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the amount of followers you have got, we can survive anyway. You got like 4 million nearly on Facebook. We're going to be cool. We just need to get some basic supplies here. Yeah. Uh, work out where this camel is. Water need the camel. We got to negotiate to buy a camel first. Oh my god, look at this. This is huge. Smell that incense. It smells amazing. I've just put in a translator. Yeah. I'm looking for a camel. Go on.
Anna Abbath Kjamal. Anna Abbath. Anna Abbath Do we look local? No, we don't. We look like a walking ATM. Excuse me. Uh, ana. No. Aba. Tamel. We need a chamele from animal total sensory overload. This place is completely insane. This is so different to the way chose organic aisle. I bet if you hold on yes. Oh yes. Camels. Smell is not like the incense store. It uh smells it smells local. Listen, we need to find who owns this.
The main thing you're going to have to learn is think before socializing. Do you know who the who owns this? The man. Should you show me Can you show me the man? Excuse me. You own the camel? Yeah. Hello. Salam. So, how do we choose then? That one's pooing. Which one do we want? Hold on. I've got a message. This guy called Joseph's Amazing Camels said he can call us and offer us expert advice. Whoa. I know. We're going to make a quick phone call. Silver play. Do you mind if you just show how many people are watching us just to get the full scariness of what's going on?
Yeah, that's intense. We loud speaker. Joseph. Hello. I can't hear or see anything. Why don't I call him from an old school phone and then we can at least find Go on. Yeah, my mom gave me a pay as you go for a movie. My mom is charged up. That's my mom. That's my mom's old pay as you go. Let's do it. Hi, Joseph. How are you? Very well, thank you. Okay, so we've been asked to transport a camel from A to B. Is there anything we should be looking for in particular?
Right. What you need to do is you need to look for a good looking strong camel. Make sure he's not um not lame in any way. Doesn't limp. One of their front legs has been tied up. I think that's to stop them running away. Yeah. Well, they got one leg tied up. Yeah, that's it. One leg. Make sure there no wounds or swellings or grows on good. Yeah, the legs look good on both of them. Which one are you thinking? This one here on the legs. Get the owner to open his mouth. So, you can look at his mouth and his teeth.
Can we see the teeth, please? Yeah. Look, he's got lovely teeth. Yeah, the teeth look nice and straight. The tallest one also seems to be the healthiest. I think we found our camel, Joseph. Found the camel, Joseph. Yeah. I'm gonna call the camel Nathan. Can I call the camel Nathan? I'm gonna call it Nathan, apparently. All right, let's do it. Thank you so much, my man. Super nice talking to you. Thank you. Byebye. Thank god my mom gave us.
Is he okay to pull? Hey, you're walking into Listen, we should do paper rock scissors for this, man. One, two, three. Oh, you go on three. We're going free. One, two, three. Enjoy your first couple. All safe? Yeah. Come on. I'll I'll help. Be very strong. Yeah. Come this way, Nathan. Nathan, come on. Didn't ask about food. Oh my god. We have to Google camel food. Nathan. Good boy, Nath. Come on, Nathan.
Come on. I thought this was going to be so easy. Just load a camel into a van and drive. but trying to lead an 8-ft tall, incredibly heavy beast with loads of scary, shouty people in the middle of a market. I can only imagine the hells that lie ahead as we attempt to transport this thing across the desert. Nathan, please, Nathan. Seriously, can I do a panel show? I'll make it with the BBC. I promise it'll be original. I don't want to do this anymore. At least we're fitting in. At least we look local. Actually struggling a little bit now. The camel didn't want to do anything. He's uh very strong. Bit crazy.
Oh my god. He's untied the leg. Yes, Nathan. Not too fast. Nathan, you're doing well. Not too fast, Nathan. Yes. I'm already starving. I've got a little bit of water. It's weirdly hot and cold at the same time cuz it's winter in the desert. It's been a tough day. Um we found a tent. Um well, it's like about three or four tents put together actually. U we automatically thought, "Oh god, we're not supposed to be here." Um but once we got talking to them, they invited us in. This was two hours ago. We need to make a move with the cow soon and find a solution. Yeah. Yeah, we do. We're going to take the cow and we're going to make a move now.
They're very, very lovely people, by the way. But we got a little bit, okay, if we leave, I think we're going to offend them. You hear stories of all these peoples and tribes where you sort of welcomed in. But then if you get the etiquette wrong, you can quickly turn the situation nasty. And I just for a second thought something like that was going to happen. This is an amazing opportunity. And we're going to knock it. We're going to get it with grab it by two horns. Uh, two of Helen's horns. Oh, there she is.
There she's just licking her bits. Jio Sappel. Dashiki. Oh my god, this is so cool. I'm trying to hold my breath. Where am I going? Do you have a larger size? I'm panicking in here. Yes. Yours is a skinny. He just done that face. He just done this face. He went, "Hey, where should we sit?" over here. Is that a lizard? What? Is that a lizard? There's a dead lizard next to the carrots. The starter looks excellent. Okay. What do you want me to do? Huh?
Behead the lizard. This for real. You kidding me? You got the best. Oh, the fruit. I'll peel fruit all night. Thank you. Got it, mate. Okay. I'm so sorry. It's gone. Jesus. I'm so sorry. Oh my god. Twist it. Just don't don't look. Don't We're getting there. This is a little bit longer, Oh my god. It's done. Thank you. Yay. Now what? What do I leave there? I'm shaking. God, I got to do more. Let's do it. Okay. Woo. Please help me, dad character.
I think they're laughing at you. Aaron, I'm going to bang a quick tweet out about how to prepare lizard meat. Just go for it. We got like one dot of Wi-Fi. Dude, I've um I've got a message of a butcher we can call back home. I can't even Skype him cuz we don't have the signal by going with it. Hello, Scott. I've got a message that you're the man to call with for strange butchering requests. Listen, mate. Look, the long and short of it is this.
I've got the head off it. What do I do next? It's upside down. It's flat back. It's belly up. Yeah. Just the tip of the knife then. Just under the skin where you cut his head off. Yeah. Oh, under the skin like that. Put your knife on the skin. Put it under the skin. Sit like that. Yeah. Okay. Oh my god. It's like trying to go through the lever of a shoe. I know, mate. Have you done a lizard before? Uh, we don't have much in.
Okay. Yeah, I can see where that's coming from. Oh, hang on. I got a little Hold on. Oh, hang on. Yes. It's tearing. What? He's gone. Budge's cut off. We can't even get a phone call, dude. We're We're doing it. Yes. What's it doing? Moving. Oh my god. What the hell is going on? Seriously, it's moving. I'm going to stop watching it. Aaron, try and skin that and tell me what the hell was that. Tell me you saw I'm really not enjoying this.
Oh, sorry. It's dead. Yeah. This is the divine justice of this country from messing with Reader and his camera. Why do I get the big one? It's cuz I'm the big lad, isn't it? Tuck in. Thank you. Cheers. Shukran. It's actually totally banging. It's just like barbecue chicken. When your dad cooks a barbecue and he gets a bit drunk, he leaves it on for a bit. It's good. It's nice, man. Lizard's good, man. We've made a fire. We slipped out in the stars and we're eating lizard. I can officially say I'm a man.
It's really dark. Like, don't you think we should make a fire now? Yeah, we need to make a fire. I don't really want to go any further in because like the more we're going in, the scarier it looks. I'm really scared of the dark. Like I literally I have to sleep with the light on. It's not a small fear. It's a I don't know why, but I just terrified. I could cry. I don't even know what it is. I'm just scared something's watching me. And like OBVIOUSLY this is ridiculous. I'm so hungry. I'm frozen. I'm not even paranoid about pooing anymore. I'm not cold. We packed head torches, warm clothes. I didn't bring matches. And neither did you.
No. How are we going to start a fire? Well, it can be done. And I know you can rub like six together. There is this one lady that I mean I've got to be honest. I've looked at her videos in the past. Okay. The tours are long. What can I say? And her name is uh her name's Bunny Hunter. So what does she do? She like does extreme sort of survivalism, but she's hot as well. And oh probably makes more sense if I show you this. Watch this. Some may find these images disturbing. Oh, all right. Got my 1650 PSI air rifle. We're going to go squirrel hunting. I mean, for me, this is just about the survival information.
Yeah, of course. She's going in for the kill. Sad really. Oh, yeah. It's horrible. But we need to use her for her skills. She's definitely going to know how to light a fire. So freezing. Like if you take your hand out your glove for one second to use the phone, like you just freeze, don't you? You lose it. You lose. It's gone. There we go. This clearing. Yeah. Everyone good? Do it. How much have we got? Oh, yes.
Hi, Bunny. I'm Russell. Hi, Russell. That's Rosie. Hi. And that's Rose. Hi, Bunny. Y'all look cold. It's freezing. Our primary concern is how to build a fire. And I know that's something you know how to do. What type of supplies do you have there? We've got knives, wood, some tampons. Set it right there. Tampons are extremely flammable. What you want to do is unfurl the edges so that it's puffed out and is easy for the fire to catch on. It'll it'll light up right away. No problem.
All right. So, what about actually making the spark, like generating the spark, Bunny? I see that you have a knife with a magnesium rod, which we call ferro rod here in the States. What you want to do is take the back of the knife and flick it against the magnesium. And this is going to start a spark. All I know is I'm going to be rubbing my ferro rod as hard as I can. So, watch out ladies. E. Thank you, Bunny. Bye. Lifesaver.
Right. Where are the Tammy winnets? That's why I called Tamp. That's what I called them at school. Oh, it's nice. It's It's a nice name. Tammy wuts. I like it. Oh my god. This is the weirdest thing I've ever done. Have you ever had before? Yeah, obviously. Obviously at school you throw them around the playground and they get suspended. This looks like a really bad night out. Yeah. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It works. Oh, you got smoke. That's pretty good.
Use the back of the knife. I got a bigger flame off the back cuz there's more surface area. There we are. Yes. Burn, baby. There's so much heat being generated from that. I can't believe like from a tampon and a sparking knife, I'm warming my hand. I know this essentially, guys, could keep us alive. Thank God for my tampons as well. Um, but I think we should let's do this for real. Yeah, it's our last push before we get there. Let's let's really get on the dog. Let's really try and find food today. Let's really get to the
northern lights and let's finish this. Let's absolutely smash it. Let's do it, guys. Yeah. Nothing more real than my excitement mixed with fear and hunger. Yeah, it's weird cuz even though it's snowy mountains, it feels a little bit less cold up here. I think we just got used to like - 10 or something. I don't think I can ever get used to it to be honest. I'm about to try and do dog sledding for the first time. So, if anyone knows anything about dog commands, do they speak Norwegian?
How do they poo when they're running? It'll be just my luck to finish the day with a poo being kicked in my face. More to report tomorrow. If not, I'll just film my skeleton and post it cuz could you imagine the amount of views that'll get? Skeleton can't self film. Doesn't work. Hello. Hey. We need to get to Sammy Village. We've been walking by foot. We're tired. Yeah, that's me. Ah, right. G hop. So G is right. Jeep hop. G hop. How do you say stop? There's no stop. Stop is here. Okay. We can only go sideways.
Oh, I can smell dog poo. I've missed that smell from home. Oh my god. I've never been weeing real bad. Hello. Hey. Oh, you want me to hold it? Okay. Okay, I've got him. Hello. Don't run away. I've got you. Look how excited they are. Get away. Stay. Excuse me, mate. What's this one's name? You stop now. Come on. No. Rosie, you're rewarding bad. We can't. You can't even hold one. How are we going to control eight?
Guys. Guys, I've lost one. How are we going to get there with seven doors? We're losing light. Come on, kids. Let's roll. Oh my god. What the hell are we about to do? Let's go. Let's go to the Sammy village. G. That's it. GG. Little bit G. Not too much. Oh my god. That is so much fun. Oh my god. This is amazing. Johan. Oh, the view. Oh, this is so beautiful. Oh my god. This is going to get us to the Sammy village so much quicker.
This is the most manly thing I've ever done. Seriously. In 200 m, turn right. Pooing and running. It's pooing and Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's the poop. There's the log. Oh my god. Oh, the brakes. It's under the brake. Oh my god. Now we've stopped. He's not pooing. Can I have a go on the back? Yeah. Would it work? Rose, would you mind two seconds? So I went do it. Okay.
Are you on it, Russell? I'm on it. Look, look, look, look. There's a little peak that looks like Everest. A It's here on the map. It must be it. That's it. There. Sammy Village is just over the hill. Did you see it? Oh my god. We are there, guys. We have made it. We have sledged our way to safety. Well done, Russ. Okay, that's it. I'll send a tweet asking about Sammy people so we can get a bit of cultural information when we get there so we're not complete morons. Okay. Well done guys. High five or Thank you.
