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Hey girl. You want TO VISIT HERE? HEY FOLKS, come on in. I'm going to show you some of the beautiful fabulous objects I've collected over the years. There's a lot of them. Come on. These are my bags. You know what I mean? Like these are my bags. This is like some stiff leather and that is cracking. I have worn these bags more than any other bags I've ever owned in my entire life. These I'm like emotionally attached to these two bags. They've been everywhere with me. This is a gorgeous Comme des Garçons Comme des I can never say it right and then I'm going to get roasted and I'm on Vogue.
No. This green is a neutral in a way that it just it breathes life into every outfit I wear with. This I bought at the airport. I was a little early for my flight out of Charles de Gaulle in Paris. I was like, let me just pop into the Prada store. Like I'm bored, whatever. Saw this. This is something I will not hand down to my children because it's mine. Yeah. Babies are not touching this. Nope. And when I die, bury me with this. I don't want my kids to have it then either.
Even when I'm dead. This is not a family heirloom. This is mine. This is mommy's forever. Okay. Ooh. Speaking of another thing mommy's being buried in, these. If something happens to these, I don't want to think about it. You shouldn't think about it. None of us should think about it. Those are what some people that's what my therapist calls scary thoughts. I wear them almost every day. I love them. I mean, look. [snorts] They're just so good. My favorite shoes. I did just wear these in San Francisco, where I walked like 20,000 steps a day, and I have horrible shin splints. The shin splints are really bad, but these are truly amazing.
They look good with everything. This is a Tabby. I've walked miles in these. I think I bought these in Paris, and I proceeded to then wear them every day after I bought them. They're in really bad shape, but they're so comfortable now. I'm going to have to figure out a solution Like these are not going to last that much longer. I need to figure something out. Actually, I do have a backup pair, but they're not broken in yet, and I don't like them the same. There's something about these. Anyway, let's go over here. The gallery wall. So, the story behind this is that I did this shoe this video shoot, and we wanted to have a self-portrait of me painted on the wall. We didn't even end up really using it, but it got framed
and everything, so I was like, "You know, let's let's hang her up." But, I absolutely hate it. Like I need to go to a gallery. I need to go antique shopping. I need to go somewhere and find something else. You know what? I do like the eyes. Yeah, the eyes actually are fantastic. It's the lip Like the lips are just I messed them up. It's horrible. Uh let's talk about something a little bit, you know, something that breathes a little bit more life into me. This! I love this! I got this at an antique store in Los Angeles. This is balancing humor and aesthetic. And what a cute little butt.
Even got a little back dimple going on. I wonder if they put that there if that was like a defect in the wood. Hold on, what's on the back? Y'all can blur this. There's like nude portraits of some women on the back. But on the But here it's just the butt. This is like silly and cute. So, I'm glad the artist was like, "I'm just going to commit to this." Let's move to Grandma's paintings, okay? These two here are family heirlooms and I don't have many heirlooms that go back like multiple generations. They were recently passed down to me. And I think my favorite thing about these is that I actually would probably have
chosen these out of a bunch myself. Like this goes hand in hand with my style. Maybe taste and art is a little bit genetic. Love you, Grandma. Maybe I'll try to Ouija board her later. And be like, wait. Like let's hang, girl. We're kind of similar. Um so I'll I'll let y'all know how that goes in the next vlog video. Let me take you to my drum set. Okay, a drum kit. I don't really know what the cool kids call it. Well, the story of the drums and me is that I went home to visit my dad at my childhood home a few years ago and my dad makes music. I walked into my
childhood bedroom and a drum kit exactly like this was in my childhood bedroom. Dad, dude, I can't even like walk to my bed. The drum kit's in my room. He's like, you got to sit down and you got to try it. And it was like every time I was walking to my bed, you know, I had to like around the drum kit to get to my bed. And so I would like end up sitting at it and then I kind of became obsessed and I was like, wait, this is kind of fun. And I've been practicing. And I'm making some improvements. HI.
Something I keep in my kitchen. But I have some other cool knickknacks in here. Let me show you. One of my favorite vintage finds of all time. I believe I got this at a flea market. Could have also been an antique shop. I think I've gone on an antique shopping trip with probably everybody in my life. My best friends, check. My mom, check. Every guy I've ever dated, check. My sponge. It has a cute little house. See, this is the type of stuff that just brings me a lot of joy. Like, this is a very helpful, functional item,
but it's also really cute. Ooh, and both sides are different. So, I can like I don't know. Be like, I want this side out today. I've never done that, but I could in theory. Useful and cute. That is the recipe to fabulous home decor. Uh, can I sit here? Okay, thank you. [snorts] She told me she wants to be called Emma, which I thought was a little weird cuz I was like, "Hey, I'm Emma, you know?" But, she does want to be called Emma. So, I you know, I throw that around, but it
gets a bit confusing. So, we're working something out, right? We're working it out right now. I purchased her as a prop for my podcast set, which is in the other room. Basically, the concept in my head was like, "Okay, I want it to look like the room is like mirrored in a way." So, I want like a mannequin to be turned around and be dressed up and like kind of look like me and it look and it looks [snorts] That was the concept. It also could be cool to have someone around. You know, working alone it gets kind of lonely in a room recording a podcast.
Every day it's like, "This is an echo chamber, right? I'm just in here talking to myself and then I got her. I'm finding it. Hey. So, we have some real archival pieces here. Starting with my first Gucci shirt when I was like 16. First started my YouTube channel. One of my first videos was me painting my own Gucci shirt cuz I was like $450 bucks for a Gucci shirt? Mama doesn't have that. So, I painted my own and I actually feel like I should start wearing this. But I also like now it's so special to me. I'm like I can't wear it cuz I will spill something on it and then I'll be really bummed. Um but I kind of nailed it.
And I really I'm a little See, doing the little That was a That's a legal risk here. You know, painting the little, you know, the trademark of it all. So, Gucci, you know I love you. Please. Let's not get into trouble here. You know my intentions are good. When I was probably 8 years old, I got a little jealous of the kids at school that had glasses. I thought glasses were cool. I lied to my parents and said that I was having trouble seeing. They took me to the doctor. I got a test. I was like, "Nope, can't see that. No. Ooh, what's that? Can't see it." Lied, lied, lied, lied, lied.
Now, insurance covered these bad boys. Juicy Couture pink. And I never really got to wear them cuz my vision was too good for them. They actually kind of work for me now cuz actually my vision has declined. Ow. God. Yeah, but these are I had good taste. A slightly larger creation of my dad's. My dad's paintings are all over this house. They are everywhere. There's probably 20. For the most part, he does a lot of landscapes. He does a lot of them on location. So, a lot of the
paintings are of the place that I grew up or places that we've gone together. So, not only are they painted by him, it's a familiar style and a familiar look. It's places that hold very special memories for me. So, I love having his work around the house. In fact, I'm I'm kind of in the market. I need to talk to him. I want more. I want more and I don't have that much space, but I'm going to find a way because I want more. Okay, now follow me to my TV room, office, random room. It there's like no official title for it. Still working on that.
Sorry. Probably I'll I'll pull the rug back or something later. Probably should have done that for you all showed up, but anyway, follow me. COME ON IN. WOO! CAN YOU GUESS MY FAVORITE MOVIE? YEAH, Napoleon Dynamite. It shaped me. Um I've seen it hundreds of times. It was the only DVD I let my dad put into the DVD machine thing. What even are those called? I've learned a lot from Napoleon Dynamite. Number one, just go for it. No, not just do it. Just go for it. That's it's different. I also learned the proper amount of cheese to put on nachos that you put in the microwave and to believe in love.
Welcome to my bedroom. This is my Harry Styles. I'll introduce you formally to him. This is Biggie Big. This is my bestie since I was probably like four. [snorts] And I used to suck my thumb as a kid. And so, this is a little weird, but I'd suck my thumb and I would take the ear and I'd like rub it on my face. Okay, I don't love sharing this information as an adult when it's when you're a kid it's like super cute. Um as an adult it's kind of like ooh, you know, but just imagine me as a little kid doing that. Although I will say I did do that till I was 10 years old. 25 now.
15 years clean. I'm done. I took him out for this shoot cuz I wanted everyone to see him in all of his glory. Most of the time he's in a box in the garage because if anything happens to him, I'm not going to be a happy camper. He is immortalized here, but I need him. So I protect him at all costs. Literally protect him at all costs. Biggie Big. I'll see you later. And no, maybe I won't put you back in the garage this time. We'll talk. Let's move on. I'm really proud of this to be honest. The dark circles, the nose feels kind of like accurate. I'm like more proud of this than I am of like 90% of what I've done in my like career or you know, nice
things I've done for others. Like that all pales in comparison to this. I am so proud of this. This is going to be hard to top for me, but I will continue trying. I have sort of spent the year trying to chill and kind of reset the brain, heal the brain from consuming a lot of internet over the over the last 10, 15 years, whatever. And one of the hardest times of the day for me when it comes to managing my relationship with the internet is at night because I just wanted I'm tired, I had a long day. I like told myself no more of that this year. And then I discovered reading cookbooks before bed. I'm into it. In fact, we're into it. Or he's about to get into it now that I'm letting him out of the garage.
Uh yeah. Okay, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to kick you out because Emma downstairs told us she's making us dinner tonight. She said it's a big surprise. Not really sure what that means, but I'm going to find out. And unfortunately, you're not. Emma, Biggy, other Emma signing off. Bog, I love you. I'll probably talk to you soon. Bye.
