can't do simple math. He just stood there and watched a seven roll and then just walked away. And now look at me. Minus 47K. It looks like I'm the bad guy.
I'M LOOK AT MY GRAPH. - 62K. I don't understand the rules, but when I saw Atlanta, I was like, well, that must be the right one. He seems confident. Well, I'm back at here in the cornfield. Hey, Phil. Hey, Rich. Hey, Don. We're back. Hey, can you blow my brains out faster this time? You tell me. I want you guys to know that it was Delirious's fault. That guy, guys, you'll notice Tyler lost the most. We should go to Vegas and spend our money like this. And then look, banana. You should get the banana.
Banana. Yeah, get the banana. There we go. Banana. Look at spoons. Look at Squid's new outfit. Oh, nice, man. Hey, like my box. Yeah, it looks awesome when you uh crouch down like that. Beautiful. What are you wearing? I'm wearing a shirt. What are you wearing? You know, a good way to end the day. Hey, look. You uh Bing Bong is up there. Oh, you have to parkour up. If you don't make it, you get shot, dude.
Uhoh. Yeah. Oh, he's closer. Even closer. He's getting real close. You could do it. He's getting real close. This is like America Ninja Warrior. He's getting real close. That is so wrong. They will look at the size of that waste.
