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I hope Tim the Tatman reacts to this trailer. Welcome to GTA 6. The epic announcement we've all been waiting for. Next generation graphics. The plot and character development are on a new level. A huge city that stretches endlessly. Updated mechanics. Wow. It's exactly like GTA 6. I guarantee you that. We've been waiting for this [__] for over 11 years. Now, now I'm a mistake. Oh, that's all, man. I am a mistake. Error. Only.But that's what they say when someone tells you're adopted. Sorry, no, but you were a mistake.
Oh, it's a fat guy, no. Oh my god. Yeah, I.Dude, I was thinking about food, and here I am. I'm already eating. Oh God, look at those movements of that man Who made him wear that? Oh, I can be him. Oh my God. You can become me. I can become my stomach. GTA 6. How many times do we have to say this for it to count, huh? Yes. This is a huge map. Oh, that's right. He ran away. I'll make a guess. You are here. I just saw his body. I was.I was here. My perspective on this was incredible, man.
Look at how he moves. Go to the store near your house. It's always open, and.and go to the cash register. Oh my God. Double diesel. Oh my god. He is there. can't believe he's here. What happened to him, man? There are two of them there. What the hell? This nonsense sounds so strange. Devil. It sounds like it's outside my headphones. Oh, really. Is n't it? I'm like: who the hell is in my yard? I'm like: I heard some.
Get out of my.Okay, we're really playing now. Okay, guys. This is the official round of " Oh my god. What is going on here? Why am I stuck? Oh no. I.I'm stuck. It throws me back. I'm stuck too. I feel like I'm stuck in the ground. Why am I stuck? Can you. Walk through textures? No, I can't pass. I Okay, so this card is broken. I'm in Ireland, so maybe Oh, okay. Did your vision get worse when you zoomed in so much?
Not quite. No, not at all. Guys, turn around. Ha? Oh, damn. Look, look. You see his uh, VJ chicken pie. This guy is trying to make content. Lou, huh? Wait, that's not Louis. Who the hell is this? I see an alligator flying in the background. What is this? Like, what the hell are we doing? What does that mean? I saw this damn fat piece of [__] flying through the air here. Yes, it's Godzilla. What are we doing? What are we I just imagine someone reconnecting, like it's been 5 years since they watched one of our videos, and they just immediately turn it off.
It's like, it's like those late, those late seasons of The Office, where every character was, well, literally, like, How it started, how it's going now. Oh my god What is this? Oh my god, dude. Where the hell? Oh, I want to go. I want to go there. Like that? I want that house. Ryan, you're not. You're too big, man. You are too fat. Wait a minute. Oh my God. But I still know. Yes. Wait. You can spin. Spin the wheel. I'm spinning. Don't let them find us. Yes. Come on. Go.
I have a car. Where is your car? Where did they really go? I don't see a casino on this map. My turn. It is near the forest. There was only one place where a casino could be. Oh, what is this? Sudoku. I got super sudoku. Well, I'm glad you spoke up, man. I'm glad everyone went into the tool room and went to the end of the room. OK. There's one near the forest. I lied. you really just fall and die?
Yes. What did you think would happen? Oh my God. Did you hear that squeaking sound? Were you up there? Yes. I heard him. Yes, we were on the roof of a building. No, I am an object. I am also an object. They can't find me. She found a casino. Are we still hunting for items? I just want to be He's just here. I'm trying not to be stupid. I'm trying not to Oh my god. Here's how you can get out.
Devil. Oh my God. You have to speak through a telephone filter. Oh, in the middle of the street, a blue car drove through the middle of the street. 14 seconds. I guess we 're going to the casino again. all the money. Take How the hell did I die from a car? I am playing. Ideally. Did he win? I want to see what he won. What are you doing, pasta? I can't get into the hole. I can't log in Become an object, you fool. Your big dumb ass Kirby can't get in there. I can't climb in there. Jigglypuff ass. I can't climb in there This is literally ammunition. It's all like that inside here.
Aha. And this is that guy's office here. Hey, interesting fact. Did you know that the character here is voiced by the Winnie the Pooh actor? This is cool. Winnie the Pooh. What else is there? Do you need a little bit, or do we both need it? I definitely need to get that yellow box behind that table. I'm stuck, this looks really bad. My neck is so black. I never knew I had a black neck. Just, just get over my I can't, I can't take myself anymore. Evan, where is this?
What is happening? Why do n't you die? Maybe shoot, shoot me in the ass. Oh no. In the ass. I'm tired of, no, you're a [__]. Guys, we sell ammunition. He acts like [__]. We must kill him He's trying to drive me crazy. This will work. Do you even have money to be here? He is not here. Oh my god. He is leaving. He was leaving. He was there. This little [__]. It was in a drawer. Come on. Where did he go? Where did he Devil. Dude, I'm gone. That means he's close, man. This means he is close. That was, that was a clever move, M. I left.
What a [__]. He may be close. He may be far away I can be that close. I can barely see you. I could have been so close. Oh my God. He's got a knife, man. It looks like he has a knife on the damn thing. I could have been so, so close. This could be a [__] [__]. Do Go get yourself a cutlet, bro. Would you like potatoes with this? I don't see any potatoes, man. Give him a spanking, man. We don't have any potatoes. I see it.
How do you want your burger cooked? Medium. Okay, well- done. Always. Well fried, man. Well fried. Well, how do you prepare it if you're not in the kitchen? I am in the kitchen. No, not you. Yes, I am. Oh, what kind of crap? Meat tower. What for? Are you [__] kidding? Wait, what? Evan, do you see this? You are not pasta. Where the hell did you get that? We have 30 more days. 30 minutes. No, you lied. You said it would go all the way to the Final Six. This is no more.
What the hell is going on here? Oh my god, Tyler. Sir, sir, sir, lower your weapon. Sorry. Lower it. I can't throw it away. I can't. I can't Come on. Don't be greedy now. I'm going to How did you kill him? I went to the casino and got on a seduka and then I took this and it blew me away. But where have you been? I came to pick you up. Gay. You can't, you can't go in there, Marcel. You need safety glasses. Eyes and ears, man. Eyes and ears.
Eyes and ears. Don't say it too quickly. Eyes and ears. Eye-opener. Don't say veneers too quickly. Verso. OK. Do you want to buy something else? Do you want to buy I have a speed reduction. Wow. You're robbing a goddamn gun shop. Big mistake, dude Where is Brian? He is so quiet. Oh, look. You can put on those uh safety glasses I was talking about. There's no.Oh, sure.
These are glasses. Yes, wear them. You're a damn [__]. Evan, it's you. I can't, I'll hit you. He is running away. He runs outside. He is inside. Where did he go? Where? He's a goddamn glass. He is so literal. Actually, actually, it's transparent. Nothing you do is a scam. You don't know what gender he is. I like wildness. He could be a straight father, for all you know. He is a transparent father. You don't know what the new lobster burgers are. was my joke. I didn't understand him until they said it was better.
You said it better than us. Good job. Double O Lux and Busters 20. Huge lobster burger. You caught me, Lobster. Mm. I do n't know how I play Jiggly. I play as Puff. He wants lobster. I like playing as the character Jigglypuff. Pasta, put on your glasses over your big eyes. You're like invisible. Yes, you are actually invisible. No, he follows Pasteur. No, I'm not going. I look at Oh, he's walking. He walks. I'm leaving. I just dropped it. I just got a plate. She went to the damn place. Oh, no.
Oh, look. These are our T -shirts. This is very cool. There's Delirious's T-shirt, Scotty's, Noah's, Thomas', Moo's, Evan's, my T-shirt. Everything is here. I haven't even been to that damn store yet. Wait. They're moving faster than us, bro. I know. Look at this. This is some kind of nonsense. To hell with Ireland. Bro, Ireland-completely sucks. . Why don't we use Hamachi like we used to? No, no lie, he's moving. I mean, I won't lie. He said he was n't moving, but he's walking around here and we're [__] interrupting each other. But it doesn't matter. Damn you. Tell me when you're done.
Who is this damn cunning boat? That was bad. Is that you? I don't know how.I don't know the range of this. Do you understand what I mean? Talk about range. I'll just bring I do n't know. Boats are not allowed in the store. I can't bring my boat. I can't park my boat here. I saw terrorists running here. Yes. He's here, dude. I can't even climb these stairs. Look. I ca n't even climb stairs. I couldn't escape even if I wanted to. Look at this. Can you try jumping? Okay, hang on. Don't hang around. I'm fine. I'm You wanted to improve your game. You need to drink milk.
This [__] door just takes me out when you're like, "How are you?" How are you doing? Sounds like something from real life. How are you doing? What Oh, there's a lot of milk here. Better put that milk back in its place. Are you one of them? Warm up. This is warm milk. I'll guess which one of you is Marcelo. I think he's Okay, guess this one. I did n't guess. Next is warm milk.
You can't run away from me OK. I didn't know what to say. You sound cool dude. You sound really cool. You won't escape. Do n't even think about playing with me here. But he left. I just realized I turned around. for his Irish friend. He has already left. Okay. He said, "Yeah, let me know when you're done." Yes, that's harsh. But unfortunately for you, the audience, I am in desperate need of material. So, complete crap. you can hear is him chirping as he runs away. Listen, listen. On my screen, I was desperately trying to move. We go here and there, here and there. And then the video switches to me just crashing into this thing. And then, and then I turn around, and you laugh at me. Good.
Come on, dude. Go. Come on. Internet. Okay. Just go. Just You left. You all left. Why does it say terror Lu? Let him have his way. I miss America. Hey, dude, at least you gave Louis some material for the video. Oh yes. I can't wait for this to never be uploaded. Okay, I pass. just stomping on those who have fallen, and just Let me send my material so people can at least see it. Just give it to me. No, really, don't mind. There's a cactus. How are you? Oh, we're coming here. I have n't even been in this building. Marcelo, run away. You see the pot.
I haven't seen anyone here. I just actually You just stared. I was the AFC, letting you shoot more material so I wouldn't have to run after Terrorizer so much. Where is he? Devil. He takes them all out. This is Jason Bourne, man. He is Jason the Giant. Oh my God. Where did he go? He's on that tiny liner. You'll never find him. You damn [__] That means he's back up, man. No, no, no. I'm on the stairs. I am watching. He's after that thing.
Yes, I got it. Oh my God. Devil. I tried to spin it around. That's right. It flew too far behind the wheel. Well, because. 8 seconds left, man. Someone is spinning there. But let him have his way. No, you're slow. Where did it even land? I like that murder is just up your ass, man. In your ass. Where did it hit? Yeah, right in your damn forehead. Why didn't you join the team, Pasta? Hmm, it left me in observer mode. Press F1 and then Alt + F4 when you select.
I won't do that again. I won't do that. O. Oh, how about this? Oh my God. Gay. Hey, Yen. You are perfect. Thank you. That's so sweet of you. How did you end up below? Whoever it is, step back a little. Move away to No, you need to move away a little further. I moved a little further away. I'm leaving. Go away. I've already gone so far, man. Just a little more. That's it. Go away. Welcome to the armory. We have free ammunition. We have some armor if you want to buy armor. Okay. We have ice outside if you need it.
Mhm. Like in every gun shop. Welcome. Come. Get out. Come outside. You moved, huh? Aha. You left. He knew. Pig. The pig I stepped on you, and you didn't even move. You have ice outside, huh? Where the hell are the rest of them? Here. Who are the "rest"? Uh, Terrorizer. Where are you? Hey, Evan. What kind of crap is this? Terrorizer. He's right there. He's among a bunch of damn cars. He is a machine. He is a cheeseburger. It's a Tesla Roadster.
Look at the Terrorizer's place. What the hell? Where are you, Brian? Give us some hints. I just gave a huge hint. What was the huge clue? Oh. Oh, he heard that. I heard this. It was beep-beep. You could feel it, Marcel. I know. Do you see a watermelon? No. He is not a watermelon. Delirious. Well, man. Come on. Well, because. Delirious. Just not again. You are the one who wants to be emotional. They are clearly in pain.
Hey, Tyler. What? Dude, do trees usually have arms? My God. I don't think they have. Cool, dude. That was sick. I can't. There is nothing there. Devil. I just knew it was perfect there. He disappeared forever. Am I here? Where the hell are you? What the hell? He's seven miles under He's he's now seven miles away on the map. Here. Yes. I did I fix it? No. You were What the hell did I just do? You are in the water under the map. Yes. No. I am. Yes.
Oh. What? I'm stuck. Just No. Climb upstairs. It's 3 seconds and it's all over. Good. Okay, cool. You played well. Well played. Let me tell you, it was a good distraction until time ran out. There are a bunch of cheeseburgers in the swamp. What's inside? Dude, what the hell did I just see? By the way, you can't see anything, boy. I saw the white sphere simply disappear. Here. I will do it. Don't make me do this. I'm making you a fish in water. because I switched from a swamp burger.
Dissipation. Well, man. Where? Where is he? Make it painfully pleasant. Is he down there? Is he [__] skating there? Don't feel the way you should. What the hell, dude? Well, because. I'm at 200. No goddamn slowdown, man. I even had a speed improvement, man. Like, what the hell? Okay, now you're fast. He has ketchup all over his entire stomach. Add ketchup in a minute. Trust me, you guys are awesome. hit.
I killed you. It says that in defeat I killed you. But fix it, damn it, Maker. I lost my damn guns, you stupid pink bastard. This was not my spin again. Dude, he doesn't have a gun. Get away from me, you bastard. No, you don't have a weapon You stinking gambling [__]. Get out of here One guy is unarmed, and the other is pasta. You could have escaped. Yes, I don't have a weapon. You don't move until I get the guns. Beautiful, bro. Yes. Ideally. I'm actually doing pretty well. Now we wait for Tyler to take the rocket launcher to self-destruct.
Sat-shut up. No, he's going to. Are you guys fighting over the wheel? Yes, he is. He has a rocket launcher. Okay, I understand. Step back. Yes. Well, sorry.Oh, I missed it. Congratulations. Oh my God. One more. OK. I'm like: How is this dude not dead yet? Hey, Arcel, come over here and, uh, let's play some games. You stupid [__]. We just need to get rid of the pig. I have 15 HP Brian. 15. Well, hit me 15. Hit me. Beat. Oh. I didn't say 15 years old. I said 15.
Yes. Okay. Let's see. Wait. I can.I can come up with a soda. I can solve this. I Yes. 1 second left. Where was he? This, this is a table without chairs right here in the corner. Just end the video with the words, "I can handle this." Solve this. I could just throw the thing away. You could also, you want to buy some tools. Yes. Maybe you need to find the right tool for the job. Hammer. Hey, no rockets. No rocket launchers in this store. I didn't know you were a rocket scientist.
Okay, I'll do it. I'll shoot it. Brian, don't be angry. Okay, don't be angry. Okay, that didn't work. Okay, now you're allowed into the tool shop. Okay. OK. What do you need? What do you I would like a Phillips screwdriver. Look around. Maybe you'll find it on that shelf over there. Dude, what the hell? Hey, Terz, can I see the menu, please? Do you see the menu? He's up there. No, no, the menu, please.
Hammer time. I am with a hammer. The shadow was on the ground right here. I saw her move. I just couldn't [__] get it. He ran away. Yes. Ping. Steal the king. Damn it, dead. Damn part of it all. Oh, I hate this game. I saw him sneak into this corner right here. I see a quick one. No, I'm afraid to go because I, I'm too lazy. No, he's not here. Why am I so unlucky, man? Where can he be?
Interesting. Wow. Okay, where are you hiding? Forward. He won't run far. What a game. You bastards. No, I saw something on Where did he go? Where did I was literally on the other side of the teleporter, waiting for someone to pop out with the damn I was waiting. Where is he? You have to hit the targets, Brian. You really have to hit it. I have about 200 ping. Where is he? He is at the casino. That's [__]. What is this? This is a shadow. Jump here. Shadow. Bro, I ca n't see anything. Bro, I do n't see anyone.
Are these glasses? Is that him wearing the damn glasses? He is there. He is here. No, it's not him. He is not there. He's after you, bro. My computer is working. He is smoking. I do n't have time. This is an old AMD video card. You shot too high. You have a rocket launcher. Oh, well, that's it. Come on. They're taking the idiot away. This is unfair. I can't keep up with you. You really have to hit. You hit it. Dude, are you out of your mind I'm just, I'm going through textures right now to see you. I don't see. Wait, you're dead.
Why did you? How did you die? It can't be. Oh my God. You won't hit me, friend. You won't hit me. This is not, this is not going to happen. Oh, oh. Oh- oh. Oh, oh. Oh- oh. Oh, oh. Oh my God. I just wanted to, man, I spun that [__] 40 times. Sedoku fell out once You killed Brian with a ping of 300. So I had about 250 HP and 10x the speed because I kept dropping them. Okay, Poss. You know what to do. She has a rocket launcher. What the.What are you looking at? Marcel, she just died after falling off the roof.
I swear to God. I look like a bird. Ascended to heaven. Oh, we love, we love. We love, we love the light.
