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I'm going back to school and today's picture day. I don't get my photo taken until the end of the day after I survived nine different classes of snacks like ASMR gummy keyboard, sour graffiti spray, even cotton candy that turns into bubble gum. If I fail, I'll have the most embarrassing yearbook photo of all time. It's time for computer class where we're going to make our own edible gummy popper keyboard. Fill it, jelly it, pop it, pop it. Orange and lemon lime. It smells like Fruit Loops. With sweet berry and blue raspberry. Now the raspberry glue. Close it up. With all the gummies made, now let's assemble. And just like that you got
yourself an edible gummy popping keyboard. And if you listen closely the sour oozes causing the popping candy to pop. Mhm. It's a super satisfying gummy clicky candy. It's got the super soft gummy exterior and the crunchy popping interior. It's not sour, it's mostly sweet. While we're in computer class, let's play this final boss sour challenge. Level two. It's sour dried fruit. Woah. No reaction. Level three. The kiwis. No reaction. Super sour. Time for the final boss. Level four. Sour green apple. They don't look too sour.
They taste like smoke. This is the weakest level yet. Level four was pretty weak, but level three sour watermelon kiwis were no joke. That's the bell. Let's head to our next class. Next up we're in music class. What stuff is a Chupa Chups whistle lollipop? What the heck? That is so cool. The best part about it is it tastes delicious. Mhm. This might be my favorite class yet. Next up we got an Amos lollipop that supposedly plays music in your head.
Up next a lollipop that records secret messages. Hey, I think love has a crush on you. Music class causes cabbage, but it's delicious and fun. On to the next class. Next up is art class. Starting with three different flavors of graffiti spray. Sour apple. It doesn't even taste good. Woah, it burns. Blue raspberry. Pair here for crunchy sour gumball. It literally comes with three gumballs. Add some sour juice. Like the real It's burning. That's actually a pretty good combo. That was an epic fail.
Woohoo! Sour cherry for the win. Now let's try some crayon candy. It's hollow. It kind of tastes like hot Cheetos. Orange tastes like toilet cleaner. Mhm. Blue tastes like cotton candy. That's actually pretty good. And this next one is taffy sticks. Yellow tastes like I'm chewing on plastic. Ugh. Gross. Both are super bland and super weird. This taffy tastes like how crayon smells. It's pretty gross. Next up is a paint splash candy. It's a lollipop that you dip into the paint. Ugh. Grape flavored paint. That's like the worst candy flavor.
Ugh. All those candies are going to put me in cavity detention and absolutely rot my teeth. My smile is not going to look good for this yearbook photo. English class with an edible pen and paper that we can eat. Comes with lots of paper. It's a sour ooze pen that you squeeze. Still digest rocks. Let's see how it tastes. That is real weird. Ooh, it peels and rips just like paper. Super dry. Let's see if these gummy erasers work. It currently says spark plug. Let's try to erase it. I hope this gummy works cuz this is embarrassing.
Oh my god, I removed the A. I removed the wrong letter. I removed the wrong letter, but it did erase spark plug. Mhm. It's raspberry milk flavored. Sour plus sticky is going to put me in the cavity zone. Next up is science class. Our first topic is anatomy. I love teeth, but I don't know if I like to eat them. Tastes like a bland gummy worm. Sour eyeball juice. That's what I like to call a gingivitis gummy. Ooh, sour. This is supposed to be a gummy brain? Ooh. It's a mix of blue raspberry and watermelon. This would make a good toothpaste flavor. Comment down below if you would brush with a blue raspberry watermelon toothpaste. Next up is
glow-in-the-dark candy. They don't look like anything special and Sour Patch Kids. They look normal, but when you turn on the black light, they glow. How is it safe to eat glow-in-the-dark candy? It's because they use turmeric extract. It glows under a black light. They don't taste like normal Sour Patch Kids. They actually taste like fruit punch. These taste better than the original. Our next topic is astronomy. We'll be eating Warhead Galactic Mix Cubes. Oh, these are gross and they're really sticking to my teeth. It dyed my whole tongue black. Oh, no.
Oh my goodness. This is actually the grossest candy I've ever seen and my smile is so cool. Imagine if I went to the photo like this. Oh, that red 40 is getting to my brain. That's why Fat Loss Toothpaste doesn't have red 40. Next up is Lunchables. We got these gummy bagel bites. Giant gummy corn? What type of lunch is this? It looks so real. Oh, it tastes like butter. How about these mini sweet corn gummies? They smell like chemicals. Soda, at least they're cute. They literally taste like corn.
Next up is a giant gummy apple. I know they're cavity-causing treats. All that sugar is giving me a stomach ache. Let's head to the nurse. But before we stop there, let's go dumpster diving. They're like little tiny Cheeto Puffs. Ugh, they're stale. Here in the nurse's office, we got Ouchy Bubble Gum Band-Aids. Gum is usually good for your teeth. But not this stuff cuz it's loaded with sugar. Gummy flavored Band-Aids. Watermelon, strawberry and grape. Hmm, ugh, they're super soft and sticky. I am not going to look good for this photo. Next up is sour sweet shots. Blue raspberry flavored.
This is candy and this is a vitamin. Well, mine tastes like juicy fruit. Well, mine's made from fruit. Well, mine has vitamin C in it. Mine also has vitamin C plus 15 vitamins and minerals. Mine only has 16 g of sugar. 16 g of sugar? Mine has zero. Mine also has no GMOs. No comment. Mine's formulated to align with pediatrician guidance. Well, mine's formulated with red 40. Refillable glass bottles and recyclable pouches every month. Mine comes in a plastic bag that you have to throw out when you're done.
Mine is dental friendly. Both taste like candy, but only one of them is doing something good for your kids. As a dentist and as a dad, I test cavity causing foods for a living, and Hiya is as clean as it gets. 50% off your first order, scan and try today. Next up, let's find out if geography causes cavities. First up is Dubai chocolate, and now a futuristic cotton candy angel hair one. It's filled with cotton candy. Kind of tastes like strawberry shortcake. From Korea, we got these turtle chips. Super crunchy, they taste like corn soup.
They're a light, lucky, crunchy chip with multiple levels. These things are definitely doing damage to my breath, but at least they aren't making my teeth stain. Maine has super sour strips. Look at all that malic acid. Primary cause of cavities. Ooh. All the way from the UK, we got Oreo bite candy. Chocolate on the outside and Oreo cream filling in the middle. They're light, crunchy, and fluffy. Next up is Italian meatball flavored Pringles.
I can taste the tomato sauce. Mamma mia, it tastes exactly like tomato sauce. got one of my favorite items. toothbrush. Twist here at the bottom and chocolate Nutella oozes from the bristles. It's nice that it tastes like Nutella, but it definitely causes cavities. But if you want your toothpaste to taste as good as Nutella, it's time to upgrade to Bädlab toothpaste. It's the best tasting toothpaste on the planet and it's officially on Amazon Prime. Coming in from Greece is cotton candy bubble gum. You eat it and it turns into Super cool.
No way. Woah. Yeah, I can blow a bubble with this stuff. It's time for the yearbook photo, but I can't have my teeth looking super white. So here's what we're going to do. Step one is to clean your teeth. It's important to use a toothpaste that can gently polish, which is exactly why I made Bädlab. I like to call it a super toothpaste. This toothpaste is so good, once you brush with it once, you'll never want to brush with anything else ever again. Now that the surface stains are gone, it's time to use some whitening strips.
Like Crest 3D White or even this Crest whitening pen. Whitening pens are great on the go, but they don't provide that strong of hydrogen peroxide, so your teeth won't get as white as you really want them to be. And that's just because if it was super strong whitening agent, your gums would be hurt. Both work great, but if you want something even better, this Opalescence Go Tooth Whitening is probably one of the best whitening strips you can buy. But you need to use it for at least 14 days to see some good results, and I don't have 14 days. So we got to use some purple whitening product. Purple is the opposite of yellow, so when you use purple products, it cancels out the
yellow tooth stains. It's only temporary whitening, but it'll be perfect for my photos. It's time to brush those purple stains away. Now that my teeth are clean and protected, it's time to take my photo. I'm looking chopped. Well, at least there's next year. If you want your teeth to be protected and clean all school year long while having fresh breath, it's time to upgrade to Baklava toothpaste. It uses the same ingredients that your teeth are made out of. It's cruelty-free, dye-free, no parabens, no sulfates, no fluoride. It has the most premium ingredients that you can put into a toothpaste. So if you love your
teeth and you want an epic delicious toothpaste, ask your parents to get Baklava toothpaste today. You can get it on amazon.baklava.com or even TikTok shop.
