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It's Christmas time, SO LET'S EAT $6,700 WORTH OF EXOTIC holiday snacks. And along the way, we're combining only the best tasting snacks to create the ultimate Christmas cookie to give to Santa. Five levels of holiday robe candy. Level one, Airhead Extreme. This is one MEGA LONG SOUR STRIP. LEVEL TWO, SWEET Tart Twisted HOLIDAY PUNCH. THEY LOOK LIKE swirly twirly candy canes. Level three, Mary Berry Punch Twizzlers. Look so pretty. They smell like a Christmas tree. THESE THINGS ARE GROSS. [screaming] LEVEL FOUR. They look like a strip of holiday lights. They're going to be super delicious.
Huh? Level five Santa flavored straw. What the heck? Since I got Santa's name on there, add it to the mix. And if Santa doesn't like my homemade DIY epic flavored cookie, then I'll be forced to eat the most disgusting coal inspired holiday treats that will MAKE MY MOUTH SCREAM IN TERROR. LIMITED EDITION HOLIDAY CHEETOS. First up, snowflakes. Woohoo! To winter wonderland from last year. They stink, but they look pretty. No way. Cheese balls. Woo! Thank you. Chocolate candy cane spoons. I've made chocolate toothbrushes before, BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN A chocolate spoon. You're supposed to stir this in hot water until IT TURNS INTO HOT CHOCOLATE. I'M TOO
IMPATIENT. TIME TO TRY this candy cane spoon. This is so cute. I GOT AN IDEA. ELF ON THE SHELF CEREAL. What the heck, G? Peppermint milk, which I milked from a reindeer. Oh yeah. Too bad these spoons don't work too well. Regular candy canes are pretty lame. So, I purchased the MOST EXOTIC CANDY CANES I COULD FIND IN THE STORE. WE GOT these gummy juicy drop candy canes and BABY BOTTLE POP CANDY CANES. COMMENT DOWN BELOW THE craziest candy cane you've ever seen. FOR ME, IT'S PROBABLY THESE ONES that taste like gravy. If this video gets 2,000 likes, I'll eat it in the next video.
Wa! That's one delicious fat lava syrup. THAT IS AMAZING. TASTES EXACTLY LIKE MY UPCOMING TOOTHPASTE. WATERMELON AND MINT COMBINED. YOU SEE ME EAT GUMMY KRABBY PATTIES LIKE these beautiful pretty patties. But now I officially present the giant oneb Krabby gummy patty. LET'S GIVE THIS BLE A TRY. So delicious. Now I see why Plankton's always trying to seal the secret formula. Limited edition peppermint pie. These are going to be delicious. They're coated in white chocolate and dipped in candy cake. They smell super pepperminty. Better than A CHOCOLATE COVERED PRETZEL. THESE ARE GETTING me in the holiday mood. SANTA WOULD LOVE THEM.
CHEWING on ice cubes will CRACK IT, TOO. HOW ABOUT THESE WARHEAD BLUE RASPBERRY ICE CUBE GUMMIES? TAKE A LOOK AT THOSE GUMMIES. SOUR, SWEET, and fruity. Oh, Kinder Happy Hippos. Look how cute this hippo IS. HIPPOS CAN CRUSH A WATERMELON. But let's see if a human can crush a hippo. It's a crunchy hippo filled with chocolate. So yummy. Santa will definitely love these. That chocolate on my teeth. A Warhead Sour ooze chew. Level up. We got the ooze chew. Sour popping candy. And of course your package sour spray. Let's combine
them together. We got merry cherry and jolly apple. Sour spray ooze watermelon and sour green apple. It's dripping with sour spread. Now that they're nice and sticky, let's coat THEM WITH SOME SOUR POPPER CANDY, WATERMELON GREEN pop raspberry. OH YEAH. THAT was one ooey chewy delicious dessert. WAY TOO SOUR FOR SANTA. RECENTLY, I'VE SEEN A LOT OF people eat peelable gummies. So, I bought some Christmas trees and presents. It smells like green apple with a hit the pine tree. It's chewy and gooey. Time to peel open some gummy presents. Ew. It tastes like a super fake gummy BAG. FUN TO PLAY WITH AND RIP OPEN. PANI. UP NEXT, WE GOT SNOWBALLS.
Oreo snowballs. Pretty locked and loaded. It's a chocolate ball with snow prints all over. And just like an Oreo, it's got chocolate on the outside. WO! IT TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES AND CREAM. THESE ARE SO GOOD. I MIGHT JUST SAVE IT FOR MYSELF. DON'T TELL SANTA. CHOCOLATE SANTA AND ELF ON THE SHELF. I HEARD YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH THESE GUYS, BUT LET'S EAT IT INSTEAD. If you look away, he draw in your face. TRUE STORY. HE DREW ON MY FACE LAST YEAR. [groaning] You're not so tough IN CHOCOLATE FORM, HUH? EAT ME. Delicious and crunchy. You got to be careful NOT TO CLOSE YOUR EYES.
[screaming] SANTA CLAUS. Chocolate Santa. It smells like hot cocoa. Santa would have loved that, BUT I HATE IT ALL. SO, WE CAN'T ADD IT TO THE COOKIE. CHIPS AOY. Hot chocolate cookies. A cookie with hot chocolate in the middle. M all the HOT CHOCOLATE TASTES WITHOUT BURN CHUNK. [screaming] Santa loves hot chocolate AND COOKIES, SO HE'S GOT TO LOVE THESE HOLIDAY push pop gummies. WO! WE GOT IT. Tastes like a merry berry blast. And the white TASTES LIKE A SNOW CONE. COMMENT DOWN BELOW IF I SHOULD MAKE SNOW CONE flavored toothpaste. THAT WOULD BE SO GOOD. GUMMY PUSH POPS ARE GREAT. BUT WHAT ABOUT JUICY DROP POP? LET'S TEST THEM OUT. BLUE, super sour, but it's pretty good. And the red, even better.
The red tastes like Sprite. AND THE BLUE TASTES LIKE SOUR COTTON CANDY. and combine. TASTES LIKE A FRUITY BLACK AND BLAST. DELICIOUS CANDY cane Oreo. This is about to be the most delicious cookie IN THE ENTIRE PLANET. TILL WE MAKE the most epic cookie at the end of this episode. Comment your favorite part of Oreos. The filling or the cookie? It's popular with flavor. Oh yeah, Santa will absolutely love these. Let's add them to the final cookie. SHOW ME ABOMINABLE SNOWMANS.
It's a bunch of abominable snowmans all holding hands together. WHICH FLAVOR LOOKS THE BEST? BLUE RASPBERRY GUAVA, MANGO, passion fruit, or strawberry lime? Cool. They're all hoarding hands. LAST TIME I CHECKED, THE BIBLE SNOWMAN'S ON THE NAUGHTY LIST. THEY'RE NOT GOING IN THE COOK. Santa Pringles. We got original barbecue sour cream. It's the perfect chip. Where's the seasoning? Wo! NOW THAT'S ONE GIANT QUADRUPLE STACK SANDWICH. Not enough flavor for Santa. Giant Tran holiday candy. Milberry gummy busters.
They look like ornaments. M. It's got a crunchy exterior with a gooey center. Now that's what I CALL SOUR CANDY. IT'S GOT EXTRA SOUR POWDER IN THE PACKET. It looks like this sour Santa walked through a citric acid snowstorm. IT'S ABOUT TO BE SUPER SOUR. WOO! THAT'S SOUR. APPROVED FOR SANTA. Crunchy edible holiday emoji. Let's see how Rudolph tastes. Crunchy. Pretty tasty. Let's see what Mr. NUTCRACKER THINKS. YUMMY. It broke the hairs off of his chinny chin. Careful not to crunch down on your presents. Sour Patch Santa. And wo, the Santa GUM IS HERE.
PLEASE DON'T EAT ME. TOO BAD. LET'S ADD SOUR PATCH SANTA'S PRESENT. HE'S GOING TO LOVE IT. KINDER chocolate snowman. Looks like a penguin. Yum. What the heck is this supposed to be? M. Giant lollipop. TINY LOLLIPOPS in the giant lollipop. We got a Christmas tree, Santa flavor, Frosty the Snowman, and a penguin FLAVOR. THOSE LOLLIPOPS ARE SO DELICIOUS. I DIDN'T GET TO SAVE ANY for Santa. Ooey gooey reindeer snot. Oh, [screaming] that looks so gross. M chewy and gooey. I think this reindeer snot looks a little bit frozen. It's kind of moving LIKE SLIME. GIVE IT ANOTHER [screaming] BITE. Don't tell Santa Claus because I think this would
put me on the naughty list. Oh yeah. Before we give Santa his mystery cookie, we need fresh bread. If you've NEVER TRIED BACK LAB, YOU MIGHT NEVER GET TO TRY IT. I'M ABOUT TO STOP SELLING THESE DISCLOSING TABLETS CUZ WE'RE ABOUT TO LAUNCH THE BEST TOOTHPASTE EVER. SO, I'M ABOUT TO BRING FAT Lab disclosing tablets to the lowest price you've ever seen. Head over TO AMAZON OR FACKCLAB.COM TO GET YOURSELF SOME FATLAB DISCLOSING TABLETS BEFORE THEY'RE GONE FOREVER. Fat Lab colors the plaque on your teeth so you know exactly where to brush. I just paid $100 for this Christmas edition Filipino toothpaste. Leading the sleigh, we got this Rudolph toothbrush.
The bristles are so tiny. I like this toothbrush because it glows in the dark. Christmas. This is Dental Digest. Let's keep brushing. This toothpaste tastes like a minty cranberry spice. I need to MAKE SURE MY BREATH IS FRESH FOR SANTA. SO, LET'S TRY OUT this holiday edition the breath. I picked up this toothbrush over at Walmart. Comment down below if you want me to do more TOOTHBRUSH REVIEWS. MINTY FRESH. Let's head over to the North Pole and give Santa his epic mystery cookies and cookie peel. Slap on parchment. PLACE THE COOKIE DOUGH RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE. FLATTEN it out real smooth. Give it that nice satisfying peel. First, LET'S ADD A SOUR PUNCH.
LET'S SNIP THEM UP. PEPPERMINT pocky time. Kinder happy hippo. I know exactly where to put them. Chips a hoy hot chocolate. Sprinkle them around. Next up is the Oreos. Crush and pour. Let's spray the joy ride. Time for the Sour PATCH KIDS. FINAL RESULT LOOKS GREAT. Let's throw it in the oven and watch it bake. Yummy. Looks crispy. With the giant cookie made, let's give it to Santa and see what he thinks. So remember, if I don't like this cookie, you have to eat cold. [screaming] That is a lot of cookie crumbs left over in my beard. It's hanging from my string. Saving this one for later. That cookie was delicious, BOY. THERE WAS A LOT OF sugar in there and I CAN FEEL MY TEETH STARTING TO ROT. YOU'RE GOING ON
THE NAUGHTY LIST. EAT THE COAL. I'M SORRY. Lump of cold bubble gum tastes super chalky. Super dusty. Naughty tic tacs. What type of prank is this? It's literally staining my teeth black. Sour patch kid. COLD GETTING TORTURED OVER HERE. OH. FLOWER. MAKE SURE TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH OR ELSE YOU'LL BE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST.
