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Hey guys, Amount here and guys, is anyone here? Oh no, not this again. Help me get out of this maze with my new activity book. My new book is filled with over 60 puzzles, games, mazes, and more. See if you can beat me and finish all the mazes. Pre-order now at harpercallins.com. And help me get out of this maze. Please help. There it is. Perfect. Made before everybody else. Let's see. Ooh, diamonds in a way. BACK OFF. IT'S MINE. TOO BAD YOU'RE TOO SLOW TO GET IT. OH, HEY. HEY, WAIT. HEY, SORRY. Got to Where'd you come from? Now, WHERE'S THAT ITEM? HEY, GET OUT OF MY WAY. HEY, BRO. YOU'RE TOO LATE.
YOU'RE LAST. What did we say, Ian? Be good. This is mine. All right. So, what was in the chest, girl? Um, it's a bacon pendant. A bacon. And it doesn't look like bacon. It's bacon. Like bacon powers. Really? You thought bacon was bacon? Oo. It also said something about bonding with somebody. bonded. I call dibs. Oh, maybe at the bottom. Oh, well, good luck. She's just going to pick Aaron. Sorry, man. That's one of the privileges of being the boyfriend, you know. Given me.
Maybe I want you to earn it. Actually, I have earned it. You know, with all those dates and flowers and things. You need to show me how good of friends each of you are. Show me how well you know what son, YOU KNOW, MY HEART. Whoever does the best when my heart wins. All right. Okay, fine. Hey girl, it's me. You better just do hard stuff. Excuse you, Kim, but I'm the best friend. I found I go way back. It should be me.
Guys, guys, if you crowd her, you're going to overwhelm her. It's not going to choose any uh You just want her all to yourself, so she'll give it to you. BUT SO WHAT? THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD PLAN FOR ME. MAYBE SHE'LL CHOOSE ME. OKAY. NO, THAT'S not Jeez. I'm going to go home. Bring her aame or else. Wait, what do you MEAN YOU'RE GOING HOME? WAIT, WAIT, SHE'S GETTING AWAY. GET UP. GET BACK UP NOW. [screaming] COME ON. OKIE DOKIE. NICE. OH, WAIT. Who's Hello, Ian. Hey, baby. Uh, you like wow.
Speechless, huh? Yeah, I totally get it. Uh, but I know the girls like all this romantic stuff, so ready to share that little item with me yet? Oh, NO. GET AWAY FROM HER. SHE'S TAKEN. [screaming] NICE KICK. SWEET. Where'd you learn those moves? Thanks. I've been practicing in the mirror. What's this? AND [screaming] GO. SEE, why would you do that? What do you think? Can you link with me now? Um, you definitely need someone smart and dependable. Plus, I could defend you with a these moves.
Okay. Well, I think it did work to keep people. Look, I even got you some stuff. Uh, red stone, uh, hay, Casey's hair bow, and actually I need that back. Why you even have this? Just a question. Anyway, um these are things you like. You got to get me stuff that I like, you know, in me heart. Morason, but karate. I like karate and jiu-jitsu, but not right now. Okay. What? [screaming] Hey, girl. Fancy finding you here. This is MY HOUSE, GIRL. LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? What is that? A rose in your mouth? Aren't you allergic?
Isn't it obvious? As your bestie, I know the fastest way to your heart. You better not talk about like surgery or something like that cuz I'm not going for that anything like that. Okay. Uh what are you going to do? Oh, I will. Just watch me. Here's the plan. It's girls, baby, which means you, me, and trash reality TV with enough gossip to fill up. That is pretty good. Is she bothering you? Queen. I know you. She's fine. No, I DON'T THINK SO. [screaming] MY GOSH, IAN. NO, NO, NO, NO. [screaming] NOT AGAIN.
WE'RE HAVING A GIRLS MOMENT. OH, WELL, I'm done for girl time if it means you link with me. Do you remember the last time you tried that? [screaming] No. Well, lucky for you, I remember every time you talked to me. See, I even keep a detailed log of all the times I talked to you. It's the highlight of my day. Please give me the item. That's kind of weird, actually. I'm You know, I hate to ask, but why is Kim dead outside in front of your house?
Okay. Wait. They're trying to compete for my heart. Oh, that's what you wanted, wasn't it? Well, don't worry, cuz your boyfriend's here to TAKE CARE OF YOU. [screaming] IT'S GOT A cheeseburger in it. All right. Do I WIN NOW OR I GOT THE NO, NO, [screaming] NO, NO. HE DIDN'T SHARE. WHAT? Why you crying? Oh my. Okay, G, you officially lose. All right, you idiot. YOU MADE HER CRY. DON'T CALL ME AN IDIOT. HEY, BABE. DON'T WORRY. I'll get you another one. You just have to pick me. Okay, stop it. Stop. [screaming] EVERYONE GET OUT. WE GO OUTSIDE OF IT. GUYS, GUYS, don't listen to her.
Oh, I THINK SHE'S READY TO PICK ONE OF US. I AM [screaming] NOT. ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS A STUPID BACON. HOW ABOUT YOU COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE NOT SO DUSTY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY OH, THE WAIT. Where's your roof? Is this EVEN [screaming] my McDonald's meal? Hey, get a girl. Get out here. Dude, YOUR LEG BROKEN. [screaming] That was super broken. They just want my bacon. Can't believe my bacon. Bring all them to the yard and they're like just so mean to me. What the Zane? Is that Zay? OH MY GOSH.
HALF MOUTH. WHAT? HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? You should give me the item because I can make it rain happy. That's If you make it rain cats and they die, I'm so mad. They're like dogs, right? HERE YOU GO. NO, THAT'S EVEN [screaming] WORSE. OH NO, THEY'RE DYING. ZANE. PUPPIES ARE DYING. HANG ON. LET ME JUST GET MORE PUPPY PANCAKES. [screaming] A. DON'T WORRY. They're not falling anymore. They're all dead. Oh, got you.
Well, I was only helping. Besides, the actual key to happiness are these. Put those away. They want the guns. No. Yeah. Uh-huh. Why? Too much man for you. Come on. I'd be much better fit than Aaron. And I don't just mean the bond. Okay. Um, no. I BY THE WAY, MY STICKY HAND on you. Get away. What the What is this? What the rose petals? If this is Kim, she's allergic to roses. So, like, what's going on, Kev? You better not be doing this. You're alert, girl. Oh, girl. There you are. I bet you're allergic. What happened? What's the outfit? Oh, I'm just simply one heck of a butler this evening. That's fine. You don't want to be late for your day.
My dick? What the? You're actually here. Well, if it isn't my girlfriend. Interesting. Oh, I wouldn't say that. We both share one thing in common. We both love you. Yes. Me more than her, though. Just I have a boyfriend and a girlfriend. What? A Yeah. Now sit down. Okay. All right. Now, for today's course, I PRESENT TO YOU. LOOK WHAT I DUDE. REALLY? OH MY GOSH. Am I interrupting something? First, you ate the burger and now you're ruining MY DATE.
WHAT THE HECK? You just pulled out my house. I wanted to give up my present. Um, is it a McDonald's Happy Me? What? What you doing? You step away from her now. You made it. Lord, please me. I have a humble man sharing my love and bulldozer with you. GIVE ME CUTIE. NO. CROSS THE LINE. CUTIES. GET AWAY. YOU'RE DEAD. KIM, HELP ME KILL HIM. TO BE THE BULLDOZER. I'M KILLING MYSELF. MY HOUSE. OH, I GOT FULL CASH. YOU'RE NOT RUNNING AWAY FROM ME.
Super cuties. [screaming] Well, my house may be a wreck, but I still got plenty of food. So, you know what that means? What does it mean? Girl, dinner. [screaming] Okay, girl. To the backyard. I got something for you. I just want my HAPPY MEAL. OH, [screaming] WAIT. This is cool. IS THAT LOVE ISLAND? Oh my gosh. You know, girl. OH, [screaming] IT'S NOW. ARE YOU READY TO unwind and relax? Come on, tell me you love me. I think you really actually do LOVE ME, KIM. I THERE YOU GUYS ARE.
STOP IT. Nice landing. I've been looking all over for you. Okay. Why are you here? Are you okay? I mean, yeah, I'm fine. It What's with the fit? Duh. We're having a girl time now. Get the HECK OUT. EXCUSE YOU, BUT I need to talk to my best friend. Amal, come with me. No, I wanted to watch Love Island and see what happened because I know like sincere was insincere and like all that. Yeah, now if Kim is holding you here against your will, blink twice.
She is not. What? We are in the backyard having a glamp. Okay, glamper. [snorts] Okay, you know, I was going to do this somewhere else, but this works, too. I've been thinking. You know what? Every girl needs A PORTABLE POOL. WHAT? Oh my god. Oh, I think it fit on my head. Well, it was in the way. Ammo, I know what your cortisol wants. You can take this bad boy with you anywhere you want. Mall pool. Dungeoning pool. McDonald's I think you mean corason like Spanish, not corusol. Yeah, I got your corissol right here.
Corissol is like the thing. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, WATCH IT. I KNOW KARATE. A LOT OF SPOTES ON YOUR PATH. GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, CHILL. I think there's a better way to solve this. Okay, I have an idea. Sure. There's a better way to make sure that everything goes. The only tension around here is caused by this dork. You're just mad that I'm the best friend, right? As Mal tell him it's me. NO, IT'S ME. WHAT? STOP IT. WHAT? If you two want to be mad at each other, then let's give you like a timeout.
Okay. Uh, what does that mean? Here. There you go. You take that. No, NO, NO. I'M TAKING THAT. WAIT, LOSER. UH, not exactly. Uh, use a month to time up. Uh, okay. Sure. Anything you want. HOLD ON A SEC. ANYTHING FOR YOU, W MAU. NO. OKAY. SO, now what? You know, I want to bond with you, not this evil edge lord. You guys are fighting this much. And this is your get along chain. Okay, you got to work on that. I'll put up with this if it means you bond with me, AF Mau.
Wait, what? Oh, so you're experienced in this brain. You just work out these feelings and come back when you're less angry. Wait, what's that? A heart. What is this? Let's see. They're coordinates. What? Oh, I think someone was Hey, girl. You're just going to leave me like this? DO YOU THINK I'M ANY HAPPIER HERE? HERE, KIM. TASTE MY KONG FURY. [screaming] HERE THEY GO. WOW. BYE-BYE. OKAY, this should be where I'm at, right? A spot. But now what? Oh, what the Hey, what's here?
Stuff. Come on. I want to show you something. Come here. Oh, show me something. I want to see what that something is. I like the something you got. All right. So, Gareth ate the McDonald's. Remember? Oh my god. And you really didn't like that. Remember you cried? So, I wanted to get you another Happy Meal, but I said, you know what? Why not get her the whole McDonald's? Me. All right. Come on. A [screaming] MINI. [screaming] YEAH, it's cute. And it's not even it, you know, because I got the burger and now you can FINALLY EAT IT.
YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING [screaming] HERE? NO. I about to go. HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PLACE? I MADE THIS COMPLETELY SECRET. OH, I JUST TRAPPED THAT MOUTH. GET OUT OF HERE. WHY? That means I'm more on the way. Okay, Kip. This isn't your McDonald's. You need to go home. Well, hang on a second, tall, smart, and handsome. I'm going to make sure you're treating my bestie. What? I have a McDonald's. Girl, I'm going to use your eyes. Please.
Well, I'll be the judge of that. Let's take a look here. Okay. Pretty good. Double cheese. Make pretty nice job, Aaron. I approve. Thank you. Can you believe organized? I THINK I MESSED UP. Those are not the words I want to hear from you. Not. Wait. Why is he Oh, yeah. He owes me. So, I force him to work here. Dude, YOU'RE W SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING. YEAH, BUT I THINK I REALLY MESSED UP. DUDE, YOU JUST FLIPPED THE BURGERS. THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO DO. [screaming] Oh my go. What the heck did you do?
The fry oil was too hot, SO I PUT ICE IN IT. My boyfriend will die. You idiot. YOU PUT FRIES, NOT ICE IN THE DEEP FRYER. Oh my god. Oh great, dude. Now I have to BUILD A WHOLE ANOTHER MCDONALD'S. SORRY, BABE. I DON'T KNOW IF we have any more Happy Meals. [screaming] Oh no. Don't worry. I CAN BUILD ANOTHER ONE. I'LL DO IT real quick. Real Okay. I can't take it anymore. OKAY, GIRL. DON'T WORRY. TAKE ALL THE BLOCKS OR YOUR FIRE.
You called. Can't do it better. Okay, you can keep telling yourself that, but look. Isn't it beautiful in here? You call me a P Rose. I can't leave it. It's ugly. Listen, Athma, you should be my puppy. So, I can get that beacon pendant now, right? You shaved my dog. A what? Obviously. Uh, come on, Ama. Did you think I was Oh. Oh, no. WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS NOW. GET OUT OF HERE. I'm so sorry. [screaming] YOU say you NEEDED MILK HERE. ANYTHING ELSE you need? I'm clearly the one who LOVES YOU MOST.
WHY ARE YOU in my fridge? Yes, they wait to be a creeper. Jeez, back off. Yeah, these dumb, smelly boys just don't get you. But I do, bestie. I don't know if anybody gets me. You took my fridge food and nobody can use FRONT DOORS. I CAN USE [screaming] IT. DON'T YOU LOVE DOORS? BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I love you. I That's it. Everyone get out of MY HOUSE. SHOOT. I don't have to use this. I thought it WAS ONLY MY CAREER. I'M BACK. This is my first house and now it's turned into gold and everything. I just can't.
Oh, I can fix it. I CAN DO ANYTHING. I CAN DO IT. I'M GREAT AT FIXING THINGS. I'LL DO THINGS I'M GOOD AT. [screaming] YOU GUYS, this has gone on for too long. I'm giving everyone one absolute final chance. Make me something that I love and not you guys. Show this flower. Something that shows how much you know me. The winner is the one who gets bonded. Final chance. You all have 30 minutes. Make it good and go. If somebody gets to PUNCH ANYBODY, IT'S ME. [screaming] THEY ALL BETTER THAN MCDONALD'S.
Are you guys done? Just hold on. I'm heading a little something extra. Well, either get good or you disqualified yourself. Fine. I'm done. Okay. All right. Oh, yeah. Let's see. Thank you for gathering here today. I want great. Show me what you can do. Kim, you first. I'm first. Okay, buckle up cuz this is going to get spicy. Ta. [screaming] Oh, what the You mean like spicy food? I don't get it. What are these books?
OH MY GOD. NO. GUYS, shut up. I don't get it. Okay, girl. Look. Now, I present to you a curious selection of romance novels featuring DADDIES OF THE NIGHT. I'M NOT ALLOWED TO READ THAT ONE. OH, that's right. I don't get it, guys. Where's the food? You guys have no idea what I like. Okay. Thank you, Kim. You did wonderful. This is actually more of a you thing, but I can appreciate it. Okay. Me more then. You're next. Show me. Oh, I'm so glad you asked. If I didn't love you, would I have gone so far as to do this?
What is it? OH MY GOSH. PUPPY. SEE, KIM, this is real life. Hey, you know, pups last forever. These guys got 20 years top. Less with Ian around. Well, at least they're not. And at least they're puppies. I mean, I know it's a lot of responsibility, but my parents will take care of it. Don't worry. 6 out of 10. I'll take it. Barely passing, by the way. Okay, Garrett, let's see what you got. Okay, you're going to love this. You are a queen.
You and no queens, AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT A QUEEN NEEDS. UH, BRITAIN. UH, GOLD. [screaming] GOLD. THE QUEEN NEEDS SHUT UP, IAN. Not any of those, though. You obviously need a throne. That's okay. Cute. I do like this. It's a big chair. Makes me feel like a big girl. Yeah. That's ugly AS HECK. HEY, OFF THE CRATE. NO. THIS TEACHER. OH, OKAY. How about you, Ian? What do you have? You know, only the best thing on the whole server. Just you.
Yeah, everybody dreams that. Uh, I think my eyes are bleeding. I have never was dreaming. HEY, WAIT, YOU GUYS ARE just jealous because you didn't think of this. So, what do you say, AF? The fan art. It's really cute. I think uh Wait, hold on. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CHOOSE AGAIN, ARE YOU? ERIC, excuse me. Where is your gift? That's no fair. Keep on this. Do you not let me? Oh, I have it. Oh, wait. Show me. Oh, I will. But I can't do it here because, you know, it wouldn't fit under a curtain.
Oh my gosh. What? Where's the gift? Where? Hold on your butt if you can't SEE IT. BEHOLD THE SUPER MCDONALD'S. [screaming] I MADE IT BIGGER and even BETTER THAN IT WAS LAST TIME. THIS TIME, no one can make it explode. Gar. See, I know exactly what you want. And if I'm right, which I am, someone's wishing for a HAPPY MEAL RIGHT NOW. THAT'S ALL I WANTED THIS WHOLE EPISODE. LET'S GO GET ONE. HOW BIG DO YOU WANT IT? I WANT THE BIGGEST HAPPY MEAL YOU CAN GIVE ME, PLEASE. OH MY GOD. WAIT, there's one thing I want to do.
I'm sorry, everyone, but he knows me the best. THAT'S RIGHT. MCDONALD'S ALWAYS WINS. NO, YOU HAD no chance. He told you the whole episode. [screaming] Oh, the powers. Wait, is it the same thing? All right. Give me everything you got. Wait. Oh, all of them. That is so cool. All righty, guys. You did wonderful. We got some powers. Maybe we can share, you know. Yeah. Fine. Uh, I mean you could always change it. [screaming] I thought your jiu-jitsu would catch you, but at least he killed one of them.
YOU CAN'T I CAN'T MOVE. OH, HE'S ALIVE. Never mind. Darn it. Wait, do you guys want the bacon? Oh, yeah. You know, it's they're usually like blue and not purple. Oh, car. Remember when you eat that cheeseburger AND EXPLODE IN MY KITCHEN? IT HAPPENED. I REMEMBER.
