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Wanda, what are you? Put that down. That's a lot. Who are you? I'm Oprah. This little pocket change I like to carry around. This is Oprah's change purse. I was wondering why your magazine was sitting here. You have your uh just money flying around your head like that. Yeah. You know, fur the new terry cloth, YOU KNOW. I DIDN'T READ THOSE THINGS. THAT'S HILARIOUS. You deserve your own island.
Oh, you're hilarious. SEE? HELLO, ELLEN. HELLO, NEIL. You look handsome. That's actually a really good outfit on you. This is my Antonio Banderas look. That's great. I'm Captain Hook. And you were sharpening your hook. I like that. You see that? Yeah, that was very clever. Hello. GOOD DAY, EVERYONE. I'M PRINCE HARRY. And what made you choose Prince Harry? Well, well, well, now this is Ellie speaking. Um, I have red hair. I now get back into reality.
Make sure I know the difference. It's hard. Sometimes I disappear into my characters. I have red hair in real life. Um, so I wanted to be someone with red hair and the options are limited. You know, we're dying out like we are. That's That's actually proven. Is that really true? Yeah, we're Yes. It's like 2% and dying. But um I didn't know you were extinct. That's like you're on an endangered list or something like that. You're special. I know. So, but the options for being a redhead are kind of limited. Ronald McDonald. No. Um Raggedianne. Um Brody from Homeland.
Um and Prince Harry. So, I went with Prince Harry. So, that's that's how And also, I love Kate Middleton. So, anything I can do to get closer to her. Yeah. Well, she'll probably call now, don't you think? Yeah. I mean, for sure. Now that you're Prince Harry, HOW YOU DOING? GOOD. That's good. I've been uh I've been keeping in shape. You know, you have to. I'm getting older. 27. People say you don't look 27. You look about 23. I guess I'm lucky it runs in my family.
I've got a grandmother who's 97. She looks about 93. That whole fitness thing though runs in my family. I think my grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. Oh, I'm kidding. We know where she is. She's in prison. I'm kidding. I kid a lot cuz I'm a comedian. People ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" And well, uh, no. I was an accountant. My parents were incredibly cruel to me. I remember coming home from kindergarten one day. Well, they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I've been working in a factory for 2 years.
Horrible. Thanks so much. That's my time. Yeah, that was you. You know how many times I did that in the mirror and then backwards in the mirror? The rhythm was really good. It was really hard. You talk really fast. Well, I did. I used to talk really fast when I was nervous. It was my first time on Carson.
I'm nervous. It was my first time as you on you. First of all, whoever helped you, you nailed the outfit. That is pretty darn close to that outfit. That is uh Yeah, they made it because it's hard to believe, but you cannot find this off the rack anymore. It's a shame. Where How did you get this? I think Sinbad told me to buy something like that. I was taking Sinbad's advice back then. How did he suggest What did he suggest? Something blousy. I don't know why. You know, it's just you crushed it. Who cares? You crushed At the time it uh Oh, thank you so much. And a blade of grass. And a blade of grass pose as a blade of grass. You're a cow.
Yes. That was that something you just had laying around the house or how did you choose this outfit? No, I um I don't really know. I just I figured it'd be cute and I It's adorable. Is it cumbersome to sit down with utters on your stomach like that? It's a little hard, but um it's worth it. All right. It is. It's adorable. Are you way into Halloween? I am way into Halloween. Um when I was a little girl, I remember my mom I inherited it from my mom. My mom used to smear fake blood all over the walls and then we'd have to like scrub and repaint the wall the next day. So, wow. It's a normal family. Yeah. Totally normal.
WOW. THAT'S UH I GLUED MY FINGER TOGETHER. THAT'S QUITE AN OUTFIT, KELLY. WELL, you too. Watch where your hands are going. What do you mean? What do you mean you glued your hand together? You I had these nails and I was gluing them on my fingers. Are you really Your finger really is stuck. Look. Well, let's get something out here to help. I'm okay. Get it? I get it.
Uh, wow. I'm I'm gonna ask who you are. I think I know. But you are hurting. My back's hurting. Uhhuh. Um I'm uh the legendary and beautiful Dolly. Pardon? Yes. That's beautiful. What's happening up here? Is that all you? What's How did you make that? TELL ME AND WE'LL BOTH KNOW. I'm taped and glued and sucking and tucking and all that good stuff. Your fingers really are glued together. My nail kept falling off and I can't bend over because I can't get back up. Oh, hi Daniel. Or should what? What is What do I call you? Who are you?
Boba Fett. That's right. Yes. I'm uh I have I'm a recent convert to the Star Wars movies. I've I've seen them for the first time much more recently than is you know, it's quite embarrassing to admit how recently I've seen them and I kind of fell in love with this costume and the look and he's he's a badass. Yeah, he's awesome. It's fantastic. Yeah. I mean this and I have to say thank you to your costume department and Broo and Cameron cuz this is like I couldn't have dreamed of this. Like if id made this myself and turned up in like my Boba Fett costume that would have been it would have been different than this.
You guys look amazing. You must uh did you said hi to George, right? Said hi to George. It's so nice to meet you. Yeah. Well, thank you. Quiet. Um so, hi Josh. Hi. This is uh this is a dream come true for me. Yeah. You want to tell everybody who you are? I am Lloyd Christmas from Dumb and Dumber. I'm sorry I had to do that. That's all right. It you kind of have to. Yeah. They're fantastic. Is that something you've always wanted to be?
Yes. This is something that uh I've dreamt about since 1994. Rebel. Deflight me. All right. Oh, there you are. Okay. Can you guys see me? There you are. OKAY. You fell into your bowl. Um there's your microphone right there. So yeah, great. So, you're you're Wilson from the movie Castway. I get it. Yeah, that's right. Rebel Wilson, I get it. Yeah. I love that movie. It's definitely in my top 300. Oh, so it's a good choice for you then, mama.
Oh, I love it. That's so That's nice. Aloha from Hawaii. Aloha. You got a lay on you. Thank you, mama. Yeah. Um you're a good Elvis. Thank you. Have you been an Elvis before? I am obsessed with Elvis slightly. Uhhuh. Yeah. I grew up uh I just love him, you know. My mama raised me on him and Uhhuh. so obsessed. I bought a bike like him and I got an old 55 paint Cadillac and Really? Yeah. Wow. And have you dressed like him before though? I did. Yeah. A couple times. Well, yeah. Um actually I did it on Halloween when I was 19.
Uhhuh. And that was my first time in Los Angeles. I was working on a little show called um [snorts] Baywatch. [clears throat] I believe you are Christina Aguilera on The Voice. Yes, I am. That's fantastic. And so good, right? How comfortable is that? Um, you know, not very. Right. Yeah. But you I mean, letting it all hang out. Looking good. Yeah. I really am. Love it. Yeah. We're We're very similar almost. I know. We're like rock stars. Don't I secretly like just am obsessed. I'm so excited.
Really? Oh, yeah. Do you love the voice? I love The Voice. Yes. Me too. It's so good. And you love Christina Aguilera, obviously. And I love Christina. Yes.
