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First things first, on tonight's show, we have rapper, singer, songwriter, and the best dude on the planet, Post Malone. - And. we're punishing him. - No! Second thing is, you lost. Oh, come on, man. Q today you're going to be a parking garage attendant, returning cars to their owners. And don't worry, buddy, I mean, nothing happened to any of their cars. But if it did, you're the one held responsible. You can't mess with- Well, I mean, we're in the garage and there's $100K cars right behind us.
We're not messing with people's. cars. - No, we're not. You are. - We're not. You are. Don't be so good at this so fast. What's the matter with you? All right, Q. Today, we're at Little Man parking for your punishment. How you feeling, buddy? I. no, I don't feel good. Post is going to be on staff with you, but he's going to be helping us to basically stoke the flames. So Post, how old are you, buddy?
I'm 27, I think. And we've been on the air 12 years. Which means. - Yeah, fifteen? - fifteen, probably. - Fifteen! - Yeah, yeah. Have you been watching the whole time? Yes, sir. Ooh. I've seen, I've seen every season. What! Are you serious? Yeah. And you want to come here and hurt your old pal, B.Q.? You've been very naughty, Q. All right, let's do this. Here we go.
Hello? Hi, how are you doing? Good. All right, these people are picking up the car, and that means that it's showtime for Postie. No, no, no. Post, go take your position, buddy. Oh my God. What's about to happen? The car has been secretly brought up to our floor. We're gonna have our way with it and send it back down with Post. That's right. Get ready for this, Q. All right, Q. Here comes the car.
Okay- this is probably you. Look at the car. The car is hotboxed. Post just come out of the car, be coughing a little bit and be like, I would give it 5 to 10 if you don't want the contact high. All right. Good. Yes. What happened? Boss, thanks for letting me smoke that up in there, man. About 5 to 10, if you guys don't want the contact. Contact high. Wait a second. Smoke in my car, like that! All right, Q. Let's see you explain this. That was my call. Because the cops are still busting chops about all that stuff. - Oh, but, I'm allergic to this.
Oh, really? - Yeah. - Oh. What are you allergic to? - The tobacco. It's the. - Oh, don't worry about that. It's not tobacco. - Who is the manager? - Oh, I'm the- I'm the manager. - You're the manager? - I'm the manager. I want Corporate's number. Uh-oh. Post, come out and bring Q, Febreze. Thank you. Okay, I'm so sorry. I'll bless this out with Febreze. - No, I want Corporate's number. - No, no, no. But Febreeze neutralizes on contact.
Oh, yeah, that's right in your face. I could see how you'd be upset by that. How long was he in here? Well, usually the Smoke A Bone is about five minutes. Let's knock it off that s**t. I'm not in the mood to hear it. Post, can you bring out the coupon for a dollar-off the next visit. - But this is for you guys. - I don't want that. Uh-oh, Q. Oh, here you go! You're all set. Here you go. So, this is a dollar-off your next visit.
This is awful. What can you do with that dollar-off and stick the air freshener? What is that? Post, go back and sit in the car and be like, I just want to get the last little bit of it that's in here. Do you mind if I get the last little bit that's left in there? Get it- Get it out of the car! Jeez! - All right. All right, he'll go in there. He'll suck out the rest. Q, they absolutely hate you. Get out of the car. Get him out of the f***ing car! You gotta- you should get out of the car.
Okay. Thank you so much. This is crazy. All right. Here we go. You guys are picking up car? - Yeah, picking up, the white Jeep Grand Cherokee. - White, white Jeep Grand Cherokee. Oh, the white jeep? Oh, oh. the white Jeep? All right, Q, here comes the car. A thing kind of happened. I gotta show you something out of the trunk. I mean, it's. Here, I'll show you. I'm just gonna take this one out of here. - All right. - Oh my God! What is that? - Why did you put it in the car? - Yeah, why is it in there? Because it was ridiculous to leave him in the street.
Well, it happened-. It was ridiculous to leave him in the street. Why would you put it in the car? You guys got scrubs on. I thought you guys could save him. Oh. All right, I'm sorry. You guys have the scrubs on, I thought that you guys. No, we're dental students. - Oh, dental students. - Yeah. Okay, listen. Understood, I totally apologize. All right. You ready, bud? Okay. Yes, sir.
Go handle, go handle your business. - I'm ready, I'm ready, I' ready. Post, Febreze the s**t out of the car. Uh, I got this. No, don't touch it! Don't touch it anymore! Don't- I got you guys. It's fine. - Wait, oh my God. No, it's fine. - That's not gonna fix it. It neutralizes on contact, this stuff, though. Post and Q, lift it up and get it into the back seat. All right, all right. So we're moving this to the back seat.
Okay. All right, just-. I don't know where. - Do not! I guess this is the- - Put it in, put it in, Put it in that. - I know, but this - I need to put it down. I need, I need to change right now. Post, keep Febrezing, keep Febrezing. The Febreze isn't gonna work. Guys, get it out. It's gross! - Oh, no! - That's great, that's fine, that's great.
I don't know, this is insane. Post, say we do accept tips, by the way. We do accept tips. There's no tip. This jobs is f***ing bullshit! It's my first day. All right, Q, last one. Going home, done work? Yeah, exactly. I need to get up early and leave. Say, Oh, if you gotta leave early, let me get my groceries out of your car. Yeah, you can stop right there. Because if you're gonna leave early, I just gotta- Q, you gotta say it. It's a punishment.
I just need to get my groceries out of your car. Yeah, okay. I don't think he believes you yet. Oh my God. Yeah, let's just get these out. I'll just put these over there. Yeah, I'll get it. Can you just help me out? Yeah, just grab those. I'll put them right here. Oh, okay. Great, thank you. He's helping! All right, Post, get out of here. Go get him. I think that's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I got flowers for the mud.
Q, can you grab the fireworks out of the backseat for me? Yeah, and the fire- You traveled across state lines to get fireworks. The fireworks, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got the fireworks, too. Oh, Q, here comes Post. Boss, did you show him? Did you show him this? - What that? - Did you show him this? Uh-oh, Q. I- I did not show him this. Thank you very much. You piece of s**t. You got a ticket?
Yeah. Oh, yeah. So, uh, so the thing is, uh. When I went to get the fireworks, I parked the car a little bit too long, and they gave me a ticket. Which is on your car and your license plate and stuff like that. Yeah, $40. But you know what the good thing is? That's no points on your license. - So, who's going to pay this? He's paying Q. Yeah, you're gonna- Yeah, you got to pay that. Because if you do that, that they- what they do is, they put fees and uh.
Perfect, perfect, perfect. Here's the turn. Yeah, I don't think you should have done that, boss. You used my car, which is illegal. You get a ticket, and I'm gonna pay? Sir, it was not me. It was- it was my boss here, sir. I just- I just work here. I need to call the cops. - I wasn't expecting that. - Yeah. I didn't- You don't have to call the cops. If you have an accident, you kill someone. I'm responsible.
- I need to make that call. - Oh, I didn't kill no one. Who knows? We need to call the cops, we need a lawsuit here. I'll take care of it. Q, The fireworks here worth, $60, I'll give them to you and you just give me 20 bucks. Well, well, he's calling the cops, guys. The punishment is over if you say it. All right, the fireworks are worth $60, I'll give it to you, you just give me $20 and we're all set.
- You fix this. I gotta fix it! - You fix it! - You fix it! You're over here telling the guy. What is the matter with you?! He's on the phone with the cops. Get him off the phone. Get ready to bail Post Malone and Q out of jail. Not me. - Don't sign me up this on me. - You're going down for this. - No, no, no. - You're going down for this one. Q's going to jail. He started off helping you remove the groceries, and he ended with calling the cops. And I think that is a success.
Do we need to still be here for this or is this over? I think we can book it? You think we can book it? I think we should just get out of here. Why don't we just get out? Let me get my phone. Good job, Post. Good job, Post, everybody. Good job, buddy.
