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This lad here at the back, this prime for the milking. Yeah. Is it lad or is it lady? Lady, isn't it? Well, I hope they're milking ladies. You can milk a male one if you want. That's a different kind of show. All right, show me how you do it. You just hold it here and you press a little bit and it's coming. I'm not really sure about this pad. Okay. Yeah? And then ah! Lovely stuff, Chris. Yeah. Tell you what, pad. All those years at boarding school were worth it.
Yeah, go on, get in there. I don't blame you. I won't let him at my udders, either. Yeah, very good. I think you can manage now. Till the end of the day, we're going to have the milk. For the cheese. Looking forward to tasting your cheese, Chris. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Well, Chris Grab holds with goat's nipples. Eleanor and left ear, as I've got a job for the muscles of the jewel. Putting up a fence. Step one, get the posts in. This is the way. I'm very good at that. Okay. It's It's some It's an exercise I've done before. Because I worked on building sites back in the day. Granted, not usually in these shorts or 40° heat.
It's a bit of a bend in me rod. Story of my life. Okay. A little bit more. More? A little bit more. I'm knackered already. Your dad's very fit. He's not fussed, he's very strong. How old is your dad? 78. Wow! Yeah. He looks fantastic. Papa may not be rocking a six-pack, but all this gardening is like a gym membership, it's what keeps the people fit around here. What makes Icaria such a good place to live? Why do you love it here? We don't have so much things, but we have all these.
Mhm. Family, friends, neighbors, they help each other all the time. And I've noticed no one's got a watch on. No watches, no clock. No, no. People know that they have to wake up in the morning. Maybe sometimes before the sun going. Yeah. And then now it's very hot, so it's lunchtime. When they finish everything, I go for swimming, go to the cafe to go shopping. Not like Oh my god, what I'm going to do? Yeah. Oh, yes. I could get used to this as a commute to work. You all right there, captain? Yeah, yeah. Just soaking it in. Gorgeous that, isn't it?
You look good for 75, Stavros. You look good for your age. Because I'm working. I'm working every day, 50 years. 50 years on the seas. Yeah. But you don't think of it as a job. For you it's not a job. Everything is cool, you know? I don't know if Stavros is working or having the time of his life. But apparently working just one year past retirement age can put more miles on your clock. Here we go. Right. Now we're fishing. Great bit of hooking. Yeah. Lovely hooking. Here we go. You Okay. you Yeah. Like this. driver me away Let me translate, Christos. You wind, you pull.
Ah. I pull. Okay. Pull. Pull, yeah. Easy, because I have a fish after I leave. Okay, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yanking the guts out of Chris. I thought Chris would be a natural puller. It feels like it's getting heavier. Do you want me to start quoting Jaws lines to you? Yeah, go on. You have a look into a shark's eyes. They're black like a doll's eyes. I'm seeing something. Oh, oh, here we go.
What's that there? Here we go. What's that there? Oh, there's a rock. Woah, what the hell is that? I'VE CAUGHT A ROCK. YOU'VE GOT A ROCK. THAT'S A ROCK. SAFE TO SAY we're not going to need a bigger boat. Stavros gives us a lesson in outer pull. Are you seeing a fish? Oh, I can't yet. See it there? Fishy. BRO! HEY, WOAH! MORE FISHES. I THINK WE'RE SOME WAY OFF A FULL MEAL, BUT Stavros seems happy. Stavros, do you think you'll ever stop fishing?
No. I would die as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. He said he when he stops is when he dies. You see? Yeah. You have a friend. You have a drink. You have a You don't have a meal. No stress. For me, yeah, no stress. But how old do you feel? I don't feel younger, but yeah, I feel good. The catch of the day may be nothing to write home about, but Stavros has left us with plenty of food for thought. That's a lot of water there. Ugh. Right now we're less beach boys, more beach whales. This is difficult, made even harder by me testicles being in me stomach.
Fantastic. Love it. You know what? All these surfing boards that you read about on Instagram are absolutely right. Great exercise. Cheap. It goes on forever. It teaches you patience. Um a lot to be said for that. I think I had about 1 second up and it was glorious. Story of my life, really. Hey. I saw what you were doing there, pal. I knew you were up as well. I loved it. Great exercise.
Very tiring. And I need a kip. They say nappers are less likely to have heart disease. So, wake me up in time. Let's climb. So, you have to go to the right. You have to follow the quick wall. Right. Great start. Great start straight up the wrong foot. I'm not saying anything here. Nice. Yes. You look like a natural climber, pal. Thank you. You do. Where your knee is looking. Yeah. Nice. [clears throat] Bravo. Go on, pal. This is really testing me physical and mental strength.
Go fast. Try it in the holes. Yeah. Nice. You see where the big jugs are. I beg your pardon? You see where the big jugs are. That's where you're going to go. They're big holes there. That's where you have to place your foot, but you have to bring your If you'd have said big jugs at the beginning, I'd have been up here in 2 seconds. Go where your knee is. Let me look. Josh there. Yeah, finish. Yeah, that's the top. Complete. Good work, pal. My word. That is tiring, boys. I'm shattered, but I'm not getting off this mountain without me Tom Cruise moment.
Get lower the quick camera. They'll never know at home. We've We've each other a long while. Man needs to zip down me fly. I need a wee and I can't do anything now. I think that's the only thing more terrifying than climbing this cliff face. Well, I'm halfway up. I want positivity. Absolutely. Not your usual just taking the piss calling me fat. Have I ever? Go a little bit left. Here. It's a little bit to the left.
Yeah, there. It's almost like a vertical game of Twister. Left foot rock. Right hand rock. Right There's nowhere to put my hands here. Now, where do I go? Left foot higher. Left hand. Ah, nice. That's it. Go, go, go. That's it, Chris. You can't see anything. I'm stuck here now. So, I was just thinking as I was going up, I don't want to be here. No, I really don't like it. Sorry. I don't want to be here.
Push with your left foot backwards. Every hand hold was called I don't want to be here. I can't hold on. Yeah, yeah, you can fall. It's I'm I'm here. I don't want to I want to stop this now. Sorry for me. Do I feel youthful? No, I don't. This is taking years off my life. Wait, sorry about that, lads. No, no, that's nice. That's as much as I can do with that. Did you like it? No. No, it's one of the most unpleasant things I've ever done. But I'm glad I've done it.
Okay, you want to come back? Yes, please. Come down. Okay. Thank you. Thank you very much, pal. Thank you very much. Really enjoyed it. Sorry I was rubbish, but it was good fun. Thank you. Cheers. I don't like heights. I have so little interesting in wanting to get up there, but I thought I'd give it a go. I'm very glad I did because sometimes you have to do things to confirm that you shouldn't bother doing them in the first place. That was one of them. It's just not for me at all. Absolutely not for me. Right. Paddy, show me something else I never want to do again.
