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CSGO butt in Roblox. And this time we're only opening crates for knives. Hi, Craner. So, here's the deal. Hi. Whoever gets the highest valued knife wins. Does that sound good? You down? The other person. Yeah, I'm down for that. What? Don't do So, see in the bottom left, you have 200 doll hairs, right? You have $200 hairs. $80 rusty case. I have I got to be honest. I have $86,000 hairs. OH MY GOSH. WOW. WELL, let's just say too many claimed.
Oh, I just claimed I have 86,000, too. I'm putting down a mythic crate. Oh, hey, I got a Ursa's knife. You should come to my side. You should look at what I just unboxed. What did you So, Nico has been playing for a while. Let's see WHAT HE HAS. OH MY GOSH, HE HAS A blood ninj 1.5 billion a second. I think someone gifted me this. What are you doing, Nico? Okay. All right. I got a 1.5 billion now, dude. Question. Question answer.
You open up the crate. Uhhuh. I got a $6 knife. What does that do? How does that give me money? Oh, legendary. $6. But how do you get money from that? You get a knife. You take the knives and then you bring them in the case. Oh, it prints. Are you an idiot dumb face? This is usually my job, idiot. Well, there's one pixel. Okay, I get it. I'm the one that's supposed to be dumb here, not you, Ian. Shmean, why'd you call me Shmeian? That's your name.
Nuh-uh. Well, I'm opening my mythic case. Wait, you got a mythic already? I got a guy that's rose 9,000 a knife. Mine. So, mine is opening in 2 minutes. And I'm just waiting for that cuz I'm not a cheater that spends Robux on things. So, I didn't 14,000 for that. And I definitely didn't just buy double luck, double cash, or double nothing. Okay, that's what I'm doing then. You can't do that. Oh. Wait, why is John Pork calling again? John Pork. John so loud. Why is John? It's me, John Pork. I called you. To wish you good cheer and good health.
Good luck. Thank you, John Pork. I needed that. Thank you, Pork Boy. Why did John It's Welcome. Why did John Pork just call Why? Who is John Pork? They just called us, you know. Wait, you don't you dumb. Oh god. Oh, it is No. Hi, Snook. It's not me. Don't pork. See you. Bye-bye. I don't like him. So, does he just do that sometimes now? Is that a new thing? He just lives. Let him live. More luck.
Oh, I increased my luck on my conveyor belt. Wait, There you are. Corambit. When the heck did I get that knife? Yo, come over to me and look at this. No, you can't. This My whole screen freaked out. I want you to see what it is. How can I actually get it? Okay. What? What it is? This thing appeared and my whole screen went I don't see anything. It's blank for You don't see a croto case? I do not. It's blank for me. How much is it?
4.5 BILLY, DUDE. OH MY. GET TWO of them. I got one. You can't spend Robux. I didn't. So, I don't know. He spent Robux. Conveyor settings. Oh, there's a bunch of cr There's an arsenal crate. A demon frost shadow historical ninja fruit. Oh, there's a ton of different crates. 30,000 for that one. So, this knife gives me 21,000. OH, LOOK AT THAT KNIFE, DUDE. THAT IS SICK. It's a corambit. It's a green cranbit. This one's 9,000. How do we increase our luck? Like, we increase the luck of the conveyor. Oh, 1.5 million for a legendary. Oh, let me sell this. This should give me enough. 1.9 million. Okay, let me buy this. This is a dark.
Okay, this one's ready. Open this one. $345 knife. Okay, that's pretty good. So, I think I can upgrade my luck over here. Base upgrade. Cash boost. Oh, I can increase how much money I get. Cash boost. 1.2. Luck boost. How do you get diamonds? Hey, question. Does anybody know how to get diamonds? No diamonds. Uh, why you are so done, bro? I'm done. I don't even meto. What does that mean? What does I don't even mean to open? Do you see this pet? Ooh, spin. Yeah.
Butterfly knife. Look at this one. Look. I'm going to open this one. This the best one you've ever seen. Ready for this pack opening? Oh, it's got a 8% legendary. Wait, what did you get? Can I have it? This is really good. What are you doing this one? Wait, you can't do that. That one's better. That's cheating. He's cheating again. I'm not cheating. He's shmeing. I'm spinning the wheel. With my bleeding. I have 11 spins. I'm splitting with my meeting, dude.
I don't know what that means. So, what do I do with this? Cuz you can't even rebirth or anything. So, what's the point? You can't rebirth. Oh, I didn't know that. WHAT'S THAT? OH, GUYS, I actually don't know what to do now. I feel like I've done everything. What? I Well, I need a new case, dude. This one is a Okay, let me look at the index. So, there are a bunch of different modifiers. This one's rainbow. I need this. Oh, that's the one I want. Oh my god. Oh, that's the one. 1.3 trillion. I got a bunkai case. But you can't buy it. It's Banai. You know what? I'm going to buy this pro pack. 349 Robux. Is that a lot? I'm going to try. Oh, I got a classic sword.
95,000. HOW DID I get that murder knife? How am I getting these? Can you guys tell? Let me know down in the comment. Like, when did I get these? 39 Robux. I bought this with Robux. Why do I have to buy more Robux to open it? That's sad. Okay, open. 750,000 exclusive. So, we got common, rare, epic, elite, legendary, mythic, secret, limited, exclusive, timeless, godly, soul, fruit, ninja, historical, shadow, frost, demon, arsenal. Arsenal is the best. Got it. Hold on. Wait for this thing to crank out. I want to see what it looks like. That looks so sick. Okay, how much money do I have here? 5.4 6.7 million.
I got 3.2 billion. Okay, more luck. Uh, more luck. Okay. What do you need the diamonds for? Hang. I figured out how to get dur. How' you How'd you get How you get diamonds? Okay. Click the sell button. You got to sell your inventory. Do you see who works there? By the way, I sell my inventory. Look who's working there right now, Ian. Yeah, look who's at work. No, John Park. No wonder he was calling. When you sell your inventory, they give you diamonds.
What? What do you What inventory though? What do you have? Your extra ne Oh, like that you pick up. Yeah. No. You sell your ne. How do you pick up a ne ones that you don't want that are crap? Stop saying ne. Yeah, but how do you sell your ne? No. Stop. You have to remove calling again. Oh, I got you. YOU HEAR ME? OPEN THE DOOR. OH my poor. Why was he dead? Is he getting arrested?
I need your pickup. Oh my gosh. Calm down. Guys, is John Paul okay? I DON'T THINK HE'S OKAY. I don't know. Okay, I'm gonna increase my luck. Just keep increasing my conveyor luck cuz I'm getting a ton of money right now. OH, LOOK AT MY CONVEYOR BELT. That is sick. Oh, bunkai case. Oh, the bunkai 2.5. I can almost get that. By the way, I'm getting 4 million every time I sell for my $75 billion. I just let you know, Ian. I'm doing pretty good. You are not doing that good, idiot. What are you stupid or something? Yeah, I meant it. I know. Wait, bananhammer. That's 40 billion. OG historical. Is historical good? Historical's here. I
need to get to Arsenal. Are there any arsenals? Is it This is Arsenal. Limited Frostborn. 4,000 Robux. You got to hit the LIKE BUTTON. NO. WHY DID I do that? Okay. 1 2 3. Is that 527 trillion? No, that's billion. That's not That's million. That's billion. Oh, why did I do that? Okay, I'm going to put this one way back here in the corner so nobody can see it. Put that one down. Actually, I want to see something. If I go over here and try to sell this to the shop right there. How much is this worth? 42 billion gems. How about the murder knife? How much is this worth? 7,000 gems. And I can come over here and
upgrade. I don't want to do that. Should I sell this one for gems and then upgrade my base a ton and then buy another one? You know what? I'll do that at the end. If you stick around till the end, that's what I'll do. Give me the murder knife. Uh, where do I put the murder knife? 87,000. I'll put that one right here cuz this one's doo dunk, man. Go sell this one. Okay, this is fun. Are you guys having fun?
Yeah, I have 27,000 diamonds. Is that good? I'm understanding it a little bit more now. Why' you say a little bit more? I want to sell my inventory. I'm understanding it A LITTLE BIT MORE. AH, WHY DID it say that? I don't know why billion. I increased my speed. I have 2,000 diamonds in my suit. Anybody want them? 1.5 million. Okay. All right. Okay. Wait, hold on. Is this Yeah. 1 point I want to look at this knife whenever it comes out. Come on. Light it up. Oh, that looks sick, dude. It looks like uh the Frostorn from
World of Warcraft. Is that what that's called? I don't know. All right, let me grab this. Maybe that's why it's called the Frostorn. 21 trillion. Okay. Um, candy and soul baki case 2.5 trillion. Okay. 250. Good evening and welcome. An influencer by the name John Pork has been found dead in the banks of the Colorado River. Pork. Why pork? Wait, I was trying to look at John Pork. There's Pork. There's Porky. Why is he here? He looks alive. That was a little story, bro. We got a little story out of it.
I just noticed something. Yeah. You can upgrade your knives. What? Yeah. You didn't know that? No. Pay. Yeah. Level. Yeah. What do you mean you didn't know? You're kidding, right? Okay. I just went from 500 billion to 7.5 billion. Okay. What? The n the numbers are getting too big. I can't tell which one is worth it. Yeah. They need to put like the 1B and M and T and stuff. This is 30 billion. This is 7.4 trillion. This is irrelevant. I'm going to pick this one up and I'm going to bring this one over here and I'm going to sell it and see how many gems I get. I want to sell
this. How much did I get? 2.4 billion. So, if I sell my inventory, I have 2.4 billion gems. So, now check this out. Let's go to base. Let me sell this. I have uh how much money do I have now? 368 billion or trillion. Okay, this is 7.5 trillion. So if I go over here to upgrade cash boost 7.5 trillion, remember that. And there goes all my money. Let me upgrade my base. What does upgrading my base do? Oh, that just adds more slots. Luck boost. Increase my luck boost. Time boost. Lower my time boost. And then luck boost. Okay, I get it. Sorry, I burped everywhere. 7.4 trillion. Shouldn't that have increased? Or does that not? That only matters whenever you sell. Yeah,
cuz I have cash boost 3.2. How much is this? 59 trillion. Oh my gosh, I just got Okay, so that was only 59 trillion, but I went up like a lot more. Yeah. Yeah, it sold for a lot more because of the upgrades. Okay, I found it. I figured it out. What did you figure out? Nothing. You found Minax, didn't he? Did you find Minmax? I found your mom. TS Max. Oh gosh, that's messed up. GIVE ME SOMETHING.
JOHN IS FOUND ALIVE, ARMED. WAIT, John P was armed. Dangerous. He managed. Why was he Hey guys, somebody adjust the antenna. I think we're lacking on the news. Why is there so much John? Tonight, an update as John Pork is found alive, armed, and dangerous. He managed to fake his death after winning $3 million on a 20-way basketball parlay. An upcoming rapper known as Biggie Cheese is reported to be his first victim. Oh, no. Not Piggy Cheese. Who's going to warn Piggy Cheese?
I don't know. We don't even have Triple T. Where's Triple T? Who is Triple T? Oh, boy. Oh, it's Tung Chung Tung. You don't know big Trip T. No, I guess I didn't. But it's all right. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Oh, John Pog fate his own death after. Okay, I'm going to remove this. Okay, so if I sell this, how much do I get? Sell my inventory. Oh, look how many diamonds I have. Okay, so he faked his death and now he's after the rapper Triple T. No, the rapper Chim Cheese. Yeah. Oh, are you new or something?
Okay, look how much money I'm going to get for this. 8.5 Q. And then I come back over here and I level this up. So, this is giving me 54 trillion. Now 100red trillion. Now 200 trillion. That's actually insane. Is that the best knife in the game? Frost Dark Frost Arsenal. Oh, it's only dark. I could get blue gem. No, I need to get blue gem buster sword. Question answer the thingies, the modifiers. How do you know which ones are the best? We go to your index and then it tells you right there at the bottom. I think maybe you're a dumb idiot.
I'm a dumb idiot. You am $150,000 knife. So, what are you? Uh, so am I. What am I? Something to pick up. Yeah, you got him. Next.5 Billy. No. Why did I buy that? Okay, I need better cases. 1.3 trillion. Okay, I guess the best one I get is the heaven one. Do you get better than that, Ian? No. Mm- How did you get better than that? I feel like you can. Well, I feel like he's lying cuz he always lies to me. I do not lie to you.
You do. Also, how do we win this? Uh, whoever has the highest uh money per second. I GOT A STAR SPEAR. WHAT IS THAT? Is that good? Can I have it? I think it's good. No, it's not. Got him. How much money am I gonna get for this? OH MY GOSH, LOOK HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE. OKAY, this thing is at 500 trillion. It started out at what? How much is it over here? So, it's at 500 trillion. It started out at 500 billion. I'm having fun. But what if you're a floop? What if you're a flip-flop? I don't believe in flip flops. You know this.
I got a diamond sword. What the heck is this? 5.2. That's not as good as this one, though. But what I can do is I can spam upgrade this. Where's my auto clicker? Oh, I found a minmax. No, you didn't. Is this what is this? The minmax that you've been doing? I haven't done any minmax. The diamond sword. Is that the one? Oh, that's how you got that. Diamond sword is only 150k. Yeah, but it gives you money per knife you own.
What is it saying? I'm literally saying what you think I'm saying. Oh, you maxed out level 50's max. Yeah, I didn't know that. Sell. Okay, I'm going to sell this. How many gems do I get? Okay. So annoying, dude. I don't even m I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. HE DOESN'T even mister. I don't even know you, M. What does it mean? What does the wheel mean? I spin the wheel and got a,000 bucks. I spin the What does it mean? What is it saying? Um, so when do you want to compare swords, Ian?
Uh, wo swords. How much is this? Uh, million. Billion. Okay. What are you guys tripping about? I don't know what that number is. Yeah, I don't know what any numbers mean. Yeah, we know. Look at you. Yeah, we know. Look at me. Look at you. Look at me. Okay, that's a lot. Oh, I just got the diamond sword. Wow. Can gribbles can gribble on your pibbles. Yeah, I'm gribbling in you.
Okay, I got a blue gem case. I do. I do have a diamond sword. Minecraft diamond sword. Yeah, bro. You just get it from playing pooling. Ping. Okay. What are you guys saying? I got a blue gem though. What the Did you guys say Poland? I have 2,000 blue gems though. Poland. Why are you guys saying Poland? We're not. Hello. Are you this thing on? 9.2. That goes to 140. How? I don't know how that happens.
Oh crap. Am I Oh, I MAXED IT OUT. OH MY GOSH. OKAY, CRANER. I think I'm ready. You ready? I don't know what else I can do. You want to go now? Big bite. You max. Why is it saying that? Okay. So, what do we How do we do the How do we start? Conveyor settings. Hold on. Come here. Come over here. Come here. I'm coming to you. Come over here. Don't look at anything that I have though. Okay. I'm looking at your conveyor. That's what you want. So, you can delete everything except for you just spawned a limited.
What? I don't understand what it is saying. I don't know. I'm so confused. The conveyor. No, that just gives you the exciting thing for only the ones that you like want. Oh, can you speak Danish? Uh, Parlles Voose French. Okay. So, what do you want me to look at? Okay. Do you want to see here? Look at this. DO YOU WANT THIS? OH, WHAT IS THAT? YOU WANT IT? What is that number? 17,000. That's not good. It's only 17,000. Okay. So, do we want to see who has the most per second? Do you want to go look at Nico and Pat first? Cuz I guarantee you there.
It's me. Just come look at mine first. We know Nico beat me. No, I'm looking at Nico's first. Look at you. We already know what he got. You deserve a point. Uh 159 billion. Wait, is that better than my stuff? That's crazy. Okay. Oh, it is better. So, wait. Nico's at 159 billion. Let's go look at Pat. I think Nico beat me. How did he get that? I beat all you. I'll I'll tell you how he got it after. Hold on. How did you get the mine's only 6 mill?
Dude, you suck, bro. Take this. 17,000. All right, let's go look at Cranger. Yeah, come look at mine. How much is mine? 17 billion. 115 billion or something. I've just got a bunch of the godly stuff. 8 bill? Is that it? His highest is 8 billion. Yeah, I thought I did really by You got beat by How did he get the gun? Uh, he was on a server and some rich guy gave it to him. Yeah, but uh Okay. I can't believe he got the My best is right here. 750,000. This is my best right here. Ooh, that's bad.
Yeah. What else do you have? That's it. That's my best. I'm checking. Oh my. What is this one? You bought one of the OP ones, you little wiener. What? 1.7 million quintilion. I didn't even buy that cuz I was trying to be not. Oh, you know what? Okay. So, look at the money. Press tab. Yeah. You see it? Q. Yeah. 250 on Q. Okay. You want to look at my money? You're broke. Look at my money. 59 billion right now. Look at this. Ready?
Yeah, boys. 6.9 trillion. Hit the like button. Hit the subscribe button. I win. That little flare. What?
