Speedrunning the Backrooms Chaos and Trying to Get a Refund

Speedrunning the Backrooms Chaos and Trying to Get a Refund

A group of friends attempts a speedrun through the Backrooms game, encountering glitches, monsters, and hilarious moments. They struggle with in-game voice chat, fall through floors, and try to get a refund after dying repeatedly. The chaotic gameplay includes pool rooms, endless staircases, and a giant snake, leading to a bizarre ending.

Lost in the Backrooms - Speedrun to Refund! | Transcript:

It's you want to turn sound effects way to down. Oh my god. Look at the bruised ass bananas we have. Dude, we look ugly. We didn't iron our suits at all. No, man. What the hell? This [__] is still wet from the washing machine. This sounds like someone threw a [__] boomerang at us. Oh, it's gone. Yeah, it just stopped. How do we use the in-game voice? Our mic. I don't know. Wow, you look so cool when you jump. look so cool.

What the [__] Vame. You are so loud. Wow. But I sound but you sound beautiful. Please stop. You sound as beautiful as the way that guy jumps. Hit V to talk. V. Hello. Oh [__] Hello. Turn your mic input down. Did you turn it? Holy [__] Turn it down. yourself down. Sorry. She sounds like a little kid on Xbox. A shitty ass mic. Guys, we're about to do something we have never done before.

What's that? We're about to enter the back rooms. Oh my god. Without Brian. He's happy. Yeah, this one's literally like back rooms 100 something. So, it's time. Maybe 100th anniversary or something. I don't know. How do we start the game? 100 anniversary. How do we actually 100 years of room? Says press E to open level selection and invite friends. All right. E. Go. All right, guys. We're in the movie. What? He [__] He fell to the floor.

Fall. Are you serious? He fell to the floor. He We're going in. Wow, guys. Welcome to the black rooms. 100 days later. And we're back. Welcome, gentlemen. Welcome. Oh, who be whistling? That was lame. That was so lame. Did you guys hear that whistle? Are you guys hearing that whistle or is that just me? Your mic is [__] loud. Whistle. B microphone. F for flashlight. E to interact. Control to crouch. And left click FOR [screaming] YOU.

[screaming] NO MOVE. HE'S after me. He said no. Like Arnold did. [__] dead. Lou, why is it after me? No. [screaming] God damn it. I had to turn the monsters down. That [__] was so loud. These [__] Who is this? Louis, is this you? Take my body back. What? Oh, can you hear me? Yeah. Snuggle. Okay. All right. This is Louis. This is Louis dead body. How do we save him? Oh, no.

You can't. That means Vanos is probably dead out there somewhere. Save me. No, he's just lonely. THE [screaming] [__] I don't want to die. I don't want to. Okay, we're good. Am I good? Oh, I'm [__] Damn it. Beautiful. Uh, I think it's just a classic L. Oh, look. But if almond water. Oh, yeah. If we find the vent, maybe we can bring them back to life. Okay, let's go. What's this? What's This is looking to go that way because he was trying to [__] with you guys. What the hell? For the door right here.

Oh, yay. I'm alive. Thank you. You saved me. Hey, what's up, guys? If your mic isn't working, press V. Follow me. Whoa. Who's that? Who the hell? Uhoh. Oh my god. Uh-oh. I'm dead. Who's getting chased? I don't think you can outrun these things. Just run. Run away. I don't think we can. I found a door. Over here. Come on. Hey, can you hear me? I'm a ghost. I hear you. Yeah, this is a gay ghost. What the hell is this? What? Why? Fisherman. So, I think this is a dead end. Are you guys ready?

Okay. See you on the other side. Oh [__] He's on the ramp. Actually, he's on the ramp. There's a door to the right. Come here. There's a door to the right over here. The monster just went to the right side of the ramp. Y'all can go with the ramp now. Hold on. Get in. Get him. He's coming. Shut the door. [screaming] YOU [__] son of a [__] Who is this? Who? Whoever this is.

[groaning] Oh my god. He has the key. I got it. Got it. [groaning] You a ho ass [__] YOU [__] LOU, RYAN. SAVE YOURSELF. NO, you did it. Do it. Make sure to every single time anybody dies. This game is so We need to do Discord. This is so [__] broken. Listen, man. This is the last update. Why do our [__] suits look like my ball sack? Going places that no Delirious has gone before.

I hear something. Run, run, run, run. We need don't behind us. Yes, it's behind us. Is my stamina gone? Oh, fuckeroo. I'm going to die. We need to run right as soon as we can. I'm [__] dude. [screaming] I'm dead. Yes. You made it. Yes. Holy [__] Oh yeah. Mhm. Oh my god. Posa, you I can barely hear you. You're so quiet. You could touch his ass. I'll talk in Discord, so it's not so loud.

Touch his ass. Yeah, I'm touching his ass. Just be in Discord. Why? Oh, yeah. He's friendly. Do you back that ass? Are you a big fat woman? Won't you back that ass up? Who was you playing with? Back that ass up. Oh my god. Oh, [__] Come on. He's coming. We can go now. Oh my. Dude, they're chubbed as Y'all can go. It's It's safe. It's not safe. Oh my god. Yo, wait. Who's Who's the one that's up against the table right now? Cuz that one's like getting like in the Oh yeah.

Wait. That's where I died. That's where Oh, wait. Yeah. That's exactly right. You're getting mouth [__] Put the camera angle right behind. Hey, you know what? On the top right, it said had fun. So, I'm having There's one. One more. Okay. Just go around the corner. Just go in the He ate your ass. He ate his ass. He ass. He's coming. He's on your ass. Under table. Oh my god. Oh, they got no I'm giving this game another 30 minutes so I can refund this [__] So many [__] Oh my gosh, [__] They ran away. Y'all could go to the next ONE AT A TABLE.

There's a cup of soda on the top of the table. That stupid. [__] I get it. Watch out. He's behind you. Oh, was it? He was. He's laughing. We're pipe. Oh my god. All right. On the right of the table. You have to sprint this. Oh my jeez. Oh my Oh, THEY'RE [__] COMING. OH MY GOSH. How the hell is the other guy supposed to do it? All right, whoever's in the war pipe, there's a guy at the very end. Careful.

He's on the left side right there. Let me get close first. Crouch, crouch, crouch. I made it. Go. I'm sorry, V. Somebody just got Holy [__] [screaming] What do you mean go? All right, I'm going to wait until you guys are dead. Okay, that was smart. I should have done that. Okay, you should run and then crouch. How the hell does someone Go, go, go, go, go. I'm in. Great job. Watch out. There's a guy waiting. There's a guy waiting in the shadows. He's more on the left side facing the left side. Guys, on the left side. So, if you crouch and stay to the right side, you'll be safe.

Oh, ONE [__] GLITCH TO THE WALL. [screaming] THERE'S A ramp down here, Venos. There's a ramp. You're okay. We did it. Oh my god. We did it. Run behind us. I don't know. I'm not looking. [screaming] We're going all the way down. Please. Please make it. Please. I found a hole. Don't run. Not like I [__] can. Oh, don't run. Okay. Oh, I got dead. Walk. We have to walk, guys. We have to Oh my gosh. Yeah, I was stuck. [__] [screaming] THAT'S [__] I was stuck in the floor all the other times, but yeah.

Oh my god. Go, go, go. This is so epic. Crazy chill, guys. Welcome back. This is one of the games of the year. This is like a speedrun version of the back rooms. They had to make this back rooms game within 24 hours. Do you think the pool room is going to be in the movie? Yes. I don't know. No, I don't think so. Los Angeles. They can't waste water like that. You think the giant snake monster is going to be in here? The giant snake monster. I'm sure it's completely Harry Potter. Yeah. In the Chamber of Secrets. Is this the Chamber of Secrets? Where's Mory Mor? Huh? Where's she at?

Something. I think this is just an aesthetics level. They just wanted to show off all the assets they bought. I mean, with all these viruses on are coming out, we might need to get one of these suits in real life. Yeah, Ebola 2.0 is crazy. This is Oh, I dare someone to jump. Don't do it. Okay. Oh my god. [screaming] That's the wrong way. You jumped the HE DID DIE. He died. You die when you jump. You don't even get the [__] splash. He killed you midair. He died in midair. You see him? Yeah. me. I saw your body go lifeless. Where are we going?

We got to go this way. I'm going. I'm alive. I'm in it. I'm swimming. WEE. SWIM. FOR THE BUSHES. WOW. FLYING, DUDE. I'm dead. No. Hey, try to find your exit. I started going up for some reason. Got me lobster. What is this? Left or right? Left or right, guys. Every time there's a stupid tree with a lad, it feels like we're back in that G mod map. These footsteps are irking me. They sound so stupid.

Sounds like popcorn. It is a tunnel. What is What did we find? What is this? Oh no. Oh my god. See a goddamn thing. I died or something. My screen's just black. Turn around. Oh. Is that a wall? Whoever this is, no clue. Walk straight. He's just standing there menacingly. There's four of them that are doing that. What are you eating? What's next? Popcorn. Someone mentioned popcorn. What type of popcorn?

Gay popcorn. Regular normal popcorn. Where the [__] are you going? I can't see. Wait, you guys are running into each other. Who is that? Who is this? Is that somebody? Who the [__] is this? There's more down there. If you keep going along this wall, there's more. There's three more. I don't like that. That's creepy. It's your guardian angel. I can't see [__] Guardian angel. I can't see anywhere. Oh, there we go.

Oh, you did it. Thank you, Guardian Angel. [__] mod. Oh my god. Go. This is go home. Go bad. This is like Yeah. GM big city. The moon is moving weird, dude. Did you see the moon? The moon was moving crazy. I thought it was just me. Holy hell. Look at it. Where is it? It is. in the sky. Oh my god. I think the moon is crashing. The moon isn't real, guys. The moon is real. Like birds. Birds ain't real. [screaming] EVERY hour here is 7 years back on Earth. All right, come on, guys. Time is moving fast.

Wait a minute. This is literally the picture on my computer cuz I never changed it. It is. This is my desktop screenshot. Look in uh Look in Discord. What the [__] Where's Discord at? Here. Paste. Go back. CLOSE THE DOOR. OH, [__] None of us close the door. Open it. Open the elevator. I'm pressing it. It might be the boss, man. Delirious. This is your [__] Who's downstairs running? Who's No, [screaming] that's me.

He's stuck looking at your desktop, dude. Look at He's admiring it. That's right. Naked man. Please. I'll have the deadline on Tuesday. I'm running. You go under the desk. Oh no. Yeah. Okay. There's a Go to this middle one. You [__] died. Going right here. Wait. I can't get in. There's It's windows right there in the middle. Right here. I'm go through this. Okay. He has to make it. What window? There's the middle. Middle one.

Yeah. Good job. There we go. What the hell? Basting again. Hey, who's that lady? The tea pose. Oh. Oh, she disappeared. There's a generator. How many do we need? Three. There's a generator. Hey, look. There's a generator downstairs in the middle. Like in the middle outside. Are you serious? Oh, there is. How do we get there? Oh, we just jump. [screaming] Oh my god. All right. Feel like you have to go to that side and there's like an elevator down. That's what I'm thinking too.

What? I found a second generator. I found a See if you can like jump over the couch or something. What do you mean? Don't you mean third? No, the second one. We only found two of them. I'm in the elevator. You mean you found a third? Wait, how do you The elevator's working now? Yeah, it opened. The elevator opened. What the [__] You found the third. Let's use it. Oh, all right. Got it. Uh-huh. Okay.

All right. So, the one in the lobby in the middle was a bait to kill yourself. Oh, water. Oh, I found where the water is. We found the water, guys. Oh, we see it. We checked it out over there. Get wet. Oh, [__] No. Glad I'm not there right now. So, it looks like Oh, damn. Looks like most of the water's coming from the top in the blue and everything. That does look nice. So, who's going to jump? We jump in the water.

Oh, you're going to die. You're going to drown. Whatever. Going to drown. I did it. Her body didn't even float or anything. Not even a full death. Just I just disappeared. It was the most useless death ever. Yeah. Maybe all of you guys have to jump in the water with what's You know what? What's it going to hurt? You need to take out the water with me, guys. I jumped in the water. I jumped in the Come on, guys. It didn't feel like I died. I don't know. I didn't feel like there's no bodies. There's no bodies down here. Yeah. Everybody jump in the water.

All right. Everyone jump in the water. See, I was a pioneer. I was a visionary. Oh my god. I did it. Are you [__] KIDDING ME? ARE YOU kidding me? That's crazy. Idiots. No, it's death. I think differently more advanced. No, it's just death. Is that part of the objective? You need to sprint jump it. You got to sprint jump it. I did not. And use your banana toes. There you go. Yeah. Vanas, this is all you. You could do this. You effing the king of death. Actually, there was one guy with autism. He counted how many people won in Death Run, and you've won the most. So, really, that's because we let him. Yeah.

Let him win. I shouldn't be going. I could be death if I wanted to. Oh my god. We get a second chance. Jump. There you go. Don't stop. One banana peel. This is so hard. This is actually the hardest part. Jump. You are just [__] that part. No, man. I'm [__] that Oh, I missed it. I'll show you how you done. I kind of want to take your popcorn. Go, Noble. Go jump. You got this all the way. I believe my black friend.

I believe in you. Oh, he's got He's a goat. Yes. Literal. Yes. Incredible. Be careful. Straight down the middle. Straight down Well, that was easy. At the end, there's a sign that says no diving, so don't dive. Oh, I'm doing it. Dive right down the middle. I actually tried to, but it hit me jumping. Oh, I feel like I could do it from this high. It might be a wrist. Oh my god. He's going to hit the [__] splash. The [__] alien. The alien. We need to get cassettes. on 23 VHS tapes. The librarian is getting angry.

Got one. Why don't I see a [__] counter on Do you see any HUD? I don't see [__] for a HUD. Yeah. Who just blew in someone's ass? What was that? I literally threw my headphones off my body. It was me. Oh my. I thought that was the alien. Where do we go once we have them? Another one. The computer in the middle or you just kind of collect them? You Alien sounds like he's mad. [__] big-headed ass piece of [__] Wait, I'm alive still.

Uh, the computer says how many we have. We have 13. Somebody whistle. Somebody whistle for me. Somebody whistle. Somebody whistle on your ass. He's still kicking you. This is funny. He stopped. THE TABLE RIGHT HERE. WAIT, HE STOPPED. God damn [__] He's loud. That is the biggest table I' ever seeded [__] Ethiopian little [__] Computer. Where's the last one? Get a black hole. Oh, [__] No. Holy [__] I'll get a booty. I'll get it, buddy. You're good. There we go. Oh, the staircase. Jump at the 15th floor.

Isn't this like the endless staircase? How do you know? One. Been we've been on a staircase previously. Are the numbers or we have to just count? Two. Count. Sprint. [__] Sprint. Okay. Damn. I can't sprint. Trust myself to sprint in a circle. Yeah, I can't do it. I'm doing it. You told me you too. You can't walk. You can't fall off. You I feel like it was off by one. The count. Oh, I failed. It was It says it on the wall. It Oh, is that Are they tricking us? Are Yeah. I don't know.

I fell down the middle. Oh, that sucks. [screaming] What happened? We did it. We beat the game. I fell down the middle. Is it over? I don't know. What the [__] is this? Where are we at now? What the [__] IS GOING ON? I'M IN A GLITCH. NO. FALLING TO A GLITCH. WE ARE beyond the black. We're the backwards. Dude, we've beenond. Where am I? WE'RE IN EGYPT. SOMEONE IN Bad ending. In the Bad ending.

OH NO. MY FEET ARE KICKING. NO. LISTEN, MAN. LISTEN. Somebody said you can't fall through the middle. I fell through the middle. Oh, there it is. Is that a dead body over there in the bathroom? Wow. I see a dead body. Wow. Oh, that's in game. Can we return it? Are we still under the return? When I go hover over quit, it says don't leave. I think we had fun friendship time, but doesn't it say? Yeah, don't leave. I'm leaving, dude. Cuz one person fell at the wrong floor. We got the bad ending. I love putting an hour and a half of my time to get [__]

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