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Do you know what these are? You mean the lantern thing they do for the princess? I knew they weren't stars. Well, tomorrow evening they will light the night's sky with these lanterns. You will act as my guide, take me to these lanterns, and return me home safely. Then, and only then, will I return your satchel to you. That is my deal. Let me just get this straight. I take you to see the lanterns, bring you back home, and you'll give me back my satchel? I promise. And when I promise something, I never, ever break that promise. Fine. I'll take you to see the lanterns. Really?
Oops. Ariel's been trying to do a human. She's going to make the prince fall in love with her, and he's going to kiss her. And she's only GOT THREE DAYS. JUST LOOK AT HER. MY NERVES ARE SHOT. THIS IS A CATASTROPHE. WHAT WOULD OUR FATHER SAY? I'll tell you what our father'd say.
He'd say he's GOING TO KILL HIMSELF A CRAB, THAT'S WHAT OUR FATHER'D SAY. I'M GOING TO MARCH MYSELF STRAIGHT HOME RIGHT now and tell him just like I could have done the minute, and don't you shake your head at me, young lady. Maybe there's still time. If we could get that witch to give you back your voice, you could go home with all the normal fish, and just be miserable for the rest of your life. All right. I'll try to help you find that prince. Well, Miss Tiana, rough night for tips, but every little penny counts.
I see you have a sword. I have one, too. They're very manly and tough. I'm working on it. Oh. Who am I fooling? It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army. DID I HEAR SOMEONE ASK FOR A MIRACLE? LET ME HEAR YOU SAY "AH!" [screaming] AH! THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH. A GHOST. GET READY, MULAN. YOUR 17TH SALVATION IS AT HAND. FOR I HAVE BEEN SENT BY YOUR ANCESTORS TO GUIDE YOU THROUGH YOUR MASQUERADE. Who are you? WHO AM I? [screaming] I AM THE GUARDIAN OF LOST SOULS. I AM THE POWERFUL, THE PLEASURABLE, THE INDESTRUCTIBLE BOO MULAN SHOO. OH, PRETTY HOT, HUH?
PLEASE, WAIT. May I try it on? Don't pay no attention to her. It's only Cinderella. A scullery maid from the kitchen. It's ridiculous. Impossible. SHE'S OUT OF HER MIND. YES. YES, just an imaginative child. My orders were every maiden Come, my child. Oh, no. no, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, this is terrible. But you see, I have the other slipper.
