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Today in Grand Theft Auto 5, we have a team of RPGs versus a team of armored vehicles. If the vehicle gets shot four times, the armored vehicle explodes. If the driver of the car hits an RPG shooter, well, they're dead, too. The first team to win four rounds is the winner. Me and Craner versus Quubble Cop and Teddy. Let's go. What is this? RPGs versus insurgents. This is no shocker. Wait, Craner. Uh-huh. So, both me and you, we have um basically explosive proof vehicles with a shocker weapon. I don't know what that's supposed to do.
What's a shocker weapon? I have no idea. I've never seen it before. AH, SHOOTING ROCKETS at me. Your car can take four explosions. [screaming] So, you should replace your car if you've been hit three times or two. No car replacing, guys. I'm about to get hit. I'm about to get hit a lot here. Oh my god. They're kind of bad at hitting so far. All right. Oh my god. I think this dumb dead. I THINK DUMB.
CAN WE TAKE dumb out here? Oh my god. Dumb and dumber right now. Sick and dumb. All right. Why are we the dumb team crater? Well, I don't know. They just kind of claim to be the smart ones. Now, I know Jordy is pretty smart, but I mean Teddy seems like a like an idiot. Piggy backing off with him. He's smart. I'm smart. He swapped cars. No, I didn't. Yo, that's his robust color. Black. Dude, I want to be. That would be cool.
I'm actually have to keep I think to be honest. Bubble cup's orange. Craner, you have to land there and hit them. I think Teddy should be brown. Scout this guy. Where do you think he's waited? Brown, right? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Teddy bear is brown. I kind of like that. Oh yeah, Teddy Bear is brown. Oh, Teddy Bear is brown. Don't you mean Teddy is brown?
I don't know him. And the curry I eat. Teddy's, dude. I'm the type. And Teddy, what color is your poop? Um, gold. 24K. 24 karat magic in my Oh, he's so dead. You thought this was a flipping James Gordon sing along. You thought this was carpool karaoke. You need a little bit more speed than that, bro. You know what I mean with that, bro? Needs a bit more intelligence, bro. Probably got a new car. Wait, wait, wait. Don't tell Craner to get more speed. Yeah. No, I don't want to relapse like that, Jelly. Come on.
I don't mean it like that. [groaning] I never did speed, by the way. Uh, that's propaganda. That's propaganda read by the subreddit. Who made that? Who made THAT SICK RUMOR UP? I TOLD YOU TO REPLACE YOUR CAR, you dummy. Well, there was a rule that we weren't supposed to replace our car. So, I did it. I only did it once. You don't want to double back and do it twice. She said, Titty, let's go. Round two. Okay, so now where are the rocket guys?
Yes. And I can see there's a spot for a homing launcher. That's interesting. Titty, the strategy is that we just go and kill them. That is the strategy. [snorts] So easy, bro. It's Wait, I can just be in here and they can't get me. Jelly, look. All right, let's go. Oh, yeah. It's a crater in a box. He's cheating already. Yeah, he's cheating already. Oh, I'm about to send him back to Minecraft. I was going to say he's a rookie. I knew he's going to die. I'm dead. I'm so dead. I thought I could shoot out of the Jelly.
You're actually gonna do it. Oh no. He's got to come out of the car and beat your ass. Well, what do you want me to do? I'm going to squish him in midair. Wa. Good job, Jelly. Oh, let's go. If you shoot, you're dead. No, no, no. Jelly, you are carrying me right now. I am. And you're heavy, buddy. Come on, Papa. Jelly, you got this. Jordy, wait. There's cars. I won't do that again. Okay, that was like a small cheat. That was fair. That was not fair. That It's fair cuz I blew myself up so I can tell you.
I lost a member, you know. Okay. But that's a safe spot. I mean, we just can't do anything while you're there. He's got a homing launcher now, too. Hey, what's up, homie? Homie launcher. Come on. You so got this. Shoot him. You so got this. Careful. Stay close. ONE SHOT. YOU DEAD. WHAT DO YOU GOT TO DO NOW, JELLY? You can't shoot him. Don't move. Just don't move. You're good. Come on, Craner. I mean, Teddy, you call me Craner.
Come on, bro. Are you insulting my level of intelligence right now? You just offended both of us, dude. He killed himself, too. Did I lose or did I win? No, you win. Actually, it said I lost as well. I think we won. A draw. We won. We got one win. All right. Good. All right. Team Robust, which is us versus team nink and poop, which is Craner and Jelly. HELL YEAH. I STILL DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT that means. And what if it's like something offensive? Be robust in the chat.
Well, it's not Dutch. It's not Danish. So, I learned it from PewDiePie. I think it's it's a cute little word, you know? It sounds like PewDiePie teaching you slurs. It can't be good, right? Oh, no. All right. So, take the ramp at an angle, Craner. That way you have like more platform to land on essentially. Yeah. Good. That's not how you do it. All right. Build. Okay. That was embarrassing. Jelly. All right. Crater. All right. Let's do this together.
Yeah. Let's combine our IQ, Jelly. And let's do this. Yeah. The lack of mental fortitude for them is just like All right. Together. With a combined IQ of 71. I'm just going to get dealing with these guys. Yes. Directly. Yes. Little direct. I'm coming. NO. FOCUS and then they're done. Stinky's dead. Damn it. Stinky's dead. Now we just got to get smelly. Bro, you are literally smelly. So lame, dude. Y some great names for dogs, by the way.
Bro called us stinky and smelly. So what do we call you guys? We smell great. We smell like roses. Oh man. Jelly, you got on. All right. No, no, no, no, no. Jelly, this is bad. Jelly, they're working [screaming] TOGETHER REALLY WELL. LIE. I GOT YOU. WHAT? THERE YOU GO. I got to admit, they have amazing teamwork, Jelly. I don't know what it is. I know. Why are they so good? Why are you so bad?
I'M OVER HERE GIVING YOU COMPLIMENTS. You be nice. Okay. All right, Jelly. We combine. Take my head. And we're we're putting our heads together. We need to strike at the same time. I don't want your head. I'm going to give you head, Jelly, whether you like it or not. Jelly, we're giving each other head. We got to do it now. All right. What? We've got to give each other head. Relax, Craner. I need you to calm down. We're stinky and smelly. Remember?
I'll go to stinky smelly. Which one is which? Am I stinky? Let's go. You got it. Jelly is one more. NO. [screaming] TOO QUICK. THAT'S ONE. SAY WHAT? LAMEO. YEAH. SAY WHAT? Uh. Say what? Say what, idiot. Continue. I don't want to say it. I can smell jelly through the screen, bro. Morning. Oh my go swap cars. I shower in the evenings. Usually it's just better. You go clean the bed. Morning person. Uh yeah. I like morning showers the most. Yeah. Evening showers are for layos.
Really? I don't know. Yeah, cuz you wake up in the morning. You're like, "Ooh, nice. I got to do my hair. Yeah, but I keep my bed clean. You know what I'm saying? I know you don't, you dirty little sucker. I know what you get up to. I know what you get UP TO IN THERE. Oh my goodness. Is that a smoker's cough jelly? Jesus. Yeah, he's been I don't do that. Whoa. Double hit midair. NO, [screaming] GET HIM. GET THE SHOT HIS OWN TEAMMATE. [screaming] I'm alive. Swap car. SWAP CALL.
JELLY, [screaming] YOU GOT I'M ALIVE. HOMIE. He's one shot. Homing. Get out of here with your homie. All right. That was close, bro. Oh my. You know what? Smelly kind of lip names. I can't even lie. I can't stand the smell. Take them out right now. Did you shower this morning? Yo, you know what, Jelly? for the next challenge. If we lose, we got to rename myself Stinky and Smelly for like a week.
Come on. That's how we do it, Jelly. That's how we do it. Oh, they missed. They missed so bad. Go for the weak one first. Go for the Who's that? That's Jelly. He's going after you, Almost got you, Crer. Uhhuh. No, you didn't. We didn't. Stinky and smelly forever. I really like those names for us. I do too. I like being called Stinky. I feel like it's very hard to win as the insurgents, isn't it? It's not. We're going to prove that Stinky and Smelly are the best at throwing the insurgent on their belly. Hell yeah. That was so lame. After this, I'm throwing you in the shower.
Throwing me in the shower. You need a bath, buddy. Oh, please. Please bathe me, bro. Hi, Cup. One shot. Oh, no. Oh, he's hit me. JUST LIKE THAT. NO, NO, NO. You smell so bad. I died. Oh, man. Insta death. That's an insta Oh, that was good. That was really good. Now we got to win this. Mhm. Damn, Jelly. You sure? Good job. Hell yeah, buddy. You ain't calling me stinky or smelly. Who's stinky and who's smelly?
I think you're smelly cuz it rhymes with jelly and I'm stinky, I guess. Oh, yeah. Would you rather stink or smell? I guess stink is worse, right? I think stink is worse. Yeah, cuz you can also smell good. You can't stink good. Yeah, smelly is kind of a negative way of saying it, though. Yeah, I don't appreciate that kind of lingo. [clears throat] Uh-huh. We got this. Yo, Jelly, can you stop smoking blood, dude?
All right, I'm going to run over smelly jelly. I'm running over smelly jelly. Listen, Jelly just lights a fat cigar before every recording, dude. Smelly jelly. I don't smell bit of a get irritation because of his screaming, I would assume. I think so. It's the cigar collection. Smelly jelly got a big belly. Hit him in the air. Yeah. Hit him. I NEED BACKUP. I ALMOST SQUISHED HIM. I NEED BACKUP. HE GOT RAN OVER. I THINK ONE MORE ON GB.
JELLY, GET HIM. SWIPE. QUB. Swap calls. Jelly. Yes. [screaming] Good job. Good job, Jel. Okay. I got this for us. All you got to do now is get that sucker out of here. All right. That's right. Oh, you killed Stinky. It's just smelly jelly left. You got it. You Now it's a guy named after a goddamn teddy bear. That's Let's do this. And he thinks he's cool. Better than a guy named after a crane. That's not where I got the name. Okay. Qu. Yeah, there you go. Try removing that, you idiot. Oh, that's a step too far.
I'm a crazy teddy bear. Uh, that's a monkey sound, silly. Oh, yeah. Come on. You got it. I'm going to squish him. I'm going to Just like that. You got it. Flip it. Just drive there. Missed. He's not going to be fast enough. He's not going to be Oh, look at him. He's got stuffy little legs, but they are quick. Can't see you. Just get out. Get the RPG and shoot him. WHAT DO YOU GOT TO DO NOW, BUDDY? WHAT DO YOU GOT TO DO NOW? Get the RPG and shoot him.
Wait. Jelly. Z. And smelly jelly. Everyone. L. Smelly jelly in the chat. L. Smelly jelly. Jesus Christ. He's glitching ON MY SCREEN. WHAT? [screaming] HE GLITCHED ON MY SCREEN. TELEPORTING. Get wrecked, Teddy. You smell so bad. Oh, you craner. Stinky smelly. Leave it in the chat. Stinky and smelly forever. [clears throat] That was an OP play. Yo, what's our group called? Aroma. I like that. Let's go.
