Returning to the First Minecraft Parkour Map I Ever Played

hey what's up guys it's pat and i'm going to be trying my first parkour map i did mess around a little bit in some different parkour maps and i have to say i'm horrible but some of you guys want to see me do one so i'm going to do one hey what's up dudes it's pat and welcome back to another minecraft video and like i told you guys there would be more videos so this is what's happening today this is the brilliant idea that i came up with what we're gonna do is play the first map i ever played in minecraft over eight years ago when i went into this i don't even know how to play i might i kind of did like but i couldn't even like properly like jump and stuff and this is a parkour map first parkour map i've ever

played and it's literally called you're screwed so i'm a little bit nervous about this i just remember dying over and over again but that's not happening today we've been playing for eight years we totally have this if you're confident in me guys definitely smash the like button on this video and also subscribe if you are new to the channel because today we're screwed that's wonderful where are we guaranteed you're screwed smile oh they're so nice no ink face though i'm a little itchy it happens when i'm nervous but we have this i was born for this moment rules no breaking blocks chests or beds must be on peaceful thanks that's oh okay all right whoo could have been uh could have been a close call here all right no creative

fine all right okay no mods no one likes a lousy cheater that's not nice like i'm a wonderful cheater have fun in there and die all right that one's got the wing face i think yeah no wink you don't even have a wink um this is the beginning of death all right so this should be fun guys parkour map i don't think it's super long it's so old it was in 1.2.5 i couldn't even get that version to run anymore so i just played it in whatever version right now because the parkour map that settled it has no redstone or anything anyways so all right i can't fail this or can i try let's see if we can yep i can't feel that all right wonderful okay checkpoint number one i have a feeling i fell in this so much last time okay we got a golden apple

that's very nice of that many secrets down in this water no all right oh so this is okay i get it back in the old days you would uh go to sleep so you'd have to i guess i would go uh time set night give me permission please that is not nice all right let me try that again time set night permission now mom all right thank you all right we're gonna go to bed we're gonna do it the old-fashioned way because that's the way this map was made we're not gonna do spawn point ew all right you're still alive man this is easy all right so this should be so easy really the fire snuck up on me did you see that i didn't fall in literally happened to catch my foot on fire this part doesn't look too bad oh sh oh god i said that and i fell right in okay we're just

gonna not do that again all right two blocks should be simple enough i can't believe it lit me on fire i don't like this mess here okay i don't want my bed to catch fire i want to wake up over there and be on fire it's not a good idea all right three blogs i can do this with my eyes closed which you're gonna see cause i'm gonna close my eyes after i set myself up okay never mind can't do it with my eyes really thought i could do it with my eyes closed i'm a little disappointed i'm actually going to do with my eyes because this time okay all right here we go three two one oh my god okay totally made it because i'm still alive whoop all right there we go checkpoint two soon enough this will stop when they mean stop them in the fire i'm hoping

oh wonderful okay we needed this all right there we go perfect here we go boom i'm not even a look okay i really thought it was gonna be better honestly um i've played it so long ago i honestly don't really remember um checkpoint do i really need to set it still alive looks like you got the brains thank brian's really you got the brian's who is brian and does he have a big brain like me um so we came down from up here i don't see why we'd have to set another checkpoint because literally right there he jumped down whatever this is as far as you go better just give up we got this all right there totally there's a chance i'll mess this up i played my hair for three weeks okay um all right simple i do remember the second area being really difficult

in this map all right let's beast mode it i'm not even gonna stop all right not stopping boom there we go checkpoint four so you have survived the gaps oh my god beware okay troll chess beer i don't believe that snow what happens if you like okay my snow melted that would make sense if you were to put snow and lava that probably would happen i learned new things every day i'm so smart okay let's go to sleep what am i doing did i just type in time set a thousand oh my god where's brian when i need him this is where we got the map name right oh i don't want to fall down there all right so you slip on iso carefully pressing shift after every jump that's all i have to do it's the same as a normal jump if i

my finger almost fell off and went on to control instead of shift that would have been a very big problem okay i hear water must be in the walls or it's a distraction okay there we go last checkpoint okay and we are going to the nether okay here we go time set night once again boom go to sleep pretty happy with everything i'm telling you one thing guys just listen to me while i'm taking a nap the second part of the map is so hard from what i remember it was like torture okay continued death congrats you have finished the tutorial oh my god okay tutorial that's what that was okay random nether portal so do we get a like um uh is there's our chest so that we can like light this up or how we playing this was it lit up in the original version

and is my problem that i had used the newest version of minecraft instead because i could like i said don't use creative but i'm not right now this is totally different i'm just grabbing a nice piece of flint and steel just so that i can make sure that i can head into the nether peacefully and calmly i know this in game mode zero this map i said that weird okay here we go so i think we go into the continued death and not the random nether portal one that would seem weird so let's go i think it's gonna be fine guys i think it's gonna be fine this is where i find it i've completely broke the map nope it worked okay i want to get out of here though what did he say this is such a bad spot it's in like kind of an annoying spot for reading now let's move on to the real

challenge this is your last checkpoint okay so last time i did not realize that a bed blows up in the nether i just started playing minecraft i didn't know oh my god that was just evil wow i'm gonna click it though ah okay i did not think it was actually gonna land on me um i'm fine luckily we have water which should not be used in the nether because i'm an idiot okay i don't even want the bucket anymore go over there i miss the fire that's disappointing i don't want this i'm not a cheater so i think this will probably mess up the map if i die so let's not die here we go moment of truth more like death all right this is going to be a challenge and look at all this lava everywhere guys

so what we got to do is just jump like this if it lights me on fire my feet when i jump over i'm very mad okay so then we just followed obsidian it's very simple oh don't you do that don't talk to fire um there we go okay i'm killing this right now killing it and myself you passed the test of mind on earth now speed okay here we go let's go it's fine oh god i'm not using very good speed right now okay i'm literally gonna kill myself no we're fine okay remember it is unpeaceful you can take a little fire damage i'm peaceful i think i've played a parkour map a piece for a long time oh and remember this is an important moment yolo this is the first time in my life i ever saw the word yolo you only live once i did not know what it meant

a little over eight years ago it just didn't become a thing then i had no idea i was like what is the yolo what does yellow mean is that like they spelled yellow wrong like i don't understand and let's see yolo i don't know what that means uh real challenge six get ready to burn okay this one actually is very hard in this very high chance i'm gonna die by the way um but you know what you say yolo i'm disappointed now where are we going to spawn oh god okay let's calm down it's fine okay the portal's still here we broke the other side of it please bring us to the right place originally i don't think it did okay we're all set this is fine not a problem oh no but the problem is we have to redo these jumps okay we're gonna

quick so there is no way to checkpoint yourself after this so no i'm very sad right now well luckily i started off so well that you guys are very happy with me so you know not clearly there's not a kill count either we don't want to know it's very low these are all edited now anyways i actually completed the map without dying once which is very nice all right we'll take it a little bit slower we can't just speed run through it because um we are awful at this all right here we go okay so like that nice and calm and then over here and then here yes all right it's basically like one more jump because this one's so simple and running down the stairs we got this do not lose on the first jump again i under did the jump a little tiny bit

like it's a mistake anyone could have made all right so we have to jump directly on these oh god i hate fence jumps it's not that bad looking it's not that bad all we have to do is get to the end of this okay here we go let's get closer this time don't be a baby okay nice okay yes i'm so happy right now i hope nothing bad happens okay i don't know why these noises are coming out it's like i'm jumping in real life okay i'm gonna sneeze oh no this is bad watermelon what about okay i think it's going away okay just do not oh my god this is longer than i thought it was oh that was close to falling off the edge okay my hand is oh god my hands hurting my hand oh like here this is a weird spot to hurt um all right i'm kind of getting nervous

now cause a minute so far look how far we made it i can't lose now oh god why is my hand hurting so much carpal tunnel oh that if i fall that's why all right i'm doing good though oh i'm really hating the noises coming out of me right now do we just sprint it sprint jump it like this and land halfway on yeah let's get out of here okay did we beat the map i hope we beat the map did we beat the map do we beat the map that would meet the map we didn't source better this time proceed to your death i have to say i'm impressed but for real now you should not i threw away the stupid flattened steel all right three hours later let's go we're just gonna bring me i'm actually very excited my hand hurts though it's hard work

where are we going is there more to this map i don't know about i'm actually very confused like where like do i go up there what do i go down here what is uh what's that what's the end goal here i'm so confused i literally never did this when i played the first time i'm seeing if anything's out here i see a beautiful sun i'm escaping this map and i'm getting out of here right now i literally have never done this before um this looks so weird i need to see if anything's up here if not we're going down we're going to see if anything's over that glass was that looked weird um oh if i get a baby chicken i'm good luck all right we definitely deserve to win if we get a baby chicken from this egg i really wish there was more than one

can you please like spit more of those out of your butt please that would be nice maybe you give me a baby okay someone give birth come on spit it out no all right i guess we're gonna see what's down there i love you little chickens all right goodbye not even one child for me after all i earned i thought i deserved a meal i didn't mean that i wouldn't eat the children okay so what we have to do is we have to head back down here which is where we came from which is i can't see a thing by the way where did i even come from why can i why am i so blind is it this way where did i come from where's the hole at that's what she said um oh it's right there oh god i'm dying i'm already done it's fine i'll be fine we're gonna live oh god

my checkpoint oh god hurry yes i'm fine okay it's all good so we're gonna go over here i'm gonna see what even did they do i know that they were here the map maker was over here and there was diamonds and they uh put wait if we jump in hold on i'm seeing something here it looks like almost like a door right made of glass i really don't know what i'm doing but i'm intrigued wait this hold on oh so where does this even i'm so confused where does this even come from i wasn't here already was i where wait i'm so confused oh my god i've been trapped i have two ways okay they're right this is where i died was this his house should have taken the prize you're screwed where was i supposed to go okay guys i figured out where we're

actually supposed to spawn in it was right here i don't know why that didn't happen to us but we spawned in the general area congratulations you have finished you're screwed here is your prize life and some diamonds oh yes i want every single one of these even though they won't fit in my inventory i'll eat them i'll swallow them i'll put them wherever they have to go you don't want to know i'm gonna grab all these okay that's as many as i can get we don't need this anymore grabbing that so the question is what is behind uh these doors here right it says want to continue the bonus death go this way so this is where we went just a second ago this is where i came from

um yeah that would have obviously killed all right and i'm showing you guys that we can do this legitly here so then we got to jump over this to huh and that is what brought us down to that hole over there oh my god hidden room you're screwed okay that's not nice look back all right um but am i is there water under it there's not water under it i'm disappointed okay guys we are back and we're very curious what is in this room right here we go life and death i just i'm gonna i'm spawn pointing this time i had to go all the way through the map to get back here um i flew but that's besides the point okay so this one says that one's life do we truly believe that i don't think so let's go i made a mistake all right it was a

simple mistake i thought they were lying and trolling about us apparently life is this way you are so mean i had no idea that was happening i should have looked up before all right i've been killed okay they got me back from beating map i see how it is you're liar like liar lie er liar i don't like that i don't like when people lie to me like that now we're trapped in this room our only choice is to just die again um but we did find everything in the map though really cool map for like a very old one i can't believe i played this so long ago didn't even play it properly i didn't find half of the things i didn't find the end of the map so i'm kind of happy that i played it again i really was not expecting this at all but um

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