Markiplier Returns to Reanimal for a Terrifying Barn of Doom Adventure

Markiplier Returns to Reanimal for a Terrifying Barn of Doom Adventure

Markiplier continues his playthrough of Reanimal, exploring eerie rooms and a mysterious barn setting filled with unsettling encounters. He navigates locked doors, hidden spaces, and encounters with giant enemies in this horror gameplay series.

BARN OF DOOM | REANIMAL - Part 2. | Transcript:

Hello everybody. My name is Markiplier and welcome back to Reanimal. I left off going to this back room here where I'm sure that nothing bad will happen. Also, not sure if all of these rooms are going to be locked off. It seems that way. All right. What awaits us? Oh, I thought it was going to be like some kind of manager's office. I didn't think it was going to be the actual exit. Okay. Well, where did he go then? Why did he come to the theater if he wasn't even going to stay in the theater? Why is there a hidey-hole here? Am I going to need to hidey in the hidey-hole Okay, we saw similar things in the other space. big dudes with giant holes in their chest.

It does seem like we're going to be hiding. Definitely going to be hiding. I'm not sure if we're committing a rescue operation and then we're going to be dragging him out. This just doesn't seem good. Like there's What is going on up there? Whoa, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wire, wire. What's that? Is that just a wire or is that something else? Like something happened clearly and whatever happened turned a lot of people to ash and just bags of skin and turned a lot of people naked and exploded something out of their chest. Why did that ring a bell? What is with that? Why are they everywhere? And why are they all the same? So weird.

They're everywhere. There's a shopping cart full of them. Why would someone be shopping for them? Oh, hey. Yay. Okay. [screaming] Just camera keeps just revealing more horrors. All right. Well, let's hop on the pig. Yippee. Why can't I? I'm trying to. Really? Help. What was the point of getting on if I wasn't going to be able to go? Wee. Maybe I could have asked her to push me. Oh, push. Are you having fun? Are you having a good time? I guess we all are. We have to a little bit anyway.

Hop on this one. You hop on that one. Yippee. It's like we're kids again and there isn't a horrible head in between us. What if we go down the slide? Oh my god, we can go down the slide. And I think there's another concept art over there. Wait, what? Why wouldn't you go down it? What? WHY WOULDN'T YOU GO DOWN IT? YOU WENT ALL THE WAY UP. WHAT? NO. STOP. NO. HEY, I GUESS IT'S WHAT you want to do. I suppose it's weird.

Let's try this again. Let's Let's enjoy a little bit of life, right? Let's enjoy the time. There we go. Wasn't that fun? Almost made us forget that our friend got kidnapped. Friend. Friend, I say very loosely. I do appreciate that because there's been many times in these games, Little Nightmare Inside, where there's been a playground and you can't play in them. And I feel like that's kind of a downer. The kids might be horribly traumatized. Horribly, nightmarishly traumatized. Horrors beyond comprehension, but at the same time, they're still kids. Got to find the good things in life every once in a while. [groaning] Gross. Makes me thirsty. Oh, I can't.

I don't know what that noise is, but it can't be good. okay. Is there a logical reason behind this? Like it's not like he's trying to get the wrinkles out or something. That's wouldn't be at all how that works, but he's sitting on a mountain of them. Ew. So, I can hide in these. I got to wait till the next one. Oh, like I know that they're covering us with the noise, but I just there was an interactability there, so I was just Oh god. Get in. Oh my god. How do they keep doing this? How do they keep making the most horrific monsters you could think of? And I mean there's there's a way that is presented that kind of is of a charm.

Like they're not so horrible in that they're like these bloody monstrosities, but they're just they are just plain old horrible. Convenient though that the laundry is doing that. Anyway, uh have a good day, sir. I'm sure we'll never meet again. Oh god. Is this supposed to be some state of transformation for these things where they're like being dried out or not dried out, I guess. Oh god.

Yeah, not dried out. Definitely wouldn't call it being dried out. But they're being drained, that's for sure. Is that the water that we're all basically swimming in right now? Just basically these things, the liquid inside these people. Former people, I guess. Why you got to come over here, man? Why you coming over here, man? Why you coming over here? Uh, okay. All right, then. Okay. All right. That's a little Now, see, I think that I did what I was supposed to. You just happened to come over to where I was, WHICH IS VERY RUDE. RUN, RUN. DON'T EVEN TRY TO HIDE. OKAY. SO, if that was what that was, it's got to be another place to hide in this bucket. Yes, of course.

We're perfectly hidden. God, we're not hidden. We're so not hidden. Oh god, this is so not good. Oh god. Yeah, I know you can see us. I know. Wait, why me? She was in the white dress and she was very obvious. I don't know. Okay, so there must be a better place to hide. The thing is, I don't know how long we need to hide in this room. But also, the thing is, it seems like he I mean, he goes to the far end. Like, maybe I just stay here. It's not like he can see us here, right? No way. There's no way he can see us. He cannot No. Come on, man. Oh. Oh, we're good. Oh, we're so good.

I think the answer was to hide here. That would have been less obvious. Oh, you're dragging your foot. No. Your ankle. It's all broken and whatnot. All right. I feel like he would just come back, but whatever. What do I know? I can't see around the corner. Oh, good. Thank goodness. Hey, friend. You should scream real loud that we're here to save you. Oh, no. Hey, wait. There's someone alive over there. What the hell? Okay, where can we go? What can we do? Oh, you are so not alive.

Oh, you are alive. I don't like you watching me like that. Oh god. He's coming back. Oh god, he's coming back. Uh, hey there, ugly. Uh, sorry. Can't do anything about you. We're here to save our friend and only our friend. Hi, friend. We're here to save you, I think. I don't know why he drowned me immediately and not you, but whatever. All right, let's go, loser. I don't know which way we're going. Maybe away from this place. Toilet. I'm sitting on the toilet.

I don't know why that's something we can do. All right, whatever. Let's go. I think we got to go back the way we came. All three of us are strong enough. Oh, I got the crowbar with me. Oh, permanent new addition. All right, let's hide. Let's be smart about this. Let's hide where we should. Or maybe not. I really do think that these things are just creating all the water in this place. And it's horrible to think about. True nightmares. That's a good name for the future game. True nightmares. We're still gonna go by the machines because I don't trust it.

I don't know where he is. Well, if he's not here, then I'm going to go up here and I'm going to inspect this because wow, this is some kind of awful. I'M THE STEAM LORD. ALL MUST HAIL MY POWER. All will Okay. Why? Yippee. Oh, hi, bud. What you looking for, pal? What could possibly be in that dumpster that you would actually need? Okay. Do I remember a way that I could go that would get us out of here? Would it be Oh, I know. But the door has a bell on it, doesn't it? the door back to the theater. Oh [__] Well, that's not good. All right, make a break for it, kids.

Holy [__] he's fast. Oh my god, he's Holy [__] he's fast. Go, go, go, go. Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay, we do have to run. We have to hide. Uh oh god, how is he able to do that? That's horrific. Oh my god. Come on. Let's go, guys. Let's go. Let's go, guys. We're going to go, guys. We got to go. Hurry up. Why aren't you going? Oh, god. Wait. No. Oh. Oh [__] Oh [__] I thought I didn't see the door boards. I didn't see the boards on the doors. I didn't see board doors. That is a bizarre power. That is an extremely weird power.

Oh god. No. Don't get me. You can't get me. Oh, get out of the way. Oh, you blocked me. You loser. You blocked me from getting in there. You are literally the worst. Okay, I think we need to move the shelf off to the right as opposed to doing that. Okay. No, we are not supposed to be moving that off to the right. Okay. This is Oh god. Oh good lord. Yeah. Weird. We're not here. Very strange. God, that was too close. Uh-huh. Why don't you throw a temper tantrum? Why don't you go into the corpse of that thing? Little did I know he would actually do that. How is that working? How is that I don't know how that's working.

I don't understand that one. Everybody, come on. Hurry up. Oh, don't just stand there, you goof. See, I keep thinking that I need to go rush and do something, but apparently not. Apparently, you just need to get the hell out of dodge. Ah, what's this way? Oh, good. More of the same. We love it. Oh, god. Hey, look. It's the thing. Oh, we should do this, shouldn't we? We should do this. Uh, well, he won't know that we're here, will he? Probably not, right? There's no way he knows.

What did I just nope out of going over there? All right. Okay. Weird. Hey, don't mind me, guys. I got to go sit on this toilet for a little bit. Cheers. All right, let's see what we can do. Now that I'm recuperated. You used to laugh at my dumb jokes. That wasn't even a dumb joke. If there was any editors here, they would blow me up right now. [snorts] And I would deserve it. Uh, still can't go upstairs. That looks like a brick that I could pick up, but why? I'm not sure. Oh well. Free brick. Free brick, guys.

Free brick. Woo! Free brick. Yeah. Where are we going? I don't even know where we're going. Why are we going here? Oh god. Oh, what? What the [__] Oh, come on. I got stuck. Oh god. That's ridiculous. You're silly. You're being silly. And I got a brick with your name on it. I'm going to chuck a brick at your head. Okay. I don't know what we're supposed to be doing. Stop trying. Stop acting like you're going to fall in. Well, he's not there anymore. Should we go back now?

Surely he's not just waiting an ambush. Nope. All right, we're good. Very funny. Very funny, mister. Very Yeah. All right. I see another corpse on the ground there. He probably won't be coming out of there. Probably not. All right. Although I was I would not have been able to see that gap for sure. Thank you for that. Okay, we got a gas can. Is that what we need? I'll just nab that. Don't mind me. Certainly is not going to come bursting out of the stomach of this dude. Never. Uh-huh. Okay. Ominous camera shift. Why?

Why? What am I? OH. [screaming] Oh no. GO. GO, [screaming] MAN. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. Oh god. Oh, it's a puzzle. Oh god. Okay, that way. Yep. You're right. You're guiding me. You're so right. You're so Okay. All right. Man, that other kid just took off. Oh, man. Come on. Hurry up. I don't even know where we're go. Whoa. Holy hell. All right. Do we got to fill up this thing? Is this what we got to do? All right. Cool. We're going to do this. Don't mind me. EVERYBODY PILE IN.

GO. YEAH. You work THE GAS PEDALS. GO, PLEASE. OH, HERE WE GO. All right. Cool, cool, cool. This is awesome. I can't see in front of me. Woo! I can't see in front of me at all. Wow. Need a better angle. Need such a better If only it wasn't so foggy. Man, I wish I could control my irises at will. I still don't know if that's actually a real thing or if that's video editing. It was someone that was able to control their pupil sizes at will. Sometimes I think I can do that.

There's a shot that wasn't used in Iron Lung that kind of has my pupils wiggling. I don't think I'm doing it voluntarily, but it's like it is a little weird. Oh god. Get hit. Oh, he's still here. Oh god. Well, okay. I should probably hit you on a tree or something. Whoa. HOLY HELL. [screaming] I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING. WHAT AM I DOING HERE? OH, stab him. Yeah, stab him. Take that on your hand. No, I don't think so. I don't think so, buddy. God, you're ugly. Oh, thank you so much for helping.

Get off. gets dead. That's what you get. Wonk. Can we kill this? Is this Is it possible to kill this thing? Oh, man. whoa. Where are we? Oh, that's not good. Uh, and we're dead. It's a good run, everybody. It's a good run. Oh, back in the well. Oh, good. Is that a sheep? What? [snorts] Oh, and we've come full circle. Escape sniffer. That was his name. Sniffer. Okay. Why are we back here? That's the question. Did we really go full circle? Did we just so happen to coincidentally come back to the very beginning?

Interesting. Should we take the boat and venture out or should we go through the side path here? I'm guessing the side path, huh? I guess with a crowbar you can do whatever you need. All right. No one's going to say anything about all that. Oh, you just done, kid? You done? Kid, you done. I didn't mean to pull the crowbar out menacingly, but okay, whatever. All right, I guess you're done. Ladder over there. There's a door over here. All right, bye, kid. I guess whatever. We're not even going to say goodbye. That's weird.

Isn't that weird? Is Isn't that a little Am I crazy or is that a little weird? Seems a little weird. I don't know. Whatever. Weird. Where are we? There's a gap that I might be able to jump here. Nope. How many times have I plummeted to my doom from my entirely my own doing? Many times. Many times now. Many times. [snorts] This is interesting. I think it might be a dam. I think it might be a hydroelectric dam and this is like an observation room for that dam. But again, it is it does feel a little strange that we didn't say goodbye to

that other kid unless we didn't need to. Unless for some reason he knew that we didn't need to go all the way over here or that it wasn't like in a departure. Okay, so Oh, thank you. Thank you for getting the door for me. That actually is very nice. Oh, I see. And with this, I can extend the bridge. I see. Okay, that makes more sense. All right, get ready. Here we go. Oh, we're working together. Okay, so it's not about opening it all the way, even though we will need to open it all the way.

I need to get it in a gap that I can jump right there. Okay, now I can jump across. Ha. Yes. Ah. Okay. So, I think what's going to happen is we are going to get in the boat eventually and we're going to take it off into the great yonder that way. And that's why we didn't say goodbye. Where's this going? Nowhere. All right. Hopefully I don't mess this up or else it's going to be traumatizing for you. You're going to continue on your journey without me, that's for sure. But would be traumatizing. Okay, we need to open it up all the way. That has got to be some crazy mechanical leverage that's able to allow them to open those up.

I don't think it would just be a purely electronic ape because then it would just be a button. The gear ratio must be insane. It has to have some electrical assist. There's no way those kids could open up that all by themselves. All right, come on. We're going to get in the boat. Come on, kid. That's what I thought. I knew this wasn't goodbye. Would have been weird if it was goodbye. All right, we're all hopping in the boat. We're going to leave. Just like you wanted, kid. Just like you said, we're going to leave.

All right, here we go. I don't where we're going. I don't I still don't know. I still don't know what the end objective is. They kind of seem to know, but it seems like maybe they don't even know. Huh. Oh. Oh, good. More sea mines. Yeah, I get that. Okay, let's let's get a good look at the area first before we commit to a direction. Not really sure who would have put them here. Oh my controller is rumbling a lot. Oh, is it because of the danger of all the sea mines?

Is that what it is? Am I not supposed to go this way? Is that what this is suggesting? Oh no, we're getting pushed. Oh [screaming] no. Hold on. Oh my god. That was so not me doing that. That was not me doing that. Okay. Oh, I think it was trying to warn me not to go that way. My controller was vibrating like crazy. Okay. Well, it's vibrating again and I don't know about that. Oh. Oh god. Oh yeah. Cue the music. Oh. What moved? Oh, what the [__] is that? What was that? What's moving? Just nightmare after nightmare for these kids. OH GOD.

No. Oh, I hate him. Oh, I hate them. Oh god. What the hell? I was trying to go faster. Hold LT to go faster. Well, that should be news that you tell me a long time ago. That should be news that you tell me way long ago. Well, LT doesn't seem to be making me go any faster. So, see, I was running away as fast as I could react. I that's not a joke. I was definitely absolutely running away, moving. I didn't really stop or nothing, but I was going as fast as I could. I just was there was something interesting to see. Hold LT while driving to drive faster. Okay. Yeah, now I can do that. Bang. Okay, let's not drive too fast. We can't see anything. Going to run into a landmine.

Okay, not that way. Well, I don't know if I can go in the hotel. The hotel seems to be closed off with a landmine. Oh, there's someone on the land mine. Sea mine. Sorry. You all right there, buddy? All right. Not sure what to do about that. There's got to be a way to wake him up and blow up that sea mine. But uh alas, I don't have the means by which to do that. This seems like a dead end. That's a dead end. All right. Either I'm going to get a gun. Maybe I'll get a gun and I can shoot them from a distance. That would be nice. Okay. Hey. Yeah, that should have killed us probably. That should have killed us for sure. Okay, there it goes.

Yep, there it goes. Okay, it just blocked us in, didn't it? Yeah. So, [snorts] no matter what, I'm going to need to get the means by with which to blow things up. So, it better give it to me forth with. So that I might blow things up privly. Privy promptly. Promptly, privy promptly. Okay, kid. Yeah, you just relax. Yeah, you just take a load off, man. Yeah, you don't worry about a thing, man. Can we not do the boost? Oh, I see. Got to boost here. Can't boost over there by the front. That'd be ridiculous. All right, give me a hand. There we go.

Once again, you really Oh, you have a knife. Oh, nice. Wow. I can still attack, which is nice. Not sure why. Not sure what kind of combat I'm going to be getting into, but I can do that. Oh god. Oh, do you have like a harpoon gun or something? Oh, what happened to you? What? What happened? It looks crazy. Weird. Okay. Well, I got a bundle of harpoons now. That's I was hoping for a gun, but I guess throwing at him is just as good. Sure. I hope they qualify as being unlimited by the time we get him in the boat. It looked like he had icicles on him, but that can't have been what this the what the situation was, right? I must just be misremembering that. Must just

be mis misinterpreting it. Unlimited now. Now we have unlimited. Thanks, kid. I guess you really couldn't have helped at all, but still. Uh, LB or X to equip and throw the harpoon. Uhhuh. I'm guessing I'm supposed to throw it right there. Oh, hell yeah. Whoa. Good arm. Good arm, kid. Good arm. Great arm. Oh god. Wham. Got him. Okay. Well, they die still pretty good, so that's nice. And maybe the sniffer wasn't so bad after all.

Watch this. I got a COOL TRICK FOR YOU. SKUSHKA. Oh [__] Oh [__] Oh [__] Oh [__] Oh god. You didn't tell me. Oh, you didn't say to me. You didn't say what? What the [__] What in the holy hell? My least favorite thing in any kind of fiction or even in reality, you know, is uh people blowing up like that. That's gross. It's just gross. Not going to lie. Just gross. Hit him. Okay, don't hit him then. I hit the X. I hit it. I hit the button. I hit it. I hit the button. I done did hit the button, boss. I hit it as good as I could, boss. But there was nothing I

could do about it, boys. I blame you, bunny mask. What? Huh? Where are you? I don't know where you are. Learn to back up, I guess. Where are you? Ew. Just ew. Oops, that was a waste. All right, we're going in, I guess. Watch your heads. I think you should just throw it at him just to preemptively, you know. Come on, man. Can only throw in the cardinal directions. All right, whatever. It's a lovely hotel. Would have loved to stay. Uh, good luck. I guess we're not need. There's no way that kid didn't notice the boat.

Uh-oh. That's not good. That's not Oh my god. All right. What are we doing? Onslaught. Hope we have enough. Uh-huh. I'm just going to pretend like five more didn't fall down there. Fines. Whatever. Oh, good. Oh, hi. Yeah, you better run. You all know what's up, don't you? What? Got you. Thought you could get away from me. What is that TV about? You guys like the TV? All right, fine then. You know, the first couple times that was scary, but now just gross, man. Just gross.

Hi, friend. Oh, you eating? Oh, yeah. You Why are you all naked? I just have to ask. Why? Why am I not able to Oh, I was I don't understand why I was pointed in a completely wrong direction there, but All right. It didn't let me. All right. Yeah, I know how to play this game. I know what I need to do. And you're just allowing me to be some kind of a fool for everyone here. Yeah. You're going to start me so far back that I'm just going to have to redo a whole bunch of nonsense that I've already done a thousand times. Whatever. All right. Come on. Hurry up. Oh, you didn't have one out. God. Okay.

See, now that's just silly. That's just silly because it's been so long since I had to do that and they've been equipped the whole time that I would OF COURSE I FORGOT THAT I HAD TO EQUIP IT AGAIN. That's right. Run away. No, you're going to come back, aren't you? Oh, [__] Got him anyway. Oh my god, I'm the best. Oh my god, I still got him. Nice. It is tricky. Sometimes the circle doesn't appear. Wonder if throwing it at that would do anything. Nope. Can't aim at that. Of course I couldn't. Whatever. Okay. Take that. Yep. Okay.

Now I'm getting them from downtown. Oh no. Good arm. Good thing we got unlimited. Okay, you need to go. Can't hit that target. There we go. We all done. Man, these guys just eating. Well, in Little Nightmares one, I didn't like them eating either. So, no eating. No eating, saith I. What is even happening over on the sides here? What's what's with the what are these shapes? What is what am I looking at? What is that?

I don't know what that is. Why is this so weird? Is that a graphical bug or is that real? Hey, drop down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You drop down here. Drop in. Oh, not worth it. That kid's dead. That kid gone. Didn't even know him. We don't need to rescue that kid. Did you see that [__] thing? That was a [__] up bird. It saw it without even being in the same area as it. It sniffed him out. It snatched him out of the blue. We don't Okay, we got to go through here. All right, whatever. Where are we now? Is that a cannon?

Oh, give me the cannon. Whoa. This whole landscape's weird. Can we beach on this or no? This is not a beachable place. Yeah, it's beachable. Okay, that is a gun. Can we use that gun to blow up whatever [__] bird just took that kid? Can we blow Can we just blow it out of the sky? Wow, that is quite a cannon. That's cool. Please let us fire it. Please, please. I want to shoot the gun. I want to shoot the Omega gun. What is this? This is some kind of a clue. All right. Why is your light white now? Why is your light white? Didn't used to be. Hey, where's that kid? It's weird that your light is white. Also, I saw that floating.

All right. Okay. It's the same thing as the other one, but okay. I'm just going to assume it's a kind of a clue. Okay. Please, can I get over this tiny ledge? Thank you. Okie dokie then. All right. Maybe this is a light. Please tell me this is a light. Okay. Well, it's a window, so that'll do. Uh, so we probably need to load it. So, what why do we keep looking over here? I'm over there. Why are we over here? What are you doing? Okay, least we can do is aim it. Oh, I know my target. Right, you bird. Must be far away, but that's definitely the bird that picked up that kid. Get ready to All right.

Not seeing any obvious targets. I think I would know when I see the target. The obvious target. The Oh, the I see the target. Holy [__] Oh my god. Wait, hold on. I was not done looking at that thing. The obvious target. Holy hell. Is that what grabbed him? That is the most horrific thing I've ever seen in my life. I hope I'm aimed at its big dumb head. I really hope I aimed directly at its big freaking dumb head. Okay, we need to load this thing. I think these are just empty shells though. They don't look bullet-esque. Gross. Okay, there's got to be bullets.

There have to be bullets. Maybe in those cases, maybe the other kid who was with us could be looking for bullets while we do all the [__] work. Maybe I got to get in the boat and I got to go find some ammo or something. So, there got to be ammo around here somewhere. I saw like this bunker looking thing somewhere. Let's just go for a ride around the [__] lake. Try not to bother that thing.

Oh, it's not there right now. Oh, interesting. Oh, funny about that. If we go that way, would we die a horrible death? Oh, no. India. No, it's not there. Well, that's weird. Not going to go that way. Okay. I saw like Yeah, some kind of what looked like a seaside military bunker over this way. So, there must be something over there with like a bullet in it. Yeah, right there by the wall. Is that something we can go into? Is that something we can get a bullet from? Might be a cave off to the left, too, if I'm not mistaken. I'm probably mistaken. Let's see how mistaken I am. IT'S NOT A CAVE AT ALL. I'M DUMB. I'm incredibly dumb. Okay. Hey, can we boost up here?

No. Of course. We got to go up the ladder and then we got to go all the way around. Of course, that's it. GET OUT OF THE WAY, BIRDS. I'M GOING TO BEAT THE [__] OUT OF YOU, BRO. GET THE [__] OFF ME, BIRDS. Get away. I'll kill you. I'll kill you, birds. It's okay. I'm a bird, too. Look at my mask. I'LL KILL YOU BIRDS. I'll Yeah, you better run. Though it takes a couple and then they'll tell their friends not to mess with me. But I got to keep the mask on. Unfortunately, they would know if I swapped. Oh, a musical interlude. This would be more dramatic if the two friends of mine weren't in each other's bodies, and I would fear their mutations. Where are we?

Wow. Well, this is nice. It's prolically idyllic up here. Too bad I know for a fact we got to drop down onto this uh military bunker somehow. No. Am I misreading the situation entirely? I could have sworn that we would have to drop down. I guess not. We're going to frolic through the field, guys. Don't worry, guys. We're frolicking through. This is delightful. Actually delightful. Wee. Oh, look. It's a scarecrow. It's not as horrific as the other things we've seen already. Oh, good. It's a barn. Hey, you got any bullets in that barn?

Got any bullets? I'm looking for like a big one. A big can. That is the scariest looking barn I've ever seen in my life. Am I crazy or is that actually the most frightening barn anyone's ever made? Why is that barn so goddamn scary? Legitimately the scariest barn in fiction. Wow. Good job, guys. You did it. That's outstanding. I don't know how you did it, but you did it. What do we got to burn this barrel to make a sacrifice before we're able to get in there? What are we doing? What? Oh. Oh, you're taking a peek.

Well, I mean, it does seem just like a farm. Oh, I can zoom. Well, good thing when I zoomed it got really blurry. Yeah, good thing. Oh god, there's something even bigger on the outside of the barn on the other side. It's like from uh not the forest, uh Darkwood, the mother pig or whatever it was. Of course. Well, let's go. I mean, it's such a beautiful field. What could be wrong with it? What could be wrong with it? It's also the bar is just too big in the Why is my controller shaking? Why are we shaking? We're like stuck in vibration mode.

Why is it the pigs? Okay. Well, I can't even go that way anyway. Maybe it's the hint that I'm in the wrong spot. We can climb up the pipe here. No. All right. Oh. Well, that's convenient. Ah, get away. I'll kill you birds. I'll kill you. Going to kill you birds. That's right. Run. Run away. What do I go back and I go unlock the door now? That was awfully convenient. I mean, I don't think I could have. I don't think I could. It just vibrates when I go through that fence. Why?

Why is it vi stop vibrating? I'm about to turn off the rumble. We're going to turn it off cuz you I don't like it. All right. Maybe I just got to spank these pigs on their rump. Hey, I'm going to spank you pigs on your rump. let's just push it. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. All right. No, these are just pigs. Nothing weird here. Perfectly normal. Excuse us pigs. Excuse. They are just pigs. I'm refusing to look outside. I refuse to look out the back there. Oh, we can Oh, we could just go. Oh, that's so nice. We don't even have to bother

with the master of pigs in the back there. What are we doing here? Is this where we're supposed to go? I'll kill [screaming] you birds. Can't escape me. Hey, where did our friend go? I don't know. I guess he's assuming that we're going to come back. So, I'm guessing this must be some kind of a side tangent. Okay, got concept art. That's nice. There's a tractor here. That's kind of nice. And then there's a bridge where we could jump to our doom. Oh, is this going to the lighthouse? Well, why am I going to the lighthouse? I want to see. Oh, God.

I know this is probably where we're supposed to go, but I sometimes I just like I want to see. I'm not trying to rush through anything, guys. I just pick a path. I pick a path and it just so happens that's the way to make progress. And I'm like I'm trying to pick paths that are the secret side paths where it's like, oh, I want to see what's behind this door. Oh, I want to peekab-boo and see what's what's here. Clearly, there's something dead ahead that I is scary and seems like progression. Of course, I want to go off to the side. So, I see all the secret things, but then it JUST PUSHES ME TO THE V. IT PUSHES ME TO THE END. All

right, let's see what this is all about. Oh my god, that is a gigantic pig. See all I that's all I wanted. But I thought that was I didn't know that was going to be a dead end there. I didn't know I thought that was going to be the way of progression. So what was I thinking that it was going to go off to the side and it was going to be a you know what I mean? You know that could wait out here in the field. It would probably smell way better. Probably smell infinitely better. Also, I thought I was looking for a bullet. You know what I mean? So, I go on these side dance. I don't know where I'm going. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm

just going. I'm just going. I don't have my Resident Evil yellow bands of go hereness to guide me. I'm just on my own doing the best I can. What do you want from me? Anyway, that's all the time we have now. We're going to go find out what's in this lighthouse, and hopefully it's a bullet in the next episode. Thank you, and as always, I'll see you in the next episode. Bye-bye.

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